when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god
THIS IS HORRIFYING
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when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god
THIS IS HORRIFYING
when you have a teacher thats easily distracted and you dont wanna do any work
I accidentally watched this ten times.
iām crying
It is so much better with sound.Ā
pep pep pep pep pep pep pep BOOMF
Iām sobbing
how long is that video oh my god
this video is over 7 millennia long. if you started playing this video when the wheel was invented it would not be over yet
Put this in the MOMA
this is the funniest thing Iāve seen today, I canāt breathe
*pronounces āchampagneā like ālasagneā*
do Not
*PronouncesĀ ālasagneā likeĀ āchampagneā*
do NOT
my uncle
-is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack on some college students who had bullied his high school chemistry class -named his bicycle Tom Bombadil -got hired twice for the same job as himself and his fake identical twin because his boss wouldnāt hire him full time -is the only member of my family to have shown me open and unconditional support -is a clean-cut nerd⦠who used to be a psychedelic Deadhead and follow them around on tour -enjoys snacking on an exercise formula called āgooā; his favorite flavor is āplainā. Plain goo. He gave me a box of it for Christmas once and itās as gross as it sounds. -cannot touch mangos -teaches meditation seminars at his Buddhist temple -has begun studying magic -used to be obsessed with cults, especially Scientology, and would just⦠spy on their temples -is so fucking weird -used to drive a car that heād covered entirely in plastic lizards, until someone stole it -is terrified of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and still has nightmares about them
-is sending me on a roadtrip to the National Radio Quiet Zone for fun and education
-showed up to a family outing downtown this morning, wearing nylon shorts and expensive leather Oxford formal shoes -cried himself to sleep as a child because he desperately wanted a pet alligator -has experimented with god knows how many psychoactive substancesā¦. For Science -is a literal masochist, as discovered this afternoon, when he told me all about how heās addicted to the āexcruciating pain and unexpected pleasureā of physical therapy -has feet so long he has to get shoes custom made for him - they have, in the past, been mistaken for clown shoes -once took his girlfriend on a date to lick the St. Louis Arch, in winter, and later revealed that he only framed it as a date ācause he was afraid of going alone in case his tongue got stuck to the metal -told me that he loved how bananas made his whole throat feel tingly, was surprised to find out that bananas are not supposed to have this effect -was disappointed that I did not bring a book on demon conjugation to the family reunion, because he wanted to compare it to his own translation -got banned from going down a slide today because he was dripping wet and had clearly been swimmingā¦. he was just really sweaty from climbing the stairs
-sent me a check but forgot my legal name and put my nickname on it instead (it canāt be deposited and he hasnāt sent another)
this is what he wore to a family outing downtown
He showed up to our Christmas Eve dinner wearing a dress shirt, fancy slacks, and flip flops. All he ate was a bowl of smoked oysters.
every line is absolutely wild
look at this precious little pug omg