The Mysterious Life of ME

I'm a black, bisexual dude living in somewhat rural Japan. So please enjoy my meager Tumblr page as it's all I have. You might occasionally see some original things from me, but it's mostly the funny things I want to share with the world.

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

[koko2unite]

[girlcum-sommelier]

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

[onlinebeast]

[wingdingle]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[animusrox]

[simpsons-latino]

[420stuffs]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

💰💵

[weirdly-friendly]

Me after commiting a minor mistake

[macedonianmaniac]

I was NOT ready... But I loved it! 😂

[cannibalsuxx-deactivated2018080]

[chodeboy]

bye

[peteneems]

[that-twink-over-there]

She really said “Let me remind you with whom you’re speaking… bitch.”

[norewardisworththis]

[deadcharlieandhisorchestra-deac]

Bug, help me be more like you

[ashestoashesjc]

the true genderfluid icon

[assyrianjalebi]

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[existthin]

I like to keep my metabolism on her toes.

Like what’s it gonna be today? Complete starvation or 3000 calories? I know as much as you, bitch ;)

[butterflia]

literally me i’m cryinf

[0274728173785]

this is the funniest tik tok i've ever seen and ever will see

[missfiney]

the most elegant wig snatching I’ve seen in awhile

[guncharge]

YESS

[virgomoncler]

FUCK HIM UP !

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

i love the fact thats she not yelling. just calmly scalping ole boy

[goldnpoc]

“I define you because you come from me” YOU 👏 BETTA👏 LET 👏HIM 👏KNOW 👏

[sharkboxes]

[hp-mineccraft-deactivated202607]

If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

[cityglowing]

This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D

[woodstockgirlie]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

And y’all better get off this user’s blog if you don’t hate all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :DD

[naughtbutstars]

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

[doc-coyote]

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

[peopledontalwayssuck]

It was a simpler time

[umpireofpopculture]

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before