it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back
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it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back
For context,
Torment Nexus : "an idea that is so bad and dangerous in theory and practice that its indistinguishable from capitalist satire".
Luddite event : After the creation of textile machines (which produced fabric at a lower quality but faster rate while being dangerous to operate), textile mills fired a huge amount of their workforce leading to the remaining workers becoming overworked. A Luddite event thus in this context is "an innovation that is exaggerated to excuse mistreatment of the workforce".
A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.
never forget that hannibal made sure that the soup wasn’t going to burn will’s mouth before feeding it to him, you know the soup he seasoned specifically so he’ll taste good after sawing his head open and eating him? and they say romance is dead
randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like
i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
Hit "view post" and lost it
I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one
"creatives are all insane" = boring and overdone
"creatives are all perverts" = objectively true every time
tuesday status?
yup. its tuesday 👍
copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol
take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me
nope. funkytown again
Electrochemistry is crying in the corner rn
I don't know if someone has done this already! If they have please lmk in the comments so i can tag them :D
Edit: og idea by @ceaselessims !!
Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.
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just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design
Old drawings from when I first started watching Hannibal
at the grocery store getting mad at the fruit and vegetables for thinking so highly of themselves when just a few years ago they came home with me for 99 cents
gonna have to become a dark broody rich and handsome mafia leader and walk by the isle teasingly, what are you shivering for baby girl? the grocery water spray too cold or you just happy to see me now that I'm not unemployed and broke
whatever, y’all not ready for the real dark romance of this capitalistic hell… the things you gotta do to afford groceries