Bigtop Bastards

{Call me Biggie} Clowncore/Kidcore/Nostalgiacore, with a splash of existentialism. TW//Some posts are weirdcore related and may cause derealization. Discretion advised i guess?

[bigtop-bastard]

Welcome to the Bigtop

Greetings, fellow bastards and clowns alike. I hope the day finds you well! This a blog for participants and fans of kidcore, clowncore, nostalgiacore, and to a lesser extent, weirdcore. All posts will be related to these aesthetics.

Although we I say, being the only one running this blog like to keep our posts as friendly as possible, some of the weirdcore posts might venture into territory that some may find triggering. Since this is the case, viewer discretion is advised.

This headass also isn’t legally a clown and therefore doesn’t strictly abide by the code.

Thank you, and enjoy the show!

Credit to @hee-blee-art for the image

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Sometimes I remember the whole clown husbandry thing that happened on tumblr years ago and i smile

[bigtop-bastard]

I drew some clowns at work today

Aren’t they just the greatest?

[bigtop-bastard]

Happy international clown week!

Take a moment this week to learn about some clown types, such as rodeo clowns, whiteface clowns, or the controversial scare clowns!

Here’s a clown history fact: did you know that clowns had socio-religious roles in many ancient cultures? This is part of why so many stories have trickster or jester characters featured in them.

Laughter is what unites humanity

Celebrate clown week by playing fun games like charades, telling jokes, or entertaining your friends with a performance! Take a moment to connect with your inner jokester.

Remember to support your local clowns and performers!

[mazeroamer]

Yah! Hoo Hoo! Yippee! Ha Ha! Yahoo!!!

[bigtop-bastard]

Imagine. You look both ways before crossing the street and this thing swings around the corner, cartoonishly screeching to a stop as it slams into you. A hoard of clowns stream out to see if you’re okay.

[thyrell]

they drag my limp body into the trunk and the car starts shaking and emitting loud thumping sounds ten minutes later a clown who looks exactly like me crawls out and the rest of them drive away

[toast-part-two]

conversion therapy

[bigtop-bastard]

Stop being funnier than me on my own post

[bigtop-bastard]

How many clowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why, do you need help?

[bigtop-bastard]

They always ask “who’s that clown” but never “how’s that clown”

[bigtop-bastard]

In a comedy career, we don’t use the term “magnum opus”

Instead, we’ve got jokes of genius.

[bigtop-bastard]

God damnit, this was supposed to be a pun on strokes of genius, but now I’m realizing I could’ve said “magnum jokus”

[bigtop-bastard]

In a comedy career, we don’t use the term “magnum opus”

Instead, we’ve got jokes of genius.

[bigtop-bastard]

[wading through ballpit] anyone seen my nose?

[bigtop-bastard]

popular kids will drive around crammed into the same car and think they’re cool like, pack it up clowns.

[bigtop-bastard]

Forget bein a class clown; I do that shit full-time

[bigtop-bastard]

Me from the McDonald’s play place bubble

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Me: sometimes I just think that- when you’re a kid- life moves too fast and too slow at the same time. Everything you want to do, you have to be older to. And it takes forever to get there, so time feels like it’s moving so slowly... But at the same time, you still haven’t figured out what you want to do with your life after high school. Everything has been laid out for you until that point, and after that, you’re just thrown into it all. So then it’s all moving so fast... Yknow?

The bathroom ceiling vent: brrrrwwaaaaaaaarrrwwrrrwwwwwwwwww

[bigtop-bastard]

A lone clown walks out of the convenience store before receiving a phone call. It would seem his ride left without him, and they also ran someone over.

[bigtop-bastard]

The only big shoes I’ve got to fill are my clown shoes.