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Hailey | 15 | she/her | INFP | my writing blog @wonderful-writer | a simp for Kili, Frodo, Legolas, Aragorn & Faramir among many others |

[3798tadpole]

hey so what the fuck was this about

[arrivisting]

are these not, basically, wedding vows

[probably-peeves]

i need ur help babe

i’ve been considering leaving this account bc of side blog/main blog issues i’ve been having but idk what to do

like i have another account but idk if i should or not in case my followers (almost 500) don’t follow that blog or my activity drops + the series i’m supposed to be putting up sometime this year

i’m really leaning toward starting over but i’m a lil scared to do it so i’m pretty much feeling like this:

only thing i have to say is, do what you feel is best for you! if you want a fresh start have at it! don’t worry too much about the follower count, i promise you’ll gain them back eventually! i understand being scared and such but if starting over is what you’re leaning towards just do it!

what issues are you having with your blogs, dear?

[bilbo-bagginshield]

i guess the only issues i’m having is the fact that my main blog is COMPLETELY different than my writing blog and i want people to see my writing blog more than i want them to see my main one (especially bc my main is completely lotr/the hobbit and my writing blog is multi-fandom) so i can’t send asks as my side blog and stuff like that which bothers me

after i’m done my homework i’m gonna go back to my old account and work on it a bit, change a few things & work from there, thank you for the help my love 💕

[sugurugetos]

some chapters don’t have happy endings. but you read on anyway. and i think that’s the point. not to be happy all the time but to know the sun always come back around — courtney peppernell

[gentlekirk]

Strangers from distant lands, friends of old. You have been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor. Middle Earth stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it. You will unite or you will fall.

[gendercents]

[Image description: The first gif shows Aragorn at the Prancing Pony. He’s sitting in the corner, face hidden by his hood, smoking his pipe. The second gif shows Arwen and Frodo on Asfaloth, chased by the black riders. The third gif shows the envelope the one ring was left in burning away, leaving the ring visible. The fourth gif shows a closeup on Legolas’ face in the Pass of Caradhras, as Saruman begins to speak to the mountain. The last gif shows Gandalf sitting in Bag End, facing away from the viewer. The smoke from his pipe billows in the air, and he’s taken off his hat. End description.]

[thorinoakcnshield]

I’m not a hero, nor a warrior. Not even a burglar.

[captain-flint]

You could have done so much more, if you only had time.

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Lord of the Rings Characters as Youtubers

Aragorn: Vlogs like once every other month, always out in the wild, maybe does a Q&A once, always shows his horse, has cinematic footage of mountains from a drone, philosophical voiceover, gets over 1 million views every time he posts

Legolas: Makes fun of Aragorn's vlogs, finds him in the middle of the woods, acts like Steve Irwin finding an animal in the wild, Gimli appears every once in a while, making weird comments and joining in making fun of Aragorn, Legolas also tries 5 Minute Crafts life hacks and tests them out with Gimli

Gimli: See "Legolas"

Frodo: Reviews books, teaches English language arts, also teaches other languages for free, talks about publishing his own book, very calm

Sam: Cooking channel, does a taste test every once in a while featuring Rosie, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin. Merry and Pippin weren't supposed to be there the first time they did it, but then they crashed the taste test and the viewers loved them so much that they had to be there for the rest of the time

Merry and Pippin: Commentary channel, they make fun of everything and crack the worst jokes, sometimes they do pranks just to make fun of the prank channels but Pippin enjoys them far too much, the weirdest editing, constantly reference Vine, they also make really stupid music videos about the weirdest subjects

Eowyn: Tests out weapons of all kinds, also rants about everything in her life, enters into Renaissance Faire duels and battles and films them, talks about what formal wear you can pair with a nice sword, weird editing, uses memes a lot

Faramir: Cozy vlogs with Eowyn, talks about meaningful subjects, talks about old poetry and goes into the deeper meanings of them

Boromir: Vlogs with Merry and Pippin, makes workout videos, constantly advertises Faramir's channel and links it in the description, very fun

Eomer: His videos are a lot like Boromir's videos, but with more horses, essentially a cowboy, does a lot of horseback riding and includes Eowyn a lot

Arwen: Fashion expert, models her clothes, makes her own, does a lot of Q&As and gets to know her fans with live videos

Gandalf: Posted exactly one (1) video and it was a blurry video of Pippin trying to ride a little Barbie car over a fence and crashing it and Gandalf being like, "Fool of a Took."

[thevampireconnoisseur]

ok ok ok ok ok SO i watched the first hobbit movie in the trilogy the other night and way back when i saw it the first time i was in johnlock hell so the only one i shipped bilbo with was smaug cuz i was like 15 so you know of fucking course that’s what i would do. and i never really understood why people shipped bilbo and thorin 1) because of what I just said and 2) cuz i couldn’t remember the whole plot and from what little i could remember i just went “well they don’t have enough chemistry” BUT DUDE i rewatched an unexpected journey and I GET IT NOW like holy shit bilbo fucking tackled an orc dead set on killing thorin???? and then????? thorin going “i thought you weren’t one of us and that you’d never fit in……….and I’ve never been so wrong in my life” LIKE??? I GET IT NOW

[frodo-baggins]

i was today years old when i discovered that a frodo rubber duck exists oh my days

[enharmonics]

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

okay but I would pay good money to watch this

[lesbiankiliel]

maybe thorin lives and marries bilbo in the spanish dub of botfa

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Legolas wears crocs.

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Most importantly, before he does anything slightly acrobatic, he puts them into "sports mode".

[thranduilland]

The original of this post smashed me in the face, this addition is just kicking me while I'm down...

[inwiste]

Legolas has charms for his crocs and he wears different ones every day to match his aesthetic. 

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

He has a charm that's the shape of the Leaves of Lorien and sometimes they (the crocs) will fall off his feet and he'll dramatically shout, "NOT IDLY DO THE LEAVES OF LORIEN FALL!"

Then Aragorn finds it and chucks it at his head.

[aesthetically-tolkien]

Gimli wears sketchers that light up in the Mines of Moria

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Aragorn, working hard on lighting a torch: It's so dark in here.

Gimli: Don't worry, I've been waiting for this my whole life.

Gimli: *stomps his dwarf boots* the boots flash little lights*

Aragorn: *sighs and sets his torch aside* All that hard work for light up sketchers.

[starrystories2]

Fan art someone?

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

YES

[redbootsindoriath]

That’s my cue.

Meanwhile Boromir is wearing those heely shoes and taking every opportunity to pop the wheels out at the slightest hint of a downward slope in the ground.  Aragorn is highkey judging them all.

Transcription:

[Legolas:] “Those are stupid shoes.” [Aragorn:] “Says Legolas battle-crocs Greenleaf...”

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

PERFECT, WONDERFUL, AMAZING, THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT!!!

@starrystories2​ 

I’d also like to make another addition. As thou hast suggested... I willst add Boromir in Heelys...

[Just hiking along to the Pass of Caradhras] Aragorn: Come on, Legolas! We have to get moving! Legolas, fumbling with his crocs: Hang on, they have to be in sports mode.

[In the Mines of Moria] [thanks @redbootsindoriath​] Aragorn: Sure is dark in here. Gimli: *stomps feet* Legolas: Those are stupid shoes. Aragorn: Says Legolas “Battle Crocs” Greenleaf. Pippin, staring forlorn at the sketchers: I’ve never wanted shoes so badly in my entire life.

[Attacked by orcs at the end] Aragorn: We have to be as fast as possible! Boromir: This is my time to shine. *takes the wheels out* *gets heelys ready* Aragorn: Boromir, what are you-- Boromir, rolling along with the little wheels on his heels: GOTTA HELP THE HOBBITS! Aragorn: Um-- Boromir: ZOOOOOM!

In this version Boromir survives thanks to the speediness of his Heelys.

[babycarrotfingers]

Wizards be like "I know a place" then take you to raid the kitchen and have a concert in the house of a funny little man with hairy feet who will then steal things for you but ultimately buys the alliance of some idiots with your favorite rock behind your back

[grandmawitch]

[entishramblings]

hey hey hey! this is coolio!

[forzafinally]

"fuck you my child is fine" your child is on tumblr in 2021

[marimovie]

Ахах, это пять:D

[acahope311]

Thranduil has custody of Bilbo on the weekends

[luna-redamancy]

Now I’m imagining Thranduil pulling up to Thorin’s house in a White Kia Optima with Starbucks in the car, waiting for Thorin to bring out Bilbo with a sparkly backpack and a tablet in his hands, Dorito crumbs on the front of his shirt and of course he’s not wearing shoes because why would he be?!😂

[baconnnnnnn]

idk looks fine to me

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Legolas wears crocs.

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Most importantly, before he does anything slightly acrobatic, he puts them into "sports mode".

[thranduilland]

The original of this post smashed me in the face, this addition is just kicking me while I'm down...

[inwiste]

Legolas has charms for his crocs and he wears different ones every day to match his aesthetic. 

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

He has a charm that's the shape of the Leaves of Lorien and sometimes they (the crocs) will fall off his feet and he'll dramatically shout, "NOT IDLY DO THE LEAVES OF LORIEN FALL!"

Then Aragorn finds it and chucks it at his head.

[aesthetically-tolkien]

Gimli wears sketchers that light up in the Mines of Moria

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Aragorn, working hard on lighting a torch: It's so dark in here.

Gimli: Don't worry, I've been waiting for this my whole life.

Gimli: *stomps his dwarf boots* the boots flash little lights*

Aragorn: *sighs and sets his torch aside* All that hard work for light up sketchers.