béarnaise sauce

[bigyiddiebernie]

The “I guess you did trust us” of Phineas and Ferb could be compared to the Avengers: Endgame’s “on your left”

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[kindof-amess]

Imagine talking to someone who doesn't know what gamechanger is and telling them that a famous improv comedian kidnapped the son of former labor secretary Robert Reich

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[sandmandaddy69]

[bleekay]

[bigyiddiebernie]

therapy patients love folding and refolding the same tissue for 35 minutes straight

[silima]

bouba x kiki yuri

[datafii]

forever thinking of catra from the 2018 she-ra series. what if you were deeply in love with your best friend. what if you chose long ago to abandon your morals to stay by her side. what if, at the very first chance, she was faced with the same decision and chose her morals over you. what if your grief over that choice was so immense that it fueled five seasons of television and almost ended the world. what if, at the end of it all, the end of the very world she fought so hard to save, you asked her to stay and she finally, finally did

[achillesinhighheels]

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

[queerofthedagger]

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

[nat-20s]

i think one of my personal favorite aspects of the dungeon crawler carl series is watching Carl, a cishet dude, avoid any sexual or romantic subplots with the deftness of a trained aroace.

[dndads-unkinktober]

I was looking through the prompts to think of new memes to make and realised I already have this one

[tsunflowers]

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way