we're gonna fly

[zacscottysnl]

[straightboyfriend]

me to a cat: can u heal my broken heart

cat: mrow

me: thank u

[homoidiotic]

im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time

[billweaslys]

[weavemama]

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

[pledis]

reblog this and write in the tags what your resolutions are for 2017

[billweaslys]

The Signs As Things Ryan Bergara Has Said

Aries: Let's go, fuck you.

Taurus: Don't try it demon.

Gemini: This donut is lubed up.

Cancer: *wheeze*

Leo: This didn't work as well as I thought it would, I really thought it was going to work.

Virgo: I really want her to be abducted.

Libra: You have the tongue and tolerance of a toddler.

Scorpio: (When asked when the last time he was that drunk) Last weekend

Sagittarius: Look! There's my nipple, and there's another one.

Capricorn: Well if it's any consolation you look like an idiot.

Aquarius: What if you go fuck yourself, how about that?

Pisces: *high pitched screaming*

[pinkhaneul]

[juno-infernal]

i hate oversharing on this blue hellsite but like. what’s my alternative? talking to someone? another human? with words? i don’t fucking think so

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

im trying to be positive in general but man

[3blush]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc2gzMDDVBe/

[jolinedarling-deactivated201807]

@miikymouse

[elektranatchios]

The silver doe was nothing, nothing compared with Ron’s reappearance, he could not believe it. Shuddering with cold, he caught up the pile of clothes still lying at the water’s edge and began to pull them on. As he dragged sweater after sweater over his head, Harry stared at Ron, half expecting him to have disappeared every time he lost sight of him, and yet he had to be real: he had just dived into the pool, he had saved Harry’s life.

[geneetierneys]

[ga-kyi]

[awwww-cute]

[theavengers]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

[cusps]

https://instagram.com/p/BSDFgPrBybt/