Um. I had something clever here. Shit.

Will. 22. Broke college kid in Michigan. I love theatre and sitcoms and think I'm funny for some reason.

[billthewill95]

Okay

I haven’t had legitimate feelings for someone in at least two years, and I’m confident it’s just not in the cards for us, but I’m just trying to be myself and feign that isolation is okay.

For someone faking bravado so much, you’d think I could at least be honest with one goddamn part of myself for better or worse.

[billthewill95]

Late night thoughts

I sometimes worry I’m not capable of a romantic relationship, but tonight is the first time I’ve felt okay about it, rather than letting my depressive/anxious mind pick away at all my faults. It’s not a pressing issue since I’ve been single for a while, but I now realize I haven’t ever been in a legitimate relationship and the thought of it is so strange to me. I was reading about the different types of “love languages” earlier tonight and couldn’t relate to any of them, though whether that’s from lack of experience or genuine discomfort I’m still not sure.

But right now, I’m not all that hung up on it. I’m only 23, and hopefully have plenty of time to reflect and work on stuff like this if/when someone comes along. In a way, it’s almost comforting to not relate to all of it and be even slightly comfortable understanding my...uh...discomfort. Okay I’m going to bed now

[billthewill95]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

[youngstero]

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

[rosalui]

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

[meso-mijali]

[rosalui]

yES

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[preppynihilism]

It literally is going to be the best.

[erarg]

[unclefather]

Who? Who did this? I want names and social security numbers. I’m about to ruin someone’s credit for this post specifically

[meangirlnurse]

if you’re a Youth and you’re reading this i just wanna discourage you from like….imitating the culture on this site too completely and building your whole worldview through the lens you’re finding here. just. be cautious be careful be critical

[slowspinningredemption]

just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman

[chazittarius]

[crablouse]

i cannot explain why i started laughing uncontrollably.

[mr-new-vegas]

i lost my shit at “who’s turning christmas”

[callmekitto-deactivated20220425]

WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS?

[i-am-a-fish]

hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*hesitantly steps closer*

[i-am-a-fish]

thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

[i-am-a-fish]

ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

[i-am-a-fish]

i wanna start…

…a friendshit

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*in tears* that sounds absolutely lovely~

[i-am-a-fish]

[squidwardsupportgroup]

[halfsad-deactivated20180421]

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

[cadaverkeys]

from this point on whenever someone asks me a dumb question im just gonna say “please check my faq before asking” and then the link will be a rick roll

[itsallabouttrashaintit]

why

[cadaverkeys]

please check my faq before asking

[fortunaegloria]

[one-bite-is-undercover]

At least the OFSDS crew is having a good night 💗

[b-bro-deactivated20200502]

if i ever post anything, just tell me and i’ll delete it!!!!

[dandoris]

honestly, imagine your otp

[rifa]

Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

Oh my god

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

“…Patty ‘Bone-Crusher’ Johnson, and the boys Blade & Thor”

[nyctosaurid]

what i want to know is what is the legal situation of scooby doo. they can kick him out of a hotel for being a pet (while he gets frustrated because ‘he’s not a pet’ implying he has legal rights) but also put him in jail. how does this all work. can scooby doo vote