Bulldog

They/Them - Mutt - Photographer - Knight of Soul Crushing Devotion - Account primarily used for shitposting about my D&D adventures, but occasionally used for my other interests (The Locked Tomb & The Silt Verses, primarily)

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[t00thpasteface]

what i like about rocky hailmary is that he is incredibly generous and deeply empathetic but he's also rude and difficult on purpose because he thinks it's funny. he'll do anything you need but he'll also just do whatever he wants. he just says things. he wears his hydrostatics on his exoskeleton at all times. winner of the most autistic alien award

[masao-micchi]

[lutheban]

"Grace doesnt have enough food on the jorney to Erid" yeah but Rocky does. Rocky has plenty, in fact, Rocky had enough food for 23 eridians for a bit over 30 years (because they were also expected to make the jorney back) Rocky has so much food, and he cant give any to grace because it will kill him. Every meal he makes he can hear Grace's body slowly collapsing in on itself from hunger. Rocky has to sit there, with way more than enough food for 2 and still watch his best friend starve to death.

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[bigolbrickshithouse]

Also dnd is in 6 days so I m feelin. . . Good : )

[bigolbrickshithouse]

oh my god I love being gay and transgender I love you gender euphoria I love you Judith Butler. . . . Shoutout to the queer feminist bookstore in my town. . . . . . Shoutout to the random man at work who looked at me girlmoding today and was like. “Yeah she— I mean I don’t wanna— I don’t know. Anyway.” . . . I LOVE chivalry as an expression of masculinity I LOVE gender as a performance. I love the fact that gender is fake and that I can wear a skirt and that I’m nonbinary and a lesbian but also probably a dude just a little bit as a treat and I might be aroace but I kinda have a job and I’m not thinking about that right now . I love that experiences and identities are fluid and that we can all do whatever we want forever **** AND i love every single gay and trans person in my phone and I am filled with effervescent joy every single time they have a good day. Thank you LGBTQ+ people i love you and I’m glad to be the way that I am!!!

[theres-a-body-here]

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

[fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219]

I had to draw it HELP

[thatneoncrisis]

69ers but..... their keys

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[raviolireptile]

This post encapsulates how I imagine their relationship so perfectly that I had to draw it

[avi-mation]

Earth’s Scapegoat and her Sacrificial Lamb

[lordofchips]

It’s so important to me that he says “Dr. Captain Ryland Grace” when sending the Beatles back to Earth. Because the Hail Mary was made for a Captain, a Scientist, and an Engineer. And Grace only claims the Captain and Scientist parts. Because Rocky is the Engineer! Rocky is the Hail Mary’s Engineer!!!

[silmarienthequeen]

Just finished rereading Project Hail Mary again and it’s really interesting that Stratt is not a scientist. She’s an administrator, a politician, a leader. Not a scientist. She’s surrounded by some of the smartest people in the world, and they’re speaking in very science-y terms, and she has no idea what is going on. So what does she do? She turns to Grace and asks him to explain it to her. And he does, he explains the very complicated stuff in a way she, a non-scientist, can understand, because he’s a teacher. That’s what he does. It works very well from a narrative perspective because you, the reader, also don’t know what all this stuff means, so Grace explaining it to Stratt also explains it to you. But I also think maybe this is part of the reason Grace became so important to Project Hail Mary, why Stratt dragged him around everywhere- and she really does take him everywhere with her- not in spite of the fact that he’s a junior high school teacher, but because of it.