One Kinktober, hold the kink please? Banner was made by @2dents! Current icon is subject to change (help?) "Organisers" are @lorienlady and @weaselgirl
Some prompts brand new, we encourage you to do whatever fits for this prompt- it can be funny, sexy, sad, good. We’re mostly opting for bad, just like last year.
Engage any way you like- Writing, art, music etc. If you don’t want to do, but want to get involved, read, comment, reblog. Any fan art made of things the organisers have written will be met with tears, then printed out and blu-tacked to the wall.
The Rulezz:
No incest unless you establish the twins are unrelated but identical by coincidence; However, we have decreed that they fuck alternate universe/timeline versions of themselves and so to the outside observer it would all look the same.
No underage except on Hermie day, when it has to be underage. We do not have the power to control Hermie, however.
Scam Likely can appear whenever he chooses, but he does also have a special day, because he is a special guy.
Organisers remain British, and as such we do not apologise for any of this, but we are jut sort of generally sorry.
If you do not follow the rules, we will, of course, be furious and will definitely not read it or look at it with big smiles while rubbing our thighs salaciously. But we will reblog it and comment on it.
If you have somehow worked out how to make hot air balloons (or any other prompt) sexy, tag with #unkinkloophole so thems that only want 12A (the British PG13) content can filter the tag.
1. Get Glenn Fucked Out - Glenn was everywhere last year. This year we're getting him exhausted on day one to try and get him to sit this one out.
2. Hermie Day – It’s the day you can have Hermie without having to justify why the two year old goof construct knows how to fuck.
3. Orgasm Denial (From Antidepressants) – You want it, your partner wants it, but isn’t there someone you forgot to ask? That’s right, it’s your SSRIs
4. Epistolary – Writing that is somehow more written than other writing- diaries, letters, in store receipts that somehow tell a story.
5. Being Handcuffed... In An Actual Arrest - No pink fur covers, just Miranda rights
6. Maid- Getting Paid for Domestic Service - Uniform optional.
7. Vegan Leather- Also known as "plastic coated garbage"!
8. Feeding, Staying In Recommended Guidelines - Please refer to the food pyramid and appropriate calorie intake
9. Scam Likely Day - Is he there or did he just scam people? It's your art, you decide.
10. Solo Play...ing An Instrument - There's a lot of musicians to choose from, and they're all alone today
11. Puppies (The Animals) - They're cute! We love them!
12. Balloons (Hot Air) - Nothing kinky can happen on a trip through the sky, right?
13. Punishment (Gentle Parenting) - Appropriate and reasonable consequences for actions. Plenty of understanding given for big feelings.
14. FinDom (Shared Bank Account) – Money ultimately controls us all, so who’s the real dom here?
15. Breeding For Real - Temperature checks, tracking dates, preserving sperm. This is clinical, for the purposes of reproduction.
16. FREE SPACE - You made it halfway, so you can USE this day for ANYTHING you WANT
17. BetaVerse. – Weaselgirl feels this is completely self explanatory and will not be elaborating further.
18. Daddy Stuff- Wholesome dad activities- DIY, BBQ, Other acronyms
19. Literal Watersports, Not Pee - Jet skis, surfing, parasailing... Make sure to use protection!
20. Gunplay (Pretend Guns Only) - Airsoft, Laserquest, Paintball, anything but actual guns
21. Wireplay (Pipecleaner Animals) – Let out your creative side with fuzzy little wires.
22. Mentalism (Cold Reading etc) – The only non consenting mind control here is when your mind is blown by them guessing the name of your dead dog. Derren Brown style lottery predictions are also permitted.
23. Uniforms- Only Jobs Held in Canon - Jodie in his cop outfit, Dennis the fireman, Blake the soldier, you get it.
24. Boss/Employee- Professional Meeting – It’s time for your performance review, why not come in to my office…. Now about your KPIs, I think we should loop HR into this call.
25. Sex Under the Influence. Of God's Love. – One of the organisers went to church a bunch as a child, so you know if God doesn’t approve, we cannot have it in our theme week.
26. Bears, and Other Woodland Dangers – Keep safe! Put your toothpaste in a tree! Avoid eye height twigs!
27. Non Consensual Consent - Someone just keeps consenting, even though the other person does not want them to.
28. Temperature Play (Thermostat Meddling) – Is there anything more likely to summon a dad?
29. Taking Off Clothes – As sexy as this theme week is allowed to get. Make sure to fold them before you put them away.
30. Parent Teacher... Conference Night – Everyone is sat in the tiny school chairs as you desperately try to explain your child doesn’t bite anyone at home
31. Costumes! Halloween, Obviously. – Other costumed events allowed, but this isn’t taking of clothes. Put more clothes on.
THE SERIOUS PART-
Nobody is to be a dick. No kink shaming. No bullying anyone for their headcanons. This is a very stupid event, for enjoying our fandom together. Let's keep it fun for everyone.
guys here’s the deal we need to unite or make a challenge or something… we need to write more smutty dndads fanfiction… i already went through them all on ao3… this is killing me…
god i would rather have everything i ever write brushed aside as trashy smut than be a coward about portraying sex and sexuality, A Deeply Mundane Part Of Being Alive
Kink Creator🫵 kill the voice inside your head that says "this thought is too silly and stupid and unappealing and contrived" You Have To Post Weird Bullshit From Your Soul
Did you enjoy the real buffet of fics last month? Do you at least tolerate my writing?
Good news! I am unemployed and out of ideas for fics. If there is something you wished existed, but have no one to write it for you, come ask me!
Some things I am more familiar with than others, so if you are after something very specific, you might need to provide details. Happy to do any rating, and any pairing.
All I ask for in payment is a comment on the fic once it's done! And if you have previously commented on a fic of mine or Lorien's, better news! You go to the top of any list that may end up existing.
If you want something but you are worried I will judge you, you clearly don't know me well, but I promise not to tell anyone
Did you enjoy the real buffet of fics last month? Do you at least tolerate my writing?
Good news! I am unemployed and out of ideas for fics. If there is something you wished existed, but have no one to write it for you, come ask me!
Some things I am more familiar with than others, so if you are after something very specific, you might need to provide details. Happy to do any rating, and any pairing.
All I ask for in payment is a comment on the fic once it's done! And if you have previously commented on a fic of mine or Lorien's, better news! You go to the top of any list that may end up existing.
If you want something but you are worried I will judge you, you clearly don't know me well, but I promise not to tell anyone
You see these prompts? No Nut Kinkvember is about turning these prompts into a sex thing. How you turn them into a sex thing is entirely up to you, along with what kind of sex thing you turn them into, and creativity is encouraged. It's also okay and encouraged to write about a kink without necessarily writing about direct smut!
How seriously you want to take these prompts is another thing entirely up to you. Maybe you want to write a piece about edging while on hold on the phone. Maybe you have a blorbo who would think it's a good idea to try using bread dough as lube. If you want to get silly with it, creativity is always encouraged!
(Despite what the namesake of No Nut November means: yes, you are allowed to nut to this event. Or maybe you, the reader, want to turn this into an arousal denial thing as you read through submissions! The world is your oyster.)
(Side note: when adding "chastity belt", I knew it would basically be a freebie. That being said, I forgot it was already an established kink, possibly making it too easy. I've decided to leave that day as a form of free space. You can still do the original prompt, or come up with your own if you have the inspiration!)
This year is essentially a trial run event. If I decide to run this event again next year, I hope to add more to it, like swap prompts and art! :]
Where and when will No Nut Kinkvember be hosted?
No Nut Kinkvember will be hosted on Tumblr and AO3 during the month of November.
HERE IS THE LINK TO THE AO3 COLLECTION!: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/NoNutKinkvember2025
The Tumblr tag for this event will be #nonutkinkvember2025, which we will also be looking at for posts to reblog, so make sure to tag your works!
What are the rules?
FULL DISCLOSURE: this is my first time running an event. Thank you to everyone who's been patient with me and asked questions about the rules + given feedback about the rules!!! I'm assembling a mod team with more event experience, and as of this edit, mod applications will go out at a later date! Thankfully, this blog already has a new mod that will help with applications.
In the meantime, the rules have been modified from the original post. Please reread them again!
THIS EVENT IS FOR ADULTS ONLY. MINORS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE.
The main focus of the event, this year, is writing, but art is allowed too! Unfortunately, I don't have the mod capacity to reblog art (again, this year) to the host blog, but feel free to post art to the Tumblr tag! I just won't reblog it. 😅
Any and all kinks are allowed. Just make sure to tag all kinks present in the work, and add warnings as applicable in a typical AO3 submission.
Do not harass people for their submitted work, for any reason. Yes, this includes for their kinks.
This is a universal fandom event! Anyone of any fandom can join. OCs are welcome too!
When I first made these rules, I didn't know original work uploaded to AO3 for an event would inherently count as fannish, and therefore allowed in AO3's TOS. Once again, thank you to the people who let me know about this! To update this rule: original works on AO3 will be allowed and added to the collection.
If your writing is self-contained in a Tumblr post, as opposed to linking from somewhere else, please add a read more at most after an introductory paragraph or two.
Submission entry will start on November 1st and will close on November 30.
More rules will be updated or added if/when the need arises. If more rules are changed, I will edit this post and reblog it with update notes.
Again, I'll be checking the #nonutkinkvember2025 tag too, and I'm excited to see what everyone does for this event! :]
The ask box will always be open, so don't be afraid to drop by in the meantime!
PLAIN TEXT PROMPT LIST:
day 1: watching paint dry
day 2: watching grass grow
day 3: abstinence education
day 4: previously chastity belt, now open to your own prompt
day 5: jehovah's witness visit
day 6: rocks on the beach
day 7: white picket fence
day 8: boring house party
day 9: awkward smalltalk
day 10: grocery store
day 11: chalk on the sidewalk
day 12: facebook friends
day 13: unpaid internship scam
day 14: rejecting the devil's lettuce* (*the devil's lettuce is slang for marijuana)
