i’ve seen rock bottom

and it was love at very first sight

[sumikatt]

No cops at pride just Lizzo and her flute

[innsmouth-horror-deactivated202]

[especially]

[windsweptlassie]

buttoning or unbuttoning the cuffs of someone else’s shirt for them is such an intimate and sacred experience

[cultof-aphrodite]

Happy pride to you all! And to all my girlfriends! Happy pride to all the wlw! To the bi girls, the lesbian girls! Happy pride to the trans wlw! Happy pride to all the nonbinary wlw! Happy pride to all you beautiful souls I’ve been so lucky to get to know!

[spidyspence]

men will tell women they’re “too emotional” then go and have a fist fight with another dude over a ball game

[bettedavisgf]

it’s all about reverting to your embarrassing hobbies from 2009 when you realize you were actually right the whole time

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating

[valtsv]

yeah you’ve grown all your wisdom teeth but what about your strength teeth? your charisma teeth? your

[vmae]

Charisma teeth are the fangs

[valtsv]

this is the single most terrifying reply to any of my posts i have ever received

[spacemancharisma]

“but there are some cops that show up and they’re like ‘I know your meter literally just expired but I’m gonna give you a ticket because I need something to jerk off to tonight because god knows my wife’s not gonna do it for me.’”

— Griffin McElroy, really just exploring all my opinions on cops out loud

[systlin]

Gardening For the Lazy Cheap Bitch Masterpost

Container Gardening!

Controlling slugs organically with booze!

How to judge planting depth with penises! 

Grow your own saffron!

Keeping grass out of your gardens!

Plants die, don’t fret!

Making garden beds without tilling or digging!

Shit to grow with minimal effort!

How to get plants cheap!

Compost with zero effort!

[carbonscales]

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

[axew]

[arahir]

really wanna live in a peaceful seaside ghibli town with ambiguous european architecture and bakeries and maybe a field right outside of town where i can have picnics with the love of my life tbh

[valtsv]

the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me

[modelsof-color]

Chu Wong , He Cong & Xiao Wen Ju by Fan Xin for Harper’s Bazaar China - March 2019

[tenderwitchy]

~ Good Mood Spell ~

This spell will boost your mood for one week. Feel free to make any changes depending on your type of craft and situation! Good luck and may you be at peace ~

Ingredients:

Chamomile incense (or any that you find soothing)

Salt (preferably course sea salt)

Oil

White, silver, black, pink, orange, green, and dark blue candles

Directions:

Clean yourself and your work area

Set up your altar (anoint candles, etc.)

Spread a ring of salt around your pentagram

Meditate as much as you need to for your mind to be calm and clear of thought

Recite the incantation, lighting the candles as they are named

Burn the incense from the flame of one of the candles (let the incense and candles finish burning if possible, but this is not necessary)

The spell is complete when the incense is done burning

Incantation:

With each candle that I shall light

Things will be easier by tonight

Negative energies leave me be

A good week ahead, I do see 

Working hard is my ethic

Now let me name by aesthetic

White

Silver

Black

Pink 

Orange

Green 

(Dark) Blue

[Let my stress and sadness leave my head

and my overwhelmed feeling go drop dead

only energy and happiness are here

all negativities must disappear]

Now that the spell is almost done

Make things easier by the light of the sun

[repeat this as many times as necessary]