One Kinktober, hold the kink please? Banner was made by @2dents! Current icon is subject to change (help?) "Organisers" are @lorienlady and @weaselgirl
Some prompts brand new, we encourage you to do whatever fits for this prompt- it can be funny, sexy, sad, good. We’re mostly opting for bad, just like last year.
Engage any way you like- Writing, art, music etc. If you don’t want to do, but want to get involved, read, comment, reblog. Any fan art made of things the organisers have written will be met with tears, then printed out and blu-tacked to the wall.
The Rulezz:
No incest unless you establish the twins are unrelated but identical by coincidence; However, we have decreed that they fuck alternate universe/timeline versions of themselves and so to the outside observer it would all look the same.
No underage except on Hermie day, when it has to be underage. We do not have the power to control Hermie, however.
Scam Likely can appear whenever he chooses, but he does also have a special day, because he is a special guy.
Organisers remain British, and as such we do not apologise for any of this, but we are jut sort of generally sorry.
If you do not follow the rules, we will, of course, be furious and will definitely not read it or look at it with big smiles while rubbing our thighs salaciously. But we will reblog it and comment on it.
If you have somehow worked out how to make hot air balloons (or any other prompt) sexy, tag with #unkinkloophole so thems that only want 12A (the British PG13) content can filter the tag.
1. Get Glenn Fucked Out - Glenn was everywhere last year. This year we're getting him exhausted on day one to try and get him to sit this one out.
2. Hermie Day – It’s the day you can have Hermie without having to justify why the two year old goof construct knows how to fuck.
3. Orgasm Denial (From Antidepressants) – You want it, your partner wants it, but isn’t there someone you forgot to ask? That’s right, it’s your SSRIs
4. Epistolary – Writing that is somehow more written than other writing- diaries, letters, in store receipts that somehow tell a story.
5. Being Handcuffed... In An Actual Arrest - No pink fur covers, just Miranda rights
6. Maid- Getting Paid for Domestic Service - Uniform optional.
7. Vegan Leather- Also known as "plastic coated garbage"!
8. Feeding, Staying In Recommended Guidelines - Please refer to the food pyramid and appropriate calorie intake
9. Scam Likely Day - Is he there or did he just scam people? It's your art, you decide.
10. Solo Play...ing An Instrument - There's a lot of musicians to choose from, and they're all alone today
11. Puppies (The Animals) - They're cute! We love them!
12. Balloons (Hot Air) - Nothing kinky can happen on a trip through the sky, right?
13. Punishment (Gentle Parenting) - Appropriate and reasonable consequences for actions. Plenty of understanding given for big feelings.
14. FinDom (Shared Bank Account) – Money ultimately controls us all, so who’s the real dom here?
15. Breeding For Real - Temperature checks, tracking dates, preserving sperm. This is clinical, for the purposes of reproduction.
16. FREE SPACE - You made it halfway, so you can USE this day for ANYTHING you WANT
17. BetaVerse. – Weaselgirl feels this is completely self explanatory and will not be elaborating further.
18. Daddy Stuff- Wholesome dad activities- DIY, BBQ, Other acronyms
19. Literal Watersports, Not Pee - Jet skis, surfing, parasailing... Make sure to use protection!
20. Gunplay (Pretend Guns Only) - Airsoft, Laserquest, Paintball, anything but actual guns
21. Wireplay (Pipecleaner Animals) – Let out your creative side with fuzzy little wires.
22. Mentalism (Cold Reading etc) – The only non consenting mind control here is when your mind is blown by them guessing the name of your dead dog. Derren Brown style lottery predictions are also permitted.
23. Uniforms- Only Jobs Held in Canon - Jodie in his cop outfit, Dennis the fireman, Blake the soldier, you get it.
24. Boss/Employee- Professional Meeting – It’s time for your performance review, why not come in to my office…. Now about your KPIs, I think we should loop HR into this call.
25. Sex Under the Influence. Of God's Love. – One of the organisers went to church a bunch as a child, so you know if God doesn’t approve, we cannot have it in our theme week.
26. Bears, and Other Woodland Dangers – Keep safe! Put your toothpaste in a tree! Avoid eye height twigs!
27. Non Consensual Consent - Someone just keeps consenting, even though the other person does not want them to.
28. Temperature Play (Thermostat Meddling) – Is there anything more likely to summon a dad?
29. Taking Off Clothes – As sexy as this theme week is allowed to get. Make sure to fold them before you put them away.
30. Parent Teacher... Conference Night – Everyone is sat in the tiny school chairs as you desperately try to explain your child doesn’t bite anyone at home
31. Costumes! Halloween, Obviously. – Other costumed events allowed, but this isn’t taking of clothes. Put more clothes on.
Nobody is to be a dick. No kink shaming. No bullying anyone for their headcanons. This is a very stupid event, for enjoying our fandom together. Let's keep it fun for everyone.
THE SERIOUS PART-
The Rulezz are spelled like that because they're for comedic effect, like the very idea this isn't encouraging smut. You can stick to them for The Challenge, or ignore them if it's more fun.
Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.
okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds
But both Mommy and my little condensation slut gave our condensent so like I feel like I shouldn't have to ask for yours... I guess I could get like a new table or whatever but it's just not the same if it isn't mahogany.
I can never take those "maid and princess" kink scenarios as intended because every time I see one I get a vivid mental image of a scenario where owing to a series of bizarre miscommunications each is convinced they're the one taking sexual advantage of the other.
the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either
#Being given the short end of the pipecleaner this year
Weasel any time you are angry at me for making up really bad and difficult prompts and then making you do them, I want you to remember that I am very small
Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?
"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.
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