too stressed to be blessed

i can't read | *vine voice* i’m 27 911 sideblog my ao3

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[chungledown-bimothy]

the first box of doom roll was for Vampire Horse

(also zac oyama)

[chungledown-bimothy]

*Ghorse. my apologies.

[muppetmagic]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[ispyspookymansion]

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

[anothercrankyblogger]

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

[dogpuppy]

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[spoopyandtired]

ITS TIME

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[stellarskyes]

[femalegothic]

are the women unfamiliar with rejection on the planet with us right now? where are the women who have never felt unwanted or ugly?

[mx-kennedy]

Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"

[queenaegon]

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

[waywardted]

WIDOW'S BAY | 1x02 - LODGING

[mobius-m-mobius]

#he's doing amazing 👍

[teen-heart-throb-mr-hyde]

city council of darkness and widow’s bay are like two beautiful twins separated at birth to me.

[persephoning]

Tom Loftis is eminently fuckable because a) Matthew Rhys with his Welsh charm and big sad eyes b) he’s so profoundly pathetic that it almost enhances his fuckability which is why it’s very funny that by the sounds of things he hasn’t gotten any in like. Sixteen years? Seventeen? Truly magnificent character work, A+++