This Blog Smells Like Failure..Or Teen Spirit..idk

Anastasia, 20. My descent into my dark hole of depression and solitude all catalogued in a series of hilarious tumblr posts. I like dogs in bow ties and long walks on the beach. My hobbies include: - posting selfies of your great aunt - making jokes that aren't funny - cooking food for the homless - and getting drunk at family functions

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I woke up to him using my hand as a teddy bear....No it's cool Jack, I didn't need my right hand you just keep it.

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Abercrombie and Fitch take derby. #adpi #Kentuckyderby (at On your local shopping bag)

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My puppy Jack loves homeward bound

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Oh my god the only one I care about is the Penguins. Like, done.

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American Horror Story looks terrifying this season

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yes hello we are open good morning

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THERE IS A LONGER VERSION???

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Who dug this up. You fool. There’s a reason we didn’t see his before. We weren’t meant to hear the child’s final screech. We were being spared and you’ve doomed us all

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The fuck did I just watch

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Me @ college

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if someone asks what college is like you show them this

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A helpful guide

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I can’t reblog this fast enough

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For crunch of a crackers sake

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not a phase

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

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This blog smells like failure.