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20, Portland OR, Blacksmith at saber forge. I blog stuff I like (I don't own all content) work hard, play harder, always looking for an adventure! IG: Bigpapiallen

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[pastelparrotlet]

Me: *going about my life, accomplishing normal life milestones*

My brain: There are castles for sale. In the European countryside. Buy one. Disappear. Adopt a flock of ravens. Become a local legend.

[niggazinmoscow]

This shows humor is criminally underrated

[bestrunescapememesbruh]

[lifehitsharder]

[lindor-deactivated20171220]

what ur favourite ghibli film says about you

the tale of princess kaguya: me too also given that literally no one has seen this beautiful masterpiece i Trust u and love u

howls moving castle: you give off really pretty vibes… all the hmc stans i know have been pretty girls with good taste in books strangely enough

kiki’s delivery service: your sense of aesthetic is really good and you probably are charismatic enough to have a lot of friends though you dont realise it

princess mononoke: you have this beautiful spirit that’s always been highly aware of the ugliness in the world but goddam you make it a better place just by existing. and your mind is So intelligent and your heart… is so in the right place

my neighbour totoro: you’re playful and curious and bright. a small, ever-powerful star in the darkness

whisper of the heart: you’re so compassionate. you live life slightly differently from others. as though in your own bubble, as though everything happening to you is happening very quietly. and you treasure the moments- how magical existing can be. you’re probably so so good and precious to those you care about

spirited away: you’re very classically somehow this blend of a hero and a creator. you give off vibes of being the hero of the tale, the noble knight adventuring, but at the same time youre so infinitely creative. something ancient and wise deep inside u

[metalbatteryzone]

Being in a mid-2000s High School Health class and they show you this on DVD

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

Didn’t that turn out to be a load of bullshit that no-one can replicate the results of to this day?

[theswedishelf]

Yep! His results were faked, and the entire film was basically anti-McDonald’s scaremongering, “poor people are stupid” and “fat people don’t get any sex”. It’s also thanks to this asshat that McDonald’s can’t advertise fuckin’ Happy Meals anymore and had to get rid of all their characters and their super size option, particularly because he claimed without evidence that they have a kid-fattening agenda, don’t list their nutritional info anywhere and have a mission statement from their CEO to make people sick and unhealthy from eating there for every single meal. On top of this, he actually tried to claim in a bonus experiment that McDonald’s fries aren’t actually fries because they don’t rot when left in an airtight container for a long time but all the burgers do–which is thanks to the oil and salt they’re loaded with, not some big conspiracy where the fries, which are processed and supplied by McCain in Canada, aren’t actually goddamn chopped potatoes–and equated the containers to a human stomach. Yes, cause the human stomach is an airtight container that food sits in for months, right? Spurlock, did veganism turn your brain completely off or something? Hell, the fucker even tried to claim credit for McDonald’s having salads, falsely stating at one point they didn’t have any before he “exposed” their EVIL PLANS.

Yeah, that’s another thing to remember, he’s apparently a vegan. He didn’t let anyone know he’s one, of course, he only mentioned his girlfriend is one, because it would’ve made his vomiting after a single McDonald’s meal, something literally no one else on the planet has done, seem less ZOMG SCARY.

Want a good film of this nature? Try Tom Naughton’s Fat Head instead, a film where a guy actively proves Spurlock wrong by actually losing weight while eating nothing but fast food for a month. He accomplishes this by NOT fucking gorging himself on the unhealthiest food choices, eating more meals than he claims or cutting out his usual physical activity. While he’s at it, he also exposes exactly why Spurlock is a total fraud. In the process, he gets actual doctors and nutrition experts to help him explain why everything you know about healthy eating is probably wrong or half-true, inform us about good and bad cholesterol, expose the real reasons behind the so-called “obesity epidemic” and point out why fat =/= unhealthy by default. Yeah, Naughton encourages viewers to try the paleo diet in the end, but at least it comes off more as a suggestion and doesn’t demonize anyone in the process.

[yungtarkatan-deactivated2018110]

Wow, everything I know is now a lie.

[lifehitsharder]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

all i want is to have one of those ghibli moments where the protag is just lying in a breezy field with wildflowers and big puffy clouds overhead. that’s the goal here.

[thenatsdorf]

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[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[untexting]

ROGER HELP ME

[swolizard]

[swolizard]

[2phone]

anime is for losers

Tell ya bitch stop suckin loser dick then

[fadedputa-deactivated20151203]

If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly id have 0 dollars bitch what u thought lmao

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[grandpaq]

I’ll be damned if I end up like ol boys dirty, rotten, pig stealing great great grandfather

[esoteric-law89-deactivated20241]

Dammit