Billius...

[billiusrules]

Uhhh RP Account?? im new to this…

I HAVE LORE FOR THIS GUY TRUST ME!! Idk how to start this…

Basic Info of this guy, I guess: ref sheet??

(I’m a paper artist btw…)

His name is Billius Cipher (obviously…) but he’s named Billius because technically his “human form” is someone’s skin. The guy’s original name was Julius, hence the name Billius, and he was like a cult member who worshipped Bill, driving him to the point of ripping out his heart. Bill took this opportunity and took control over his body, and that’s how Billius was born! Such a pretty baby, right??/j

ANYWAYSSS for this rp?? Idk…

Billius is currently trying to get used to human life and is using this silly rectangular box? to receive help from others! He doesn’t know very much and is still getting used to his new form. His skin may fall apart but it’s okay! He can simply put it back. He may also eat his eye once in a while, it’s a good source of nutrition! Anyways, he’s a bit mischievous and curious but he’s pretty chill…

don’t trust him with all of your secrets.

ANYWAYS YAHOOOO!! I’m excited for this/ooc

[billiusrules]

it’s highkey been a while since I’ve last used this. Some things happened and yeah, so I basically gave up on this. My mental health isn’t the best as of right now and it hasn’t been the best these past few months, so yeah. I won’t be using this account or whatever anymore. So this is basically just a small goodbye post even though I don’t interact with anyone here. This is just a goodbye post I guess, I’m not the best with words.

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[ivxliwh]

THEN GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS AND GOAT EYES BITCHHH

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM sniffs the eyes and coins.]

"bitch this ain't what I asked for. ARE YOU THAT BROKE THAT YOU NEED 50 CENTS??"

[billiusrules]

MAYBE I AM THAT BROKE!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE!!

[BILLIUS STARTS SOBBING AT THE FACT THAT HE’S A BROKE ASS LOSER]

[ivxliwh]

"ITS JUST 50 CENTS BRO WHAT THE FUCK. THE GOAT EYES AINT EVEN REAL TOO WHAT THE SHIT."

"listen dude,, I need to get some guys off my back so I REAALLLYYY NEED THESE. PLEASE, DUDE. I DONT CARE WHERE YOU GET THEM FROM BRO-"

[billiusrules]

JUST KEEP THE GODDAMN GOAT EYES!! THEY PROBABLY WON’T NOTICE!?!?!

[BILLIUS STOPS CRYING AND TAKES OUT THE REAL GOAT EYES, PUTTING THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE]

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK- YKNOW WHAT THATS IT!-"

[..aaand they're fighting.]

[billiusrules]

ACKK! DON’T FUCKING FIGHT ME, BITCH!!

[BILLIUS CONTINUES FIGHTING WILHELM, TRYING TO FIND A WEAK SPOT IF SHE EVEN HAS ONE]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM bites his hand, kicking him.]

"GET ME MY GODDAMN MONEY AND THEN WE'LL TALK!"

[billiusrules]

OWWW FUCK! YOU’RE NOT GETTING THAT FUCKING MONEY, YOU BROKE ASS BITCH! IF YOU HAD MONEY, YOU WOULD’NT BE ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU SOME!!

[BILLIUS KICKS WILHELM IN THE EYE, BITING HIS OWN HAND FOR NO FUCKING REASON]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM shrieks, before proceeding to take off her heel and start hitting BILLIUS with it.]

"GIVE. ME. MY. GOD. DAMN. MONEY!"

[billiusrules]

[BILLIUS SCREAMS, KICKING WILHELM AWAY FROM HIM AS HE STARTS TRYING TO PUNCH HER EYE]

WELL, I HAVE DON’T HAVE IT!! GO BEG SOMEONE ELSE FOR THEIR MONEY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

"FINE THEN, YOU AINT GETTIN' THIS TAPE, AND WE AINT HAVIN' MOVIE NIGHT!"

[WILHELM throws her heel at him]

[billiusrules]

I COULD CARE LESS!! I HATE MOVIE NIGHTS WITH YOUU!!

[BILLIUS FLINCHES A BIT AT THE HEEL HITTING HIM, BUT HE GRABS IT AND THROWS RIGHT BACK]

ALSO TAKE YOUR GODDAMN HEEL BACK, BITCH!!

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED OUR MOVIE NIGHTS??"

[WILHELM catches her heel]

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE BESTIE, TURNS OUT YOURE JUST A BRO..."

[WILHELM sniffles for comedic effect, tears in her eye.]

[billiusrules]

SHUT UPPP AHHHHHHHH!! MOVIE NIGHTS WERE HORRIBLE!! THE MOVIES WERE ASS!! AND I AM STILL YOUR BESTIE, NOT YOUR BRO!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

"YOU HATED WATCHING KRAMPUS WITH ME???"

[WILHELM wipes her tears, turning around dramatically]

"I CANT BEAR TO LOOK AT YOU, BILLIUS. I JUST- I NEED A MOMENT!-"

[billiusrules]

YES I DID!! I FELL ASLEEP IF YOU DIDN’T NOTICE!! sigh…. GO TAKE THAT MOMENT SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!! GO AND NEVER COME BACK TO ME!!

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM gasps, tears in her eye as she puts her heel back on and makes her dramatic exit]

"FINE! I DONT- I DONT NEED YOU! YOURE NOT BAE, OR BESTIE, OR EVEN FAM!"

[billiusrules]

GASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!? IM YOUR BESTIE!! YOUR UHHHHH, EYE SUPPLY?

[BILLIUS STARTS TEARING UP NOW]

[ivxliwh]

"NAH, MAN...YOURE JUST BRO, NOW. I SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME!"

[billiusrules]

[BILLIUS WIPES HIS TEARS AWAY PRETTY QUICKLY FOR SOMEONE WHO WAS SUPPOSEDLY SAD ABOUT LOSING THEIR BESTIE JUST A FEW SECONDS AGO]

FINE!! I GUESS IM JUST BRO!! YOU CAN FORGET TRYING TO BE MY FRIEND!! JUST KNOW THAT I NEVER MEANT TO CALL YOU NAMES, WILHELM!! GOODBYE!!

[ivxliwh]

"ITS BECAUSE IM A WOMAN, AINT IT?!"

[WILHELM wails, before dramatically peeling open the fabric of this reality to make way for a portal]

"bye, billius...until the next time we meet. maybe behind a dennys..."

[billiusrules]

UGH, ITS NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE A WOMAN, WILHELM!! ANYWAYS BYE BYEEEEEEE

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[ivxliwh]

THEN GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS AND GOAT EYES BITCHHH

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM sniffs the eyes and coins.]

"bitch this ain't what I asked for. ARE YOU THAT BROKE THAT YOU NEED 50 CENTS??"

[billiusrules]

MAYBE I AM THAT BROKE!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE!!

[BILLIUS STARTS SOBBING AT THE FACT THAT HE’S A BROKE ASS LOSER]

[ivxliwh]

"ITS JUST 50 CENTS BRO WHAT THE FUCK. THE GOAT EYES AINT EVEN REAL TOO WHAT THE SHIT."

"listen dude,, I need to get some guys off my back so I REAALLLYYY NEED THESE. PLEASE, DUDE. I DONT CARE WHERE YOU GET THEM FROM BRO-"

[billiusrules]

JUST KEEP THE GODDAMN GOAT EYES!! THEY PROBABLY WON’T NOTICE!?!?!

[BILLIUS STOPS CRYING AND TAKES OUT THE REAL GOAT EYES, PUTTING THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE]

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK- YKNOW WHAT THATS IT!-"

[..aaand they're fighting.]

[billiusrules]

ACKK! DON’T FUCKING FIGHT ME, BITCH!!

[BILLIUS CONTINUES FIGHTING WILHELM, TRYING TO FIND A WEAK SPOT IF SHE EVEN HAS ONE]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM bites his hand, kicking him.]

"GET ME MY GODDAMN MONEY AND THEN WE'LL TALK!"

[billiusrules]

OWWW FUCK! YOU’RE NOT GETTING THAT FUCKING MONEY, YOU BROKE ASS BITCH! IF YOU HAD MONEY, YOU WOULD’NT BE ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU SOME!!

[BILLIUS KICKS WILHELM IN THE EYE, BITING HIS OWN HAND FOR NO FUCKING REASON]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM shrieks, before proceeding to take off her heel and start hitting BILLIUS with it.]

"GIVE. ME. MY. GOD. DAMN. MONEY!"

[billiusrules]

[BILLIUS SCREAMS, KICKING WILHELM AWAY FROM HIM AS HE STARTS TRYING TO PUNCH HER EYE]

WELL, I HAVE DON’T HAVE IT!! GO BEG SOMEONE ELSE FOR THEIR MONEY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

"FINE THEN, YOU AINT GETTIN' THIS TAPE, AND WE AINT HAVIN' MOVIE NIGHT!"

[WILHELM throws her heel at him]

[billiusrules]

I COULD CARE LESS!! I HATE MOVIE NIGHTS WITH YOUU!!

[BILLIUS FLINCHES A BIT AT THE HEEL HITTING HIM, BUT HE GRABS IT AND THROWS RIGHT BACK]

ALSO TAKE YOUR GODDAMN HEEL BACK, BITCH!!

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED OUR MOVIE NIGHTS??"

[WILHELM catches her heel]

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE BESTIE, TURNS OUT YOURE JUST A BRO..."

[WILHELM sniffles for comedic effect, tears in her eye.]

[billiusrules]

SHUT UPPP AHHHHHHHH!! MOVIE NIGHTS WERE HORRIBLE!! THE MOVIES WERE ASS!! AND I AM STILL YOUR BESTIE, NOT YOUR BRO!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

"YOU HATED WATCHING KRAMPUS WITH ME???"

[WILHELM wipes her tears, turning around dramatically]

"I CANT BEAR TO LOOK AT YOU, BILLIUS. I JUST- I NEED A MOMENT!-"

[billiusrules]

YES I DID!! I FELL ASLEEP IF YOU DIDN’T NOTICE!! sigh…. GO TAKE THAT MOMENT SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!! GO AND NEVER COME BACK TO ME!!

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM gasps, tears in her eye as she puts her heel back on and makes her dramatic exit]

"FINE! I DONT- I DONT NEED YOU! YOURE NOT BAE, OR BESTIE, OR EVEN FAM!"

[billiusrules]

GASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!? IM YOUR BESTIE!! YOUR UHHHHH, EYE SUPPLY?

[BILLIUS STARTS TEARING UP NOW]

[ivxliwh]

"NAH, MAN...YOURE JUST BRO, NOW. I SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME!"

[billiusrules]

[BILLIUS WIPES HIS TEARS AWAY PRETTY QUICKLY FOR SOMEONE WHO WAS SUPPOSEDLY SAD ABOUT LOSING THEIR BESTIE JUST A FEW SECONDS AGO]

FINE!! I GUESS IM JUST BRO!! YOU CAN FORGET TRYING TO BE MY FRIEND!! JUST KNOW THAT I NEVER MEANT TO CALL YOU NAMES, WILHELM!! GOODBYE!!

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[ivxliwh]

THEN GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS AND GOAT EYES BITCHHH

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM sniffs the eyes and coins.]

"bitch this ain't what I asked for. ARE YOU THAT BROKE THAT YOU NEED 50 CENTS??"

[billiusrules]

MAYBE I AM THAT BROKE!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE!!

[BILLIUS STARTS SOBBING AT THE FACT THAT HE’S A BROKE ASS LOSER]

[ivxliwh]

"ITS JUST 50 CENTS BRO WHAT THE FUCK. THE GOAT EYES AINT EVEN REAL TOO WHAT THE SHIT."

"listen dude,, I need to get some guys off my back so I REAALLLYYY NEED THESE. PLEASE, DUDE. I DONT CARE WHERE YOU GET THEM FROM BRO-"

[billiusrules]

JUST KEEP THE GODDAMN GOAT EYES!! THEY PROBABLY WON’T NOTICE!?!?!

[BILLIUS STOPS CRYING AND TAKES OUT THE REAL GOAT EYES, PUTTING THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE]

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK- YKNOW WHAT THATS IT!-"

[..aaand they're fighting.]

[billiusrules]

ACKK! DON’T FUCKING FIGHT ME, BITCH!!

[BILLIUS CONTINUES FIGHTING WILHELM, TRYING TO FIND A WEAK SPOT IF SHE EVEN HAS ONE]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM bites his hand, kicking him.]

"GET ME MY GODDAMN MONEY AND THEN WE'LL TALK!"

[billiusrules]

OWWW FUCK! YOU’RE NOT GETTING THAT FUCKING MONEY, YOU BROKE ASS BITCH! IF YOU HAD MONEY, YOU WOULD’NT BE ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU SOME!!

[BILLIUS KICKS WILHELM IN THE EYE, BITING HIS OWN HAND FOR NO FUCKING REASON]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM shrieks, before proceeding to take off her heel and start hitting BILLIUS with it.]

"GIVE. ME. MY. GOD. DAMN. MONEY!"

[billiusrules]

[BILLIUS SCREAMS, KICKING WILHELM AWAY FROM HIM AS HE STARTS TRYING TO PUNCH HER EYE]

WELL, I HAVE DON’T HAVE IT!! GO BEG SOMEONE ELSE FOR THEIR MONEY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

"FINE THEN, YOU AINT GETTIN' THIS TAPE, AND WE AINT HAVIN' MOVIE NIGHT!"

[WILHELM throws her heel at him]

[billiusrules]

I COULD CARE LESS!! I HATE MOVIE NIGHTS WITH YOUU!!

[BILLIUS FLINCHES A BIT AT THE HEEL HITTING HIM, BUT HE GRABS IT AND THROWS RIGHT BACK]

ALSO TAKE YOUR GODDAMN HEEL BACK, BITCH!!

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED OUR MOVIE NIGHTS??"

[WILHELM catches her heel]

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE BESTIE, TURNS OUT YOURE JUST A BRO..."

[WILHELM sniffles for comedic effect, tears in her eye.]

[billiusrules]

SHUT UPPP AHHHHHHHH!! MOVIE NIGHTS WERE HORRIBLE!! THE MOVIES WERE ASS!! AND I AM STILL YOUR BESTIE, NOT YOUR BRO!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

"YOU HATED WATCHING KRAMPUS WITH ME???"

[WILHELM wipes her tears, turning around dramatically]

"I CANT BEAR TO LOOK AT YOU, BILLIUS. I JUST- I NEED A MOMENT!-"

[billiusrules]

YES I DID!! I FELL ASLEEP IF YOU DIDN’T NOTICE!! sigh…. GO TAKE THAT MOMENT SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!! GO AND NEVER COME BACK TO ME!!

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM gasps, tears in her eye as she puts her heel back on and makes her dramatic exit]

"FINE! I DONT- I DONT NEED YOU! YOURE NOT BAE, OR BESTIE, OR EVEN FAM!"

[billiusrules]

GASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!? IM YOUR BESTIE!! YOUR UHHHHH, EYE SUPPLY?

[BILLIUS STARTS TEARING UP NOW]

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[ivxliwh]

THEN GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS AND GOAT EYES BITCHHH

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM sniffs the eyes and coins.]

"bitch this ain't what I asked for. ARE YOU THAT BROKE THAT YOU NEED 50 CENTS??"

[billiusrules]

MAYBE I AM THAT BROKE!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE!!

[BILLIUS STARTS SOBBING AT THE FACT THAT HE’S A BROKE ASS LOSER]

[ivxliwh]

"ITS JUST 50 CENTS BRO WHAT THE FUCK. THE GOAT EYES AINT EVEN REAL TOO WHAT THE SHIT."

"listen dude,, I need to get some guys off my back so I REAALLLYYY NEED THESE. PLEASE, DUDE. I DONT CARE WHERE YOU GET THEM FROM BRO-"

[billiusrules]

JUST KEEP THE GODDAMN GOAT EYES!! THEY PROBABLY WON’T NOTICE!?!?!

[BILLIUS STOPS CRYING AND TAKES OUT THE REAL GOAT EYES, PUTTING THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE]

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK- YKNOW WHAT THATS IT!-"

[..aaand they're fighting.]

[billiusrules]

ACKK! DON’T FUCKING FIGHT ME, BITCH!!

[BILLIUS CONTINUES FIGHTING WILHELM, TRYING TO FIND A WEAK SPOT IF SHE EVEN HAS ONE]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM bites his hand, kicking him.]

"GET ME MY GODDAMN MONEY AND THEN WE'LL TALK!"

[billiusrules]

OWWW FUCK! YOU’RE NOT GETTING THAT FUCKING MONEY, YOU BROKE ASS BITCH! IF YOU HAD MONEY, YOU WOULD’NT BE ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU SOME!!

[BILLIUS KICKS WILHELM IN THE EYE, BITING HIS OWN HAND FOR NO FUCKING REASON]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM shrieks, before proceeding to take off her heel and start hitting BILLIUS with it.]

"GIVE. ME. MY. GOD. DAMN. MONEY!"

[billiusrules]

[BILLIUS SCREAMS, KICKING WILHELM AWAY FROM HIM AS HE STARTS TRYING TO PUNCH HER EYE]

WELL, I HAVE DON’T HAVE IT!! GO BEG SOMEONE ELSE FOR THEIR MONEY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

"FINE THEN, YOU AINT GETTIN' THIS TAPE, AND WE AINT HAVIN' MOVIE NIGHT!"

[WILHELM throws her heel at him]

[billiusrules]

I COULD CARE LESS!! I HATE MOVIE NIGHTS WITH YOUU!!

[BILLIUS FLINCHES A BIT AT THE HEEL HITTING HIM, BUT HE GRABS IT AND THROWS RIGHT BACK]

ALSO TAKE YOUR GODDAMN HEEL BACK, BITCH!!

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED OUR MOVIE NIGHTS??"

[WILHELM catches her heel]

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE BESTIE, TURNS OUT YOURE JUST A BRO..."

[WILHELM sniffles for comedic effect, tears in her eye.]

[billiusrules]

SHUT UPPP AHHHHHHHH!! MOVIE NIGHTS WERE HORRIBLE!! THE MOVIES WERE ASS!! AND I AM STILL YOUR BESTIE, NOT YOUR BRO!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

"YOU HATED WATCHING KRAMPUS WITH ME???"

[WILHELM wipes her tears, turning around dramatically]

"I CANT BEAR TO LOOK AT YOU, BILLIUS. I JUST- I NEED A MOMENT!-"

[billiusrules]

YES I DID!! I FELL ASLEEP IF YOU DIDN’T NOTICE!! sigh…. GO TAKE THAT MOMENT SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!! GO AND NEVER COME BACK TO ME!!

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[ivxliwh]

THEN GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS AND GOAT EYES BITCHHH

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM sniffs the eyes and coins.]

"bitch this ain't what I asked for. ARE YOU THAT BROKE THAT YOU NEED 50 CENTS??"

[billiusrules]

MAYBE I AM THAT BROKE!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE!!

[BILLIUS STARTS SOBBING AT THE FACT THAT HE’S A BROKE ASS LOSER]

[ivxliwh]

"ITS JUST 50 CENTS BRO WHAT THE FUCK. THE GOAT EYES AINT EVEN REAL TOO WHAT THE SHIT."

"listen dude,, I need to get some guys off my back so I REAALLLYYY NEED THESE. PLEASE, DUDE. I DONT CARE WHERE YOU GET THEM FROM BRO-"

[billiusrules]

JUST KEEP THE GODDAMN GOAT EYES!! THEY PROBABLY WON’T NOTICE!?!?!

[BILLIUS STOPS CRYING AND TAKES OUT THE REAL GOAT EYES, PUTTING THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE]

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK- YKNOW WHAT THATS IT!-"

[..aaand they're fighting.]

[billiusrules]

ACKK! DON’T FUCKING FIGHT ME, BITCH!!

[BILLIUS CONTINUES FIGHTING WILHELM, TRYING TO FIND A WEAK SPOT IF SHE EVEN HAS ONE]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM bites his hand, kicking him.]

"GET ME MY GODDAMN MONEY AND THEN WE'LL TALK!"

[billiusrules]

OWWW FUCK! YOU’RE NOT GETTING THAT FUCKING MONEY, YOU BROKE ASS BITCH! IF YOU HAD MONEY, YOU WOULD’NT BE ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU SOME!!

[BILLIUS KICKS WILHELM IN THE EYE, BITING HIS OWN HAND FOR NO FUCKING REASON]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM shrieks, before proceeding to take off her heel and start hitting BILLIUS with it.]

"GIVE. ME. MY. GOD. DAMN. MONEY!"

[billiusrules]

[BILLIUS SCREAMS, KICKING WILHELM AWAY FROM HIM AS HE STARTS TRYING TO PUNCH HER EYE]

WELL, I HAVE DON’T HAVE IT!! GO BEG SOMEONE ELSE FOR THEIR MONEY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

"FINE THEN, YOU AINT GETTIN' THIS TAPE, AND WE AINT HAVIN' MOVIE NIGHT!"

[WILHELM throws her heel at him]

[billiusrules]

I COULD CARE LESS!! I HATE MOVIE NIGHTS WITH YOUU!!

[BILLIUS FLINCHES A BIT AT THE HEEL HITTING HIM, BUT HE GRABS IT AND THROWS RIGHT BACK]

ALSO TAKE YOUR GODDAMN HEEL BACK, BITCH!!

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED OUR MOVIE NIGHTS??"

[WILHELM catches her heel]

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE BESTIE, TURNS OUT YOURE JUST A BRO..."

[WILHELM sniffles for comedic effect, tears in her eye.]

[billiusrules]

SHUT UPPP AHHHHHHHH!! MOVIE NIGHTS WERE HORRIBLE!! THE MOVIES WERE ASS!! AND I AM STILL YOUR BESTIE, NOT YOUR BRO!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[ivxliwh]

THEN GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS AND GOAT EYES BITCHHH

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM sniffs the eyes and coins.]

"bitch this ain't what I asked for. ARE YOU THAT BROKE THAT YOU NEED 50 CENTS??"

[billiusrules]

MAYBE I AM THAT BROKE!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE!!

[BILLIUS STARTS SOBBING AT THE FACT THAT HE’S A BROKE ASS LOSER]

[ivxliwh]

"ITS JUST 50 CENTS BRO WHAT THE FUCK. THE GOAT EYES AINT EVEN REAL TOO WHAT THE SHIT."

"listen dude,, I need to get some guys off my back so I REAALLLYYY NEED THESE. PLEASE, DUDE. I DONT CARE WHERE YOU GET THEM FROM BRO-"

[billiusrules]

JUST KEEP THE GODDAMN GOAT EYES!! THEY PROBABLY WON’T NOTICE!?!?!

[BILLIUS STOPS CRYING AND TAKES OUT THE REAL GOAT EYES, PUTTING THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE]

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK- YKNOW WHAT THATS IT!-"

[..aaand they're fighting.]

[billiusrules]

ACKK! DON’T FUCKING FIGHT ME, BITCH!!

[BILLIUS CONTINUES FIGHTING WILHELM, TRYING TO FIND A WEAK SPOT IF SHE EVEN HAS ONE]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM bites his hand, kicking him.]

"GET ME MY GODDAMN MONEY AND THEN WE'LL TALK!"

[billiusrules]

OWWW FUCK! YOU’RE NOT GETTING THAT FUCKING MONEY, YOU BROKE ASS BITCH! IF YOU HAD MONEY, YOU WOULD’NT BE ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU SOME!!

[BILLIUS KICKS WILHELM IN THE EYE, BITING HIS OWN HAND FOR NO FUCKING REASON]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM shrieks, before proceeding to take off her heel and start hitting BILLIUS with it.]

"GIVE. ME. MY. GOD. DAMN. MONEY!"

[billiusrules]

[BILLIUS SCREAMS, KICKING WILHELM AWAY FROM HIM AS HE STARTS TRYING TO PUNCH HER EYE]

WELL, I HAVE DON’T HAVE IT!! GO BEG SOMEONE ELSE FOR THEIR MONEY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

"FINE THEN, YOU AINT GETTIN' THIS TAPE, AND WE AINT HAVIN' MOVIE NIGHT!"

[WILHELM throws her heel at him]

[billiusrules]

I COULD CARE LESS!! I HATE MOVIE NIGHTS WITH YOUU!!

[BILLIUS FLINCHES A BIT AT THE HEEL HITTING HIM, BUT HE GRABS IT AND THROWS RIGHT BACK]

ALSO TAKE YOUR GODDAMN HEEL BACK, BITCH!!

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[ivxliwh]

THEN GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS AND GOAT EYES BITCHHH

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM sniffs the eyes and coins.]

"bitch this ain't what I asked for. ARE YOU THAT BROKE THAT YOU NEED 50 CENTS??"

[billiusrules]

MAYBE I AM THAT BROKE!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE!!

[BILLIUS STARTS SOBBING AT THE FACT THAT HE’S A BROKE ASS LOSER]

[ivxliwh]

"ITS JUST 50 CENTS BRO WHAT THE FUCK. THE GOAT EYES AINT EVEN REAL TOO WHAT THE SHIT."

"listen dude,, I need to get some guys off my back so I REAALLLYYY NEED THESE. PLEASE, DUDE. I DONT CARE WHERE YOU GET THEM FROM BRO-"

[billiusrules]

JUST KEEP THE GODDAMN GOAT EYES!! THEY PROBABLY WON’T NOTICE!?!?!

[BILLIUS STOPS CRYING AND TAKES OUT THE REAL GOAT EYES, PUTTING THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE]

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK- YKNOW WHAT THATS IT!-"

[..aaand they're fighting.]

[billiusrules]

ACKK! DON’T FUCKING FIGHT ME, BITCH!!

[BILLIUS CONTINUES FIGHTING WILHELM, TRYING TO FIND A WEAK SPOT IF SHE EVEN HAS ONE]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM bites his hand, kicking him.]

"GET ME MY GODDAMN MONEY AND THEN WE'LL TALK!"

[billiusrules]

OWWW FUCK! YOU’RE NOT GETTING THAT FUCKING MONEY, YOU BROKE ASS BITCH! IF YOU HAD MONEY, YOU WOULD’NT BE ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU SOME!!

[BILLIUS KICKS WILHELM IN THE EYE, BITING HIS OWN HAND FOR NO FUCKING REASON]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM shrieks, before proceeding to take off her heel and start hitting BILLIUS with it.]

"GIVE. ME. MY. GOD. DAMN. MONEY!"

[billiusrules]

[BILLIUS SCREAMS, KICKING WILHELM AWAY FROM HIM AS HE STARTS TRYING TO PUNCH HER EYE]

WELL, I HAVE DON’T HAVE IT!! GO BEG SOMEONE ELSE FOR THEIR MONEY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[ivxliwh]

THEN GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS AND GOAT EYES BITCHHH

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM sniffs the eyes and coins.]

"bitch this ain't what I asked for. ARE YOU THAT BROKE THAT YOU NEED 50 CENTS??"

[billiusrules]

MAYBE I AM THAT BROKE!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE!!

[BILLIUS STARTS SOBBING AT THE FACT THAT HE’S A BROKE ASS LOSER]

[ivxliwh]

"ITS JUST 50 CENTS BRO WHAT THE FUCK. THE GOAT EYES AINT EVEN REAL TOO WHAT THE SHIT."

"listen dude,, I need to get some guys off my back so I REAALLLYYY NEED THESE. PLEASE, DUDE. I DONT CARE WHERE YOU GET THEM FROM BRO-"

[billiusrules]

JUST KEEP THE GODDAMN GOAT EYES!! THEY PROBABLY WON’T NOTICE!?!?!

[BILLIUS STOPS CRYING AND TAKES OUT THE REAL GOAT EYES, PUTTING THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE]

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK- YKNOW WHAT THATS IT!-"

[..aaand they're fighting.]

[billiusrules]

ACKK! DON’T FUCKING FIGHT ME, BITCH!!

[BILLIUS CONTINUES FIGHTING WILHELM, TRYING TO FIND A WEAK SPOT IF SHE EVEN HAS ONE]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM bites his hand, kicking him.]

"GET ME MY GODDAMN MONEY AND THEN WE'LL TALK!"

[billiusrules]

OWWW FUCK! YOU’RE NOT GETTING THAT FUCKING MONEY, YOU BROKE ASS BITCH! IF YOU HAD MONEY, YOU WOULD’NT BE ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU SOME!!

[BILLIUS KICKS WILHELM IN THE EYE, BITING HIS OWN HAND FOR NO FUCKING REASON]

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[ivxliwh]

THEN GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS AND GOAT EYES BITCHHH

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM sniffs the eyes and coins.]

"bitch this ain't what I asked for. ARE YOU THAT BROKE THAT YOU NEED 50 CENTS??"

[billiusrules]

MAYBE I AM THAT BROKE!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE!!

[BILLIUS STARTS SOBBING AT THE FACT THAT HE’S A BROKE ASS LOSER]

[ivxliwh]

"ITS JUST 50 CENTS BRO WHAT THE FUCK. THE GOAT EYES AINT EVEN REAL TOO WHAT THE SHIT."

"listen dude,, I need to get some guys off my back so I REAALLLYYY NEED THESE. PLEASE, DUDE. I DONT CARE WHERE YOU GET THEM FROM BRO-"

[billiusrules]

JUST KEEP THE GODDAMN GOAT EYES!! THEY PROBABLY WON’T NOTICE!?!?!

[BILLIUS STOPS CRYING AND TAKES OUT THE REAL GOAT EYES, PUTTING THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE]

[ivxliwh]

"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK- YKNOW WHAT THATS IT!-"

[..aaand they're fighting.]

[billiusrules]

ACKK! DON’T FUCKING FIGHT ME, BITCH!!

[BILLIUS CONTINUES FIGHTING WILHELM, TRYING TO FIND A WEAK SPOT IF SHE EVEN HAS ONE]

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[ivxliwh]

THEN GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS AND GOAT EYES BITCHHH

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM sniffs the eyes and coins.]

"bitch this ain't what I asked for. ARE YOU THAT BROKE THAT YOU NEED 50 CENTS??"

[billiusrules]

MAYBE I AM THAT BROKE!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE!!

[BILLIUS STARTS SOBBING AT THE FACT THAT HE’S A BROKE ASS LOSER]

[ivxliwh]

"ITS JUST 50 CENTS BRO WHAT THE FUCK. THE GOAT EYES AINT EVEN REAL TOO WHAT THE SHIT."

"listen dude,, I need to get some guys off my back so I REAALLLYYY NEED THESE. PLEASE, DUDE. I DONT CARE WHERE YOU GET THEM FROM BRO-"

[billiusrules]

JUST KEEP THE GODDAMN GOAT EYES!! THEY PROBABLY WON’T NOTICE!?!?!

[BILLIUS STOPS CRYING AND TAKES OUT THE REAL GOAT EYES, PUTTING THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE]

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[ivxliwh]

THEN GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS AND GOAT EYES BITCHHH

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

[ivxliwh]

[WILHELM sniffs the eyes and coins.]

"bitch this ain't what I asked for. ARE YOU THAT BROKE THAT YOU NEED 50 CENTS??"

[billiusrules]

MAYBE I AM THAT BROKE!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE!!

[BILLIUS STARTS SOBBING AT THE FACT THAT HE’S A BROKE ASS LOSER]

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[ivxliwh]

THEN GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS AND GOAT EYES BITCHHH

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivxliwh]

MOTHERFUCKER THATS IT IM COMING OVER RIGJT NOW

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

[ivxliwh]

BITCJ YES YOU DOOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU DO IVE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[billiusrules]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[ivxliwh]

HELL YEA IT DID DUDE

sorta.

euclid is acting like a decent father now and im,, honestly not that shocked that it look a whole ass lobotomy to fix that fucker.

anyways lobotomy video is five dollar

[billiusrules]

OH, IT WAS EUCLID!?! I’ve never really interacted with him, but based on how you worded your sentence, I’m assuming that he was pretty bad before…

ALSO HOW COME ITS FIVE DOLLARS?!? IT SHOULD BE FREE FOR ME!! AREN’T I YOUR “BESTIE”?!?

[ivxliwh]

ALR FINE. 1 DOLLAR

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

[ivxliwh]

make it 50 and 2 goat eyes.

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

[ivxliwh]

BITCH I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM FUCKING GOAT EYES

ALSO I NEED THEM 50S AND I KNOQ YOU GOTS THEM

PAY UPPPPPP

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!