These lyrics are gold, so shoutout to the creator Ryze Hendricks ( https://www.youtube.com/@RyzeHendricksTV/videos ) who still posts videos like this! Let me paste them here:
[to the beat of "Try me" by DeJ Loaf, original: https://youtu.be/eaqYoRP4RVc?feature=shared ]
Let a dude try me, try me,
I'ma run home and I'ma tell my mummy.
And I ain't playin with nobody
I can fart and clear out the lobby.
[original: https://youtu.be/5Kn-7CFiepo?feature=shared ]
Chlling on a weekend like usual,
Watching Sponge Bob and Scooby Dooby doo.
She took the wires to my Playstation, she doin to much,
I didn't wipe my butt I just pooped and got up.
She got the cutest daughter, so I went to pick her up
then almost tossed her 'cause she really kicked me right in my nuts.
I had to put some ice on 'em.
[to the beat of "God's plan" by Drake; original: https://youtu.be/a1GG4wFculE?feature=shared ]
Sugar momma, she used to pay for me to go down.
You wonder how I payed off my car, well you know now
[original: https://youtu.be/DAfdaqwoaic?feature=shared ]
but she says she still gotta have it.
Tickle my stomach, I'm laughin.