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when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

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FUCK

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why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

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THIS IS HORRIFYING

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when you have a teacher thats easily distracted and you dont wanna do any work

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agalaxydrifter

I accidentally watched this ten times.

fats

i’m crying

purrrfectlygay

It is so much better with sound.

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pep pep pep pep pep pep pep BOOMF

firefilledskies

I’m sobbing

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sealeo

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how long is that video oh my god

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this video is over 7 millennia long. if you started playing this video when the wheel was invented it would not be over yet

richwhore

Put this in the MOMA

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today, I can’t breathe

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*pronounces “champagne” like “lasagne”*

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do Not

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*Pronounces “lasagne” like “champagne”*

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do NOT

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my uncle

-is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack on some college students who had bullied his high school chemistry class -named his bicycle Tom Bombadil -got hired twice for the same job as himself and his fake identical twin because his boss wouldn’t hire him full time -is the only member of my family to have shown me open and unconditional support -is a clean-cut nerd… who used to be a psychedelic Deadhead and follow them around on tour -enjoys snacking on an exercise formula called “goo”; his favorite flavor is “plain”. Plain goo. He gave me a box of it for Christmas once and it’s as gross as it sounds. -cannot touch mangos -teaches meditation seminars at his Buddhist temple -has begun studying magic -used to be obsessed with cults, especially Scientology, and would just… spy on their temples -is so fucking weird -used to drive a car that he’d covered entirely in plastic lizards, until someone stole it -is terrified of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and still has nightmares about them

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-is sending me on a roadtrip to the National Radio Quiet Zone for fun and education

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-showed up to a family outing downtown this morning, wearing nylon shorts and expensive leather Oxford formal shoes -cried himself to sleep as a child because he desperately wanted a pet alligator -has experimented with god knows how many psychoactive substances…. For Science -is a literal masochist, as discovered this afternoon, when he told me all about how he’s addicted to the “excruciating pain and unexpected pleasure” of physical therapy -has feet so long he has to get shoes custom made for him - they have, in the past, been mistaken for clown shoes -once took his girlfriend on a date to lick the St. Louis Arch, in winter, and later revealed that he only framed it as a date ‘cause he was afraid of going alone in case his tongue got stuck to the metal -told me that he loved how bananas made his whole throat feel tingly, was surprised to find out that bananas are not supposed to have this effect -was disappointed that I did not bring a book on demon conjugation to the family reunion, because he wanted to compare it to his own translation -got banned from going down a slide today because he was dripping wet and had clearly been swimming…. he was just really sweaty from climbing the stairs

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-sent me a check but forgot my legal name and put my nickname on it instead (it can’t be deposited and he hasn’t sent another)

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this is what he wore to a family outing downtown