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Brena. 25.

[pukicho]

i want to be as healthy and as beautiful as a grazing wild ox.

[sliceocheese]

wild oxen are smelly and gross

[pukicho]

Then smell me, be disgusted by me, I am freely myself. I am me.

[imnot-gustavvv]

愛 - love

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[bogleech]

There's too much going on here

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

[oopsallskeletons]

[henstomper]

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

[eclipxium]

[amerlcanteenager]

[zackisontumblr]

gay rights!

[andtosaturn]

I need a drug that recreates the feeling I had the first time I heard "I'm doing good I'm on some new shit been saying yes instead of no"

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

"preachers daughter is about religious trauma! preachers daughter is about generational trauma!" have you considered that preachers daughter is a cautionary tale about what happens when you trust a man from florida

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

screaming

[crazy-brazilian]

Holy shit he’s back

[wanderer-chronicles]

[tropiyas]

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

[rannithebitch-deactivated202312]

I would literally be unstoppable if I didn’t have that persistent pit in my stomach that everyone in a room is just a little bit annoyed by my presence

[animalbody]

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

[wet-dirt]

this is so unrelatable that i'm going to talk to my therapist about how much i don't relate to this

[animalbody]

ok. do you like need something or

[boobachu]

They didn't have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it's okay I guess but it's kinda awful. It's like it's not mint chocolate but it's also not toothpaste flavored, it's some nothing else.

[animalbody]

can anyone hear me. where am i

[expelumos]

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me

[ibuprofengirl]

btw there should be Drink Stores and they should be open 24/7 and they should have Every Drink. coffee tea boba lemonade etc. and they should be on every street every 300 meters. bc girls need drinks

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"