[kushblazer666]

[toskarin]

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

[toskarin]

the tumblr brothers

[toskarin]

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

[spookymanners]

is it better there

[toskarin]

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

[huffylemon]

[adi-fitri]

“IT’S A SWORD, IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.” My favourite scene from The Hogfather. ___ See how this comic was made here.

[girlnephew]

[thundercaya]

[fancy-fancy]

[foxyconnie]

[cybelusreverie]

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

[cybelusreverie]

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

[cybelusreverie]

literally how the fuck did i forget the clown

[powerburial]

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

[the-vampire-lord777]

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

[powerburial]

wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

[grickle14]

It was time to get the flock back to the castle. 

[huffylemon]

???

[trapny]

She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

[cuuno-moved]

you guys should really try talking to older people sometimes. like anyone over the age of forty. it would cure you i swear

[cuuno-moved]

family doesn't count. go to a local lutheran churches coffee hour and chat with the old ladies.

[cuuno-moved]

there's a shitton of reasons for this btw.

one, because a lot of young queer people have drawn an "us v them" line in their heads where it's "the queer community v anyone born before 2000" which is inherently harmful to older queer people

two, because a lot of the time, if you have anxiety for the future, talking to someone who went through it already helps. i felt like shit for not going to college until a sixty year old man with a doctorate told me it was the biggest waste of time on earth

three, because i refuse to believe most of you have ever spoken to anyone not completely poisoned by tiktok or twitter. touch grass and talk to someone who remembers pay phones

[funnytwittertweets]

[ruffboi-mags]

(via @taibhsearachd)

[cthulhus-left-testicle]

Idea: Idol girl disappears and transitions to become the most boring 40 year old man who works a 9-5 and people wonder why there's photos of that idol girl in his house and he's like "that's me when I was 19"

[metfell]

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

[metfell]

[slimetony]

vote on my new bank password

GirlfriendNameHere!1234567890

EveryWordIsCapitalized1000

!dietbottledwater1999

888nomoneyinhere888

Voting ended onSep 23, 2023

[slimetony]

Can whoever wired all my money to the cayman islands please send that back

[bitty-bytes]

If he's so evil and heartless, why is he cuddling with me oh so gently and kissing me?

[zackisontumblr]

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