Unfriendly Black Hottie

Camille. Mainer, musician, meme lover

[sophsun1]

Arrested Development – 2.03: ¡Amigos!

[nessa007]

Beyoncé, P!nk and Britney Spears appearing in Pepsi's Gladiator inspired commercial (2004)

[ruinedchildhood]

Showing up to The Odyssey in IMAX like

[retinaofthemindseye]

[gnawing-suspicion]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[walterlouis2]

[ixtaek]

[sin-ophelia]

Fangirls Through the Ages by Lid Thom

[newlyy]

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

[gaytanic-panic]

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

there was enough room on the raft 

[ems-tumbo]

the cure is to kiss your cat on the top of their head

[lucy-vanpelts]

ohhh the only person that can save me is me

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[acoolguy]

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[led-lite]

The convergence 

[tall]

[help-me-yes]