Bill Woodward 👁💜

@billywoods2

Divorced Dad, Trans- A little bit gay maybe. Tech Department @ Coven Communications Research and Power. 🧡

607 posts

HERE'S THE THING!

IF YOU SMILE ENOUGH THEN EVERYBODY SMILES!

IF YOU JUST WORK A LITTLE HARDER, YOU'LL GET BY! OR YOU CAN TRUST A MAN WHO WEARS A SUIT AND TIE!

IT'S ALL JUST LIES,

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Bill (William) Woodward

Somewhere over 30

Single dad on the market.

Absolutely LOVES Mamma Mia. Meryl Streep's biggest fan. May or may not be gay.

ooc indicator: 🦇

Hi! Runner of this blog goes by Oddrey, Billie, and Bill (a few more names too but. Shh.) I am 16, I am a trans man and I am really hyperfixated on hatchetfield. Favorite bill ships are billted and billpaul and I have SO many headcanons for this pathetic man 💜

I can handle anything, but I might back out of anything too gory.

#hatchetfield rp #starkid rp #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp blog #intro

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OOC// I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A DEATH THREAT BUT IT'S NOT... 😁

#🦇billie's ooc tag #i'M NOT TOO ACTIVE HERE ANYMORE IM IN THE ONCCE UPON A WITCHLIGHT FANDOM NOW SORYR CHAT

Ted smiles, lightly swinging their hands together. “You’re so cute!”

[ meows @chaicedted ]

@chaicedtea

Bill smiles softly and nods..

"Cafe shouldn't be tooo far, y' dont have to carry me or anything."

He chuckles, “Alright, darling.”

He blushes, squeezing his hand. "I should've worn my glasses.."

Ted stifles a laugh, “Awh, you poor thing.” He brings Bill’s hand to his mouth, kissing the back of it.

"Heyyy,,!" Bill's flustered!! He ruffles Ted's overgelled hair a little, trying to focus on the path. Aww.

He giggles, leaning into Bill’s touch whilst smiling like a dork.

"Almmost there baby, what do you fancy?"

Ted bites the inside of his cheek in thought.

“Hm.. uhh.. a blueberry muffin?” Mmm blueberry muffin

"Alrighty, love." He smiles, not letting go of his hand when they finally make it to the cafe.

He lightly swings their hands, looking around the cafe, admiring the nice decorations.

He finds somewhere to sit, blushing like an idiot. "I don't remember if I've been to this place.. well uh, to be fair I forgot the names of alot of places I've went on dates at, dunnno why though..."

Ted chuckles, “Forgetful, hm?” He kisses Bill’s cheek, before sitting down.

"Damn aren't you sweeter than a cupcake? Mmmm cakeee..."

G....gg..g.g.gays? Gulp!

Once again, Ted chuckles. “You’re so cute, ‘m gonna eat you up!”

"Pleaase don't eat me? I don't think I'd taste that good..!"

#bill yaps #happy pride everyone i ahvve the flu

Ted smiles, lightly swinging their hands together. “You’re so cute!”

[ meows @chaicedted ]

@chaicedtea

Bill smiles softly and nods..

"Cafe shouldn't be tooo far, y' dont have to carry me or anything."

He chuckles, “Alright, darling.”

He blushes, squeezing his hand. "I should've worn my glasses.."

Ted stifles a laugh, “Awh, you poor thing.” He brings Bill’s hand to his mouth, kissing the back of it.

"Heyyy,,!" Bill's flustered!! He ruffles Ted's overgelled hair a little, trying to focus on the path. Aww.

He giggles, leaning into Bill’s touch whilst smiling like a dork.

"Almmost there baby, what do you fancy?"

Ted bites the inside of his cheek in thought.

“Hm.. uhh.. a blueberry muffin?” Mmm blueberry muffin

"Alrighty, love." He smiles, not letting go of his hand when they finally make it to the cafe.

He lightly swings their hands, looking around the cafe, admiring the nice decorations.

He finds somewhere to sit, blushing like an idiot. "I don't remember if I've been to this place.. well uh, to be fair I forgot the names of alot of places I've went on dates at, dunnno why though..."

Ted chuckles, “Forgetful, hm?” He kisses Bill’s cheek, before sitting down.

"Damn aren't you sweeter than a cupcake? Mmmm cakeee..."

G....gg..g.g.gays? Gulp!

#bill yaps #EATS THEM.#Billted tag on ao3 almost at 69 fics #i win

Ted smiles, lightly swinging their hands together. “You’re so cute!”

[ meows @chaicedted ]

@chaicedtea

Bill smiles softly and nods..

"Cafe shouldn't be tooo far, y' dont have to carry me or anything."

He chuckles, “Alright, darling.”

He blushes, squeezing his hand. "I should've worn my glasses.."

Ted stifles a laugh, “Awh, you poor thing.” He brings Bill’s hand to his mouth, kissing the back of it.

"Heyyy,,!" Bill's flustered!! He ruffles Ted's overgelled hair a little, trying to focus on the path. Aww.

He giggles, leaning into Bill’s touch whilst smiling like a dork.

"Almmost there baby, what do you fancy?"

Ted bites the inside of his cheek in thought.

“Hm.. uhh.. a blueberry muffin?” Mmm blueberry muffin

"Alrighty, love." He smiles, not letting go of his hand when they finally make it to the cafe.

He lightly swings their hands, looking around the cafe, admiring the nice decorations.

He finds somewhere to sit, blushing like an idiot. "I don't remember if I've been to this place.. well uh, to be fair I forgot the names of alot of places I've went on dates at, dunnno why though..."

#bill yaps #yapatron attack!

Ted smiles, lightly swinging their hands together. “You’re so cute!”

[ meows @chaicedted ]

@chaicedtea

Bill smiles softly and nods..

"Cafe shouldn't be tooo far, y' dont have to carry me or anything."

He chuckles, “Alright, darling.”

He blushes, squeezing his hand. "I should've worn my glasses.."

Ted stifles a laugh, “Awh, you poor thing.” He brings Bill’s hand to his mouth, kissing the back of it.

"Heyyy,,!" Bill's flustered!! He ruffles Ted's overgelled hair a little, trying to focus on the path. Aww.

He giggles, leaning into Bill’s touch whilst smiling like a dork.

"Almmost there baby, what do you fancy?"

Ted bites the inside of his cheek in thought.

“Hm.. uhh.. a blueberry muffin?” Mmm blueberry muffin

"Alrighty, love." He smiles, not letting go of his hand when they finally make it to the cafe.

#yaoi!#bill yaps

Ted smiles, lightly swinging their hands together. “You’re so cute!”

[ meows @chaicedted ]

@chaicedtea

Bill smiles softly and nods..

"Cafe shouldn't be tooo far, y' dont have to carry me or anything."

He chuckles, “Alright, darling.”

He blushes, squeezing his hand. "I should've worn my glasses.."

Ted stifles a laugh, “Awh, you poor thing.” He brings Bill’s hand to his mouth, kissing the back of it.

"Heyyy,,!" Bill's flustered!! He ruffles Ted's overgelled hair a little, trying to focus on the path. Aww.

He giggles, leaning into Bill’s touch whilst smiling like a dork.

"Almmost there baby, what do you fancy?"

#bill yaps #teehee #update: broke a finger??#bill woodward come home

Ted smiles, lightly swinging their hands together. “You’re so cute!”

[ meows @chaicedted ]

@chaicedtea

Bill smiles softly and nods..

"Cafe shouldn't be tooo far, y' dont have to carry me or anything."

He chuckles, “Alright, darling.”

He blushes, squeezing his hand. "I should've worn my glasses.."

Ted stifles a laugh, “Awh, you poor thing.” He brings Bill’s hand to his mouth, kissing the back of it.

"Heyyy,,!" Bill's flustered!! He ruffles Ted's overgelled hair a little, trying to focus on the path. Aww.

#bill yaps #i lost my actually prescribed glasses but these reading ones work sm better

Ted smiles, lightly swinging their hands together. “You’re so cute!”

[ meows @chaicedted ]

@chaicedtea

Bill smiles softly and nods..

"Cafe shouldn't be tooo far, y' dont have to carry me or anything."

He chuckles, “Alright, darling.”

He blushes, squeezing his hand. "I should've worn my glasses.."

#DWWWW #its ok!!#oomf if ok im joy #bill yaps

Ted smiles, lightly swinging their hands together. “You’re so cute!”

[ meows @chaicedted ]

@chaicedtea

Bill smiles softly and nods..

"Cafe shouldn't be tooo far, y' dont have to carry me or anything."

#bill yaps #hatchetfield rp #hatchetfield roleplay #starkid rp #tgwdlm rp #hatchetfield rp blog

“So I’ve been told.” He chuckles, gently placing his hands on Bill’s waist.

[ tumblr would not let me reblog it, i tried like five times💔💔 so i’m replying here @chaicedted :3 ]

He squeaks from the touch, allowing it.. dork. "Mmm, I've heard a lot of that talk about youu, handsome."

@chaicedtea

He hums, placing a few kisses on Bill’s face. “‘m sure you have.” Ted winks. Someone get this guy. Just take him. Get him away. Slash silly

He blushes, accepting each kiss, feeling comfy at the touch around his waist. "Pff.. wow, I really like being held..!"

“That’s a plus for me, I like holding you.” The bastard smiles, kissing his face aaaaall over. Gayass

"pfpfpfpfpft." He leaans his head a little, overall thriving in the closeness. "Hahh.. god, you're soo damn charming.."

“You’re so gorgeous, you know that?” He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it.

"Mmmm..." Billl leans his face into it, cupping Ted's hand with his. "Maay need a little convincing.."

He sighs, rolling his eyes playfully. “Oh, I’m sure you do.”

Ted cups Bill’s face in his hands, beginning to kiss it all over, not leaving any part of Bill’s face untouched. He slowly moves to Bill’s neck, and anywhere else he could reach.

Bill purrrs cozily, accepting every affection. "Awhh now my waist feels cold, not faiirrrr hotstufff!"

Ted giggles, “Maybe if you stand on your knees I’ll be able to kiss your waist, too.” GAY!!!!!!

"Hmmm? okaayy, loverboyy! Gimmeeeeeeee."

Ted lays down a bit, gently positioning Bill so he’s standing on his knees. The bastard starts kissing Bill’s stomach, then moves to his waist, moving down slightly so he can kiss him easier. This gayass makes me angry. He’s too gay. I don’t like it. Slash joke

Bill blushes wiildly at every kiss, letting him do so, moving a little bit to help. "pffhfpfpffh,, awh you..." HE'S SO KISSABLE.... ted's gonna eat that poor man up i swear

He giggles, sitting back up. “You believe me now?” I’m gonna squish them

"Mmhmhmhmhmh, I jus' like bein loved on." He stretchess, pullling Ted over gently.

Ted chuckles softly, “Well, it’s a good thing I can’t help but kiss you all over.” He wraps his arms around his lover, resting his head on Bill’s shoulder.

Bill smiles, stroking Ted's hair softly. "I'm just that irresistible, ehhhh?"

He nods, “Mmhm. You really are.” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA THROW THEM

"G-gee huh..." His heart flutterrrrrrrss. Continuing to stroke ted's hair, like a dorkk. gayboygayboy.

Ted sighs happily, “You’re so cute, ‘m gonna eat you up.” And he just stays there completely still he is lying he is not going to commit cannibalism at this moment

Bill blushes, holding him close and cozy. "Awwh, good boyyy. Want me to take my shirt off again? Pfff." Petting Ted's haiir againn. Try not to cannibalize your boyfriend challenge

Ted’s face turns red, hiding it in the crook of Bill’s neck. THEYRE SO GAY!!!!!

“Maybe..” You aren’t slick buddy i know what you are

Bill chuckles softly, casuually tossing his shirt off and letting Ted rest at his neck. "You're cute..."

“You’re cuter.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek, before resting his head back on Bill’s shoulder.

"Naahh, you're much cuter." Bill smiles, softly stroking Ted's hair with one hand, holding him close with the other. "Seeingg you go bright red alll because of me is damn adorable.."

Ted sighs happily, practically melting.

He chuckles, “Mm.. I could say the same thing to you.”

"Oh coulldd you now..?" Bill raises an eyebrow, smirking softly. So he decides to carefully guide Ted's chin to get him looking, whispering softly. "Look at mee.~"

The bastard blushes, smiling. “Hi handsome.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips.

Billl flusters instantly. "I- uhh, i, youuuu... aww dammiiit, i was tryinng to fluster youu!!" Dooork. He kisses back softly, alll nice and close.

Ted laughs, “I wasn’t even trying! You’re so cute.” He kisses Bill’s lips again, then his cheek, then his jaw. “I love you so much.”

He tilts his head back a liittle, smiling softly. "Mm.. Shhshhush,, it's not my fault you're so damn handsome, Teddy!" GAAAYYYBOY. Bill savours each kiss, loving all the adoration from his boyfriend.

The bastard’s face goes red at the nickname as he rolls his eyes playfully. “Ohh, you’re just as handsome, my darling.” He kisses Bill for the millionth time.

"Hmmmmmh? If youu say so, hotstuff!!" He comfortably nuzzles his head to the crook of his neck, laying there happily...

“Mmhm!” Ted smiles, patting Bill’s back gently. They’re so in love im going to EXPLODE!!!!

He chuckles, comfortably curling up all leaned against him. "Cozyyy... Holdd meee,,," Bill you gay ass motherfucker!!

Ted leans back, bringing Bill with him. “I am holding you, sunshine.” He chuckles, rubbing circles on his back.

Bill clingsss. "Hmhmhgh...goood, I like being heldd...."

“God, you’re adorable.” He lays his head down onto a pillow happily.

"Youu aree.." He chuckles, yanking a blanket over the twoo. "I love you more than anything...."

He hums, “I love you more than anything.” He giggles to himself.

"Oh youu sapp.." Bill smiles, nuzzling Ted softly!

“I can’t help it! You’re just so pretty, and caring, and thoughtful, and I love you sooo much!!” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GOING TO TURN THEM INTO A SMOOTHIE

"Pf--pffhh, oh you..." Bill sneaks a kiss to his cheek, thenn comfortably nuzzling his cheek to his. Dork. "I love you so muuch I'm so glad we don't have work todayy.."

Ted leans into the touch, “I love you so much more, sunshine.” He traces shapes onto Bill’s skin.

He lets him, doing his best to stay awake in the comfort of his arms. "Mmmmmmmmm......"

“You’re so gorgeous. I just love you soo much.” THEYRE SO SWEET

"Mmm gettin a little sleepy.." grown ass man

He curlls up in his arms comfily!!

“Hm? You can sleep if you need, doll.” He pats Bill’s back softly.

Bill eventually falls asleep on Ted, curled up alll nice and cozy, Probably only getting up again when either of them get hungry. "Mmmhmhpfhfhf...."

Ted ends up falling asleep shortly after his lover. THEYRE SO CUTE!!!!! EXPLODES INTO CONFETTI!!!!

Bill snores away, head on Ted's chest. FUCKING EXPLODES!!!!

After an hour or so, the bastard wakes up. He positions his head so he can see Bill better. He smiles, admiring him.

Bill's snoring away comfortably.. He's peaceful... laying on Ted, not having moved too much. He mumbles in his slumber, "i love ted so much.. mmimimi... mmmmmmm.."

Ted chuckles softly, gently putting his hand on Bill’s back again. “God, you’re so cute.” He whispers.

He leans to the crook of his neck, stiill fast asleep. So, so peaceful.. "Mmmhhh...." Bill cliings to Ted, mumbling softly. Ted makes a nice pillow...

Ted lays his head back down, trying to make it more comfortable for Bill. “I love you so much.” He mumbles.

"Mmhfhh.... i wanna marry you so bad...." Snooriing, slowly waking up a little, still on Ted like a blanket.

He blushes, chuckling softly. “Gonna save up ‘n get you a pretty ring.” He whispers.

"Mmmhhh? Morrniinggg hubbb- hun....."

“G’morning, pretty boy.” He smiles, lifting his head back up.

"Mmh.. prettyboy? Morning songbird..."

“Mmhm, so pretty.” He smiles, “How’d you sleep, doll?”

"Mmm....comfy..." Bill clings, "You're likee... a pillloww..."

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, “Is that so?” He uses his arm to prop himself up better. “You’re so cute.”

"Woaahh..... handsome...." He's so comfy!!!!! Cozy!! Thriving!

He chuckles. “I could say the same thing about you, dollface.”

Cupping Ted's face, pressing their foreheads together. "Mm.."

He smiles wider, this time with his teeth. “God, you’re so cute. I love you so much.”

"Mmfmffhhhffffhfhf...." Bill's stiill sleepy, clinging nice and close to Ted..

He places a quick kiss to Bill’s lips, before touching their foreheads together again. “My handsome man..”

"Mmm.. I don' wannaa movee.."

Ted chuckles softly, “You don’t have to, you can stay riiight here.”

Bill nuzzles into the crook of his neck, makiin soft little sounds as he gets himself cozy. "Goood... I love youuu..'

“I love you more!” Ted traces shapes on Bill’s back gently, humming some sort of song to himself.

"I lovee youu so muchhhhhhhh.." Bill comfortably leans into every little touch.. daww.

“I love you so much moooore!” He pokes Bill’s back a few times. “You’re so pretty!!”

"D'aww, pff, wait til ya see me in a dresss." Bill chuckles, gigglin' a bit more from the touch!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? You’re cute.” SQUISHES THEM!!!!!

"Mmmm, probably gonna burrn your pretty damn hot face off by accident.." Bill winks, stiill clinging nicely to him, playfully running a finger down the middle of Ted's chest.

The bastard blushes, giggling once again, “Is that so? I’ll believe when I see it.” THESE DORKS!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!

Bill smiles, cupping Ted's face with his hands and kissing the corner of his mouth. "So, so cute...." He chuckles, "I'll tryyy not to freak you out on our first date.."

“Mm, I don’t think you freaking me out is possible.” He smiles, kissing Bill’s lips.

"Oh reaally.." He chuckles softly, kissing back and playfully resting his hands on Ted's chest.

“Mmhm. Really.” He softly pokes Bill’s cheek.

"Mm, I'll tryyy figuring out what to wear, then.."

Ted chuckles, “You have fun with that.” He kisses Bill’s lips softly. AUGH THEYRE SO CUTE

Bull blushes, sweetly running his fingers through Ted's hair. "Mm tooo cozy to get up."

If Ted were a cat, he’d be purring. “You don’t have to get up, just stay right here with me.” He softly kisses Bill’s cheek.

"mmmm... Sounds wonderful,hon.."

Bill leans into the kiss, niiice and comfy, kissing back!

He chuckles softly, beginning to rub circles on Bill’s back. “I love you.” He’s said that like a million times

"I know..." He smiles, leaning into Ted's touch. "Aat some poiint one of us has to go make breakfasttt."

“I can if you’d like?” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. THESE GAYS. I LOVE THEM

"Pleaaase?" Fluttering his eyelashesss. He cliings onto him, mumbling softly as he presses tiny kisses down Ted's neck.

Ted blushes, chuckling a bit. “How can I say no to that pretty face? Alright, let me get up ‘n I’ll make you whatever you want.”

"Mmm... waffless.. ooh,, wouldd it be too much to ask for some of that salted caramel icecream to be added ontop?"

He places a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, lightly caressing his cheek. “Not too much at all, my dear.”

Bill leans into Ted's hand, closing his eyes and smiling into his touch. "Mmmgg... Goooddd.. cause it tastes really nicee.."

“You taste really nice.” COOORRRNNYYY!!!!!!👎👎👎 i say as i made him say that… ok anyway

“Alrighty, let’s get up and make you some waffles, hm?”

Bill short circuits and blushes wildly at the first sentence. "I whhuuh--!? Ted! J-jesus..."

He nods in embarrassment and pulls himself off of his boyfriend carefullly, hopping off the bed and putting on some bunny slippers.

Ted laughs, “Your reactions make me wanna see how far I can go with this.” GAYASS

He slides off the bed, lacing their hands together and guiding him to the kitchen. I’m also not going to be typing the entire waffle making thing out. Sorry if you needed a tutorial on how to make waffles

Ted cuts Bill’s waffle into small pieces cause he’s gay and shit

Bill's stiill blushin. "J-jesus Ted!"

He sits down, having gently placed a fleece blanket over his shoulders. Bill lovingly watches Ted.

Once done, he places a soft kiss to Bill’s forehead before sitting down. “There y’ go, my prince.” He smiles, beginning to cut his own waffles.

Bill blushes, kissing Ted on the cheek then gettin to munchingg!! "Awh, you're so sweeeet..." Om nom nomm.. mmm yummy!!!

He chuckles, “I love you so much.” Mmm waffles. That’s it, that’s my commentary

"I love you so much moreeeee." Pffbfbftpfptjrt. Yummy 😋😋😋🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

All he does is smile lovingly. “God, you’re adorable.” THEYRE SO CUTE AUGH

"I knoooooow!" Bill wipes his mouth with a napkin once he's finished his food, theen jumps riight onto Ted to smooch him sweetly.

He giggles, wiping his hands and face with a napkin, before kissing him back. “You’re so pretty.”

"Pfffftt.. A-Aawww.... Really?" He chuckles softly, casually straddling his boyfriend.

Ted nods, “Mmhm! You’re so pretty. Prettiest man I’ve ever seen.. other than myself.” He jokes, giggling to himself a bit, before kissing Bill’s cheek

"Mmm.. I like that..." Bill blushes softly, nuzzling into him. He casually nuzzles into the crook of Ted's neck, wrapping his legs around him. GAYYY

Ted chuckles softly, “Good, good.” He begins to rub circles on Bill’s back.

"Goddd I love you more than anythingg." Bill stretchhess, Now cuddling into his boyfriend's chest. DORK.

“I love you more than anything.” He kisses the top of his lovers head. THEYRE SO GAY

"Oh psshhh stop it youuu... don't you dareee stop, actually-" GAYASS.

He laughs, “I wasn’t planning on it, don’t you worry your pretty little head.” He squeezes Bill gently.

"Hmph, Good boyy." He's cozyy. He's thrivingg. He's gay as hell!! "I'm colddddd."

He blushes, face turning red. “M- Mhm.”

“We can go back into the bedroom? Blankets can fix that.”

"Carry meee loverboyyy,,," GAYYY

He nods with smile, swiftly picking both Bill and himself up, walking to the bedroom, and gently placing Bill onto the bed, before covering him in a blanket and sitting next to him.

"Wooah--" ..Flustered from being carried.

Bill then cozily wraps the blanket around himself, yanking Ted closer. "cmereee, I need youu."

Ted inches closer, “Oh, you need me, hmm?” Ted stop being gay I’m gonna spritz you with water

"T-Ted!" Bill whiines and covers his face in embarassment. "Gett your mind outta the gutter--- Cmereeeeeeee!!"

Ted laughs, covering Bill’s neck in kisses. “Do you know how hard that is for me? .. hah, hard.” Giggling a little bit

"Hmmmphh, youu..!" Bill chuckles, Happily accepting every little kiss at his neck.

He moves onto Bill’s face, kissing at it a few times before stopping all together. “You’re so cute!”

"S-says the guy that cant help but kiss meee." He blushes, leaning into Every little kiss

He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it lightly. “I can’t help it, you’re just so kissable!”

"Kisss meeeee!!!"

“Anything for you, my darling.” He chuckles softly, gently placing a few kisses to Bill’s lips.

"Quiite the casanova as always, my lovee."

He touches their foreheads together, lacing their hands together. “I love you so much.”

"I love youu moreeee~!" Bill chuckles, his face warm as hell! "Godd you're so cute, Ted.."

He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips, “I think you’re cute, too.”

"You're cuterrrr."

He giggles, blushing. “Whatever you say, sunshine.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

"Mmm,, goood." Bill smiles, lightly rubbing Ted's hand with his thumb. Gayboooy. He's so damn lovable. "I can't help but imagine our wedding in my head, isnt that silly..'

Ted uses his free hand to cup Bill’s face, kissing it all over. “That’s not silly at all, that’s just adorable. You’re adorable, and I love you so much.”

"Mm..." Bill blushes, allowing every little affection. "You're just so,!!,! Uuggh,,, And we haven't even beeen on a proper date yet have we, pffftt???"

“That’s true.. maybe we should fix that sometime, hm?” He smiles, continuing to pepper Bill’s face in kisses.

"Absoluutely..." Bill blushes, making sure Ted reached every kissable part of his face. "Hmmm... oh my, I'll need to figure out what to wear!"

Ted nods, nuzzling their foreheads together, before leaving Bill’s face alone completely. For now. “I’m sure you’ll look handsome, my darling.” He smiles.

Bill chuckles, looking longingly at his lover. "Yeah?"

“Mmhm. I’m positive that whatever you’d wear you’d look amazing.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently

"Awww, gee.." Bill squeezes back, hearts in his eyes. Godd he loves him so much.. "What're we doing again?"

“Well.. we were watching Mamma Mia before we fell back asleep.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Ohhh riight, pff.." He smiles softly, sighing lovingly. "Goodness I love ya more than anythin..."

“I love you more than anything!” He smiles back, looking at him with pure love in his eyes. “You’re so gorgeous.”

Bill chuckles, holding Ted's face. "I'll tryyy not t' look too gorgeous for our first date, pff.."

Ted chuckles softly, leaning into his touch. “Oh yeah? Well, I guess I’ll do the same then.” He winks, giggling at himself.

Bill smiles, pressing a gentle but passionate kiss to Ted's lips. "God DAMN you're cute.."

Ted happily kisses back, blushing. “Y- You’re cuter!” He smiles.

"Says youu, love.." Kisssss!! Kiss!

Make ou/j

He chuckles, kissing back. “I love you!” THEYRE SO ADORABLE

"Pffjfjfj, we can't stop kissin eachother can we, eh?"

He snorts, giggling. “We really can’t. I think that’s cute.”

"Yeaahh, Cmeree hotstuff." Bill laughs, thenn pulling Ted closer once again with a soft smirk.

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s lips. “You just want me as close as possible, huh?”

"Course I wantcha." Bill chuckles, kissing back and wrapping his arms over his shoulders.

“Well, good thing I want you too, hm?” He smiles with his teeth.

Bill's face goes BRIGHT RED. "I- wha.. You-- whu- woa!??"

He laughs, head falling down. “Is this news to you, or something?” He looks back at Bill with a smirk.

Bill squeaks, covering his face! "N-no, It's jus- the- the way ya said it flustered meeee?!? Daammnit.."

Ted places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “Yeaah.. you’re lucky I didn’t say it in a different way.” He chuckles.

"Y-you-- wha!?" Poor Bill 😭😭😭

He giggles, “God, you are just so easy to fluster, it’s so fun!”

"N-nooo!"

“Mmhm! You are! It’s super cute.” He places another soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Mmhhhfff." He kisses back, holding onto him in pretend annoyance. Pf.

He chuckles, “You’re just the cutest!”

Bill Hmphs, rolling over into Ted's arms.

He chuckles again, gently squeezing Bill. “What? Don’t wanna talk to me anymore?”

Bill pouuts at him, quickly nuzzling into the slightly taller man's chest. "Shhhhhushhh loverboy..."

Ted smiles, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s head. “Ohh, that’s nearly impossible for me.”

"Howw do I get ya to thennn, hmm? My lips?? Tongue?" Bill jokes, running a finger up and down the middle of Ted's chest playfully.

Immediately, his face goes red. “Umm.. haahah, maybe?” Gayass

He leans forward, hands on either side of his lover. "Hmmmm? What did I say?"

He nervously avoids eye contact, face still red. “Um.. Y- You asked how to shut me up.”

"W-whoopsiee." Hand on Ted's chin, his thumb brushing against Ted's lower lip..

He rolls his eyes playfully, looking back at Bill. “‘Whoopsie’? That’s a cute word for someone who just offered to shut me up with his tongue.” He chuckles.

Bill laughs, Stilll holding Ted's face carefully. "Juuust an offer sweetheaart."

“Yeah?” He smiles, touching their foreheads together.

"Mmhmm!" Bill laughs, laying cozily on him like a blanket.

He gently squeezes Bill, “You’re cute.”

Bill blushes, resting his arms. "I know...."

“Good. I’m glad you know.” He squeezes Bill gently once more.

"What time is it honn?"

He placed a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek, before adjusting to check his phone. “Uhh.. thirty minutes past two.” I hate when people do that but I think he’d do that cause he’s annoying. Heart emoji

Bill chuckles, playfully running a finger up Ted's chest. "Wanna do anythin today then?"

He smiles, blushing slightly. “I don’t really have anything in mind.. Whatever you wanna do, I’m cool with.”

Bill blushed, placing a hand on Ted's cheek gently. "Well I don't have any idea either, love, I'm jus' boreddd and I like doin things with you."

He leans into the touch, “Hm.. well, I could head home real quick to change, ‘nd come back to take you on a little date?”

Bill nods, eeven more blushy.

"Oh?"

"How could I say no to that? I gotta change toooo, pff." He smiles softly, carefully moving off of his lover so he can get up.

He nods, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “I’m gonna take a shower too, but I’ll be fast, I promise. Text me once you’re ready, pretty boy.” And with that, he gets up and leaves.

Bill nods, then going to get himself ready once Ted's left..

Once home, the bastard showers, and changes into fresh clothes; A pink and white button up shirt, and some blue jeans.

Bill takes some time to get dressed, finally deciding on a white polo shirt with a navy blazer over the top, and a simple pair of pants the same color. He texts him once he's ready- of course adding a little heart at the end!

Ted smiles at the text, replying with a heart.

He drives back, knocking on Bill’s door.

Bill opens the door, blushing like an idiot. "Hi, handsome.."

Ted smiles back, “Hiya, doll.” He places a quick soft kiss to his cheek. “Ready to go? I was thinking we could take a drive and see where we end up. Or is there something you wanted to do in specific?”

"Doll? Pfff,, oh you!" Bill chuckles softly, nodding as he walks out the door, taking Ted's hand. "Of course- hmm... Yeah, I don't mind! That sounds nice, hon."

He gently squeezes his hand, before softly kissing it. “Alrighty!” He smiles, leading his lover to the car, opening the passenger seat door for him, before getting into the car himself.

Bill blushes like an idiot, getting into the passenger seat, doiing his seatbelt, then looking to Ted with hearts in his eyes.

Ted looks back at him with a smile, “You’re so handsome, you know that?” He chuckles softly to himself, before putting his seatbelt on, and putting the keys in.

"I- uh, I think I know?... It does feel alot better to hear you say i am.."

Ted glances at his lover with a smile, “Well, get used to it. Because you’re very handsome, and I want you knowing that.”

"Awhh.. of course.." Bill chuckles, heart warming up just from the look of Ted. "Riight now ya gotta focus on drivingg, ya said we could take a drive n see where it takes us?"

He nods, “‘f course! Unless there’s somewhere you wanted to go? If not, I’ll just.. drive around, like I said.” He smiles.

"Well,, I don' really have any idea in mind.." Bill chuckles, carefully holding on to his seatbelt through the ride.

He nods again, “That’s okay, sunshine.” Alright now I gotta think about where they end up this is gonna take all my brain cells

there there oomfie...

Bill watches outside the window, looking out for any signs.

Ted stops at a park with a duck pond. That’s it. That’s where they end up. It took me four hours to think of. I am so sorry

Bill looks outside, smiling softly. "Hmm.. this looks nice?"

He nods, mostly to himself. “I thought you’d like watching the ducks. If not, we could do something else?”

Bill smiles. "Sure love, c'monn." He gently squeezes Ted's hand, his thumb rubbing his palm.

He smiles back. “Alright.” He gets out of the car, quickly going around to the passenger side, and opening the door for his partner.

Bill presses a kiss to his cheek playfully. "Quiite the gentleman, huh?" He gently takes his arm as he closes the door.

He smiles, blushing. “Only for you, darling.”

Ted takes Bill’s hand gently, walking over to a bench near the pond.

He rests his head on Ted's shoulder once they sit down, closing his eyes for a moment. "This is nice..."

He puts a loving hand on Bill’s thigh, “Mmhm. I love you.”

Bill blushes, leaning on him. "God if I couuld kiss all over you I woullddddddd,, you're the best.."

“God, you are so cute” He chuckles softly.

"Says youu, loverboy." Bill playfully puts a hand under Ted's chin without lookin at him, casuallly focusing his eyes on the pond.

Ted blushes, playfully rolling his eyes. “I love you.”

"You do, huhh? Ohh I know thatt." Bill chuckles, Playfully leaning into him.

“I’m glad you know.” He smiles, tapping his fingers on Bill’s thigh.

He relaxes into his touch!!

Ted can’t help but keep smiling. He looks at the pond, spectating the ducks doing their thing.

"Back in spring, There was this one time I saw a bunch of little baby swans- They're called uh.. cygnets, yeah? They're all grey and fluffy! Like- like a little chinchilla, but if it was a lil ducklin."

He laughs, “Cygnets? Wow. That is a really weird name. I’m gonna start calling Pete that, just to fuck with him.. Anyway, that’s pretty cute. I love baby animals.” Me too!!!

"Ppfpfft, Oh you're ridiciulous!"

Bill chuckles playfully, casually leaning so his back is against Ted's legs. "Welll I've got a cat at home- Alice's takin care of the lil fella at the moment. He's cute, purrs really loud n' all."

He chuckles. “I’ve probably called him weirder things.”

“Awe! That’s adorable! I love cats.” ME TOO!!! CATS ARE SO CUTE!!!!! I am allergic though😔

He smiles, cupping Ted's face in his hands. "Yeah!! I think I named the little fella sky? After that guy from mamma mia, yeah!" Bill's thrivinggggg!!

Ted smiles, looking down at his lover. There are basically hearts in his eyes. “Awe, that’s so cute. You’re so cute.. And a little predictable.” He chuckles softly, playfully winking at Bill.

He blushes, "You're ridiculousss.."

"I'm cozy-- Ouhhh I shoulda brought a blanket- or a jacket, but I uhh, in my defense I keep forgetting about that even though I get cold easy!"

He chuckles. “You love it.”

“I might have a jacket or something in my car?? I could go check if you want, darling?”

"Pleaaaase?"

Batting his eyelashes, noot wanting to sit upright.

Ted chuckles, nodding. “Will do, sweet thing.” He carefully moves Bill, and then walks back over to the car, searching for a jacket.

After a minute or so, he comes back with a jacket in hand, wrapping it around his partner. “There you go! All better?”

Bill holds onto it to keep it around him, practically purring. "Mmmm.... better...." Bill waits for Ted to sit down before he can gently lay down on him. Pfff. "Cmereeeee."

Ted playfully rolls his eyes, sitting next to his lover. “I’m here, I’m here.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Good boy,," He chuckles, laying his back down on Ted's lap. "Comfyy,,,"

Ted’s face goes red, instinctively covering his smile with the back of his hand. “I love you.”

"Awhhh, I love you tooo, knuckleheadd." Bill gently brings Ted's hand to his lips, kissing him on the palm.

He smiles, face still slightly red. He gently laces their hands together, “You’re so cute.”

"Oh I knoww." He chuckles, holding Ted's hands happily. "Mm toasty,,,"

Ted chuckles softly, pure love in his eyes. “I know I sound like a broken record, but god, I love you so much.”

Bill carefully sits up on Ted's lap, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips as he playfully smirks. "Oh I know you doo, loverboyyy."

He happily kisses back with a smile, giggling a bit. “I’m glad you do.”

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm." Bill chuckles and cups Ted's face!! "You're kinda cuuuteee."

He chuckles, “Oh yeah? Well, I could say the same about you, doll.”

Hand on Ted's chin. Bill you Freak!!!

"Coulldd you?"

He giggles, nodding a bit. “Mmhm. You’re just adorable.”

Bill chuckles, still holding Ted's chin. "Okayy, loverboy." He kisses him gently, then returns to watching the ducks.

Ted happily kisses back, chuckling a bit. “Mmhm.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

Bill squeezes his, smiling like an idiot. "Heyy darlinnnng,,,"

“Hi, handsome. What’s up?” He lightly caresses the back of Bill’s hand.

"Youuuu, probably??" Wrapping his arms around Ted- DORKS!!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? Is that so?” He winks playfully, kissing Bill’s cheek.

"Oh you-- pf- you..!" Bill chuckles and moves to gentlyy bite his lover's lip just because he can. He's silly like that !!!

He smiles, blushing. “You’re so cute!“ I’m going to throw a bomb at him

"Sayss the guy who blushes whenever I do anythin'." He smirks mischieviously, playfully holding on as if he's about to fall off the bench.

He giggles, “Oh, hush.”

Bill blushes and lays back down, back against Ted's legs. "Mmm cozy."

He chuckles softly, gently caressing Bill’s cheek. “Oh yeah? That’s good, ‘m glad.”

He leans up to press a kiss to Ted's lips, smiling into it softly. "Goddamn I love you- youu hungry?"

Ted happily kisses back, giggling. “I love you too, sunshine. Aaand.. not really, but if you are, we can get food.” He smiles.

"A little... Hmm,, Not sure what I fancy, I just.. like being with you."

He chuckles, still smiling. “You’re cute. And that’s alright, just let me know when you figure out what you’d like, my darling.”

Bill blushes, cupping Ted's face. "Is there a cafe nearby, sweetheart?"

He looks off to the ducks, chewing on the inside of his cheek. “I.. think so??” He looks back at his lover with a smile, “I’d check, but that include me getting up to take my phone out, ‘nd I’m not sure if I wanna get up.. you’re just so sweet.”

"Mmm?" Bill laughs, still carefully holding onto him. "Aw... Ted, you flatter me.."

"Want me to check? I'm sure there's at least one cafe a walk away?"

He chuckles, still smiling fondly at him.

“Sure, sweet thing, sounds good.”

"C'mon, Ted." Bill smiles, carefully getting himself to sit up. "Ahh fuck my back."

He gently rubs Bill’s back, kissing his cheek. “Be careful, darling!”

Bill carefully gets himself up, holding onto Ted for support. "owww fuck. Thank youuu."

"Hm should we just walk about until we find it?"

Ted chuckles fondly, getting up and taking his phone out, checking for any texts from Pete.

“Sure, sunshine.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

He gently grabs Ted's hand, picking a direction and starting to walk. "..hopefully i picked the right way!"

Once again, he chuckles fondly, following Bill close behind. “I’m sure you did.”

Bill squeezes Ted's hand!! "Thanks for the jacket,,, by the way!"

He nods, gently squeezing Bill’s hand back. “Of course, my dear. Anything for you.”

"Heheee,,"

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“So I’ve been told.” He chuckles, gently placing his hands on Bill’s waist.

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He squeaks from the touch, allowing it.. dork. "Mmm, I've heard a lot of that talk about youu, handsome."

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He hums, placing a few kisses on Bill’s face. “‘m sure you have.” Ted winks. Someone get this guy. Just take him. Get him away. Slash silly

He blushes, accepting each kiss, feeling comfy at the touch around his waist. "Pff.. wow, I really like being held..!"

“That’s a plus for me, I like holding you.” The bastard smiles, kissing his face aaaaall over. Gayass

"pfpfpfpfpft." He leaans his head a little, overall thriving in the closeness. "Hahh.. god, you're soo damn charming.."

“You’re so gorgeous, you know that?” He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it.

"Mmmm..." Billl leans his face into it, cupping Ted's hand with his. "Maay need a little convincing.."

He sighs, rolling his eyes playfully. “Oh, I’m sure you do.”

Ted cups Bill’s face in his hands, beginning to kiss it all over, not leaving any part of Bill’s face untouched. He slowly moves to Bill’s neck, and anywhere else he could reach.

Bill purrrs cozily, accepting every affection. "Awhh now my waist feels cold, not faiirrrr hotstufff!"

Ted giggles, “Maybe if you stand on your knees I’ll be able to kiss your waist, too.” GAY!!!!!!

"Hmmm? okaayy, loverboyy! Gimmeeeeeeee."

Ted lays down a bit, gently positioning Bill so he’s standing on his knees. The bastard starts kissing Bill’s stomach, then moves to his waist, moving down slightly so he can kiss him easier. This gayass makes me angry. He’s too gay. I don’t like it. Slash joke

Bill blushes wiildly at every kiss, letting him do so, moving a little bit to help. "pffhfpfpffh,, awh you..." HE'S SO KISSABLE.... ted's gonna eat that poor man up i swear

He giggles, sitting back up. “You believe me now?” I’m gonna squish them

"Mmhmhmhmhmh, I jus' like bein loved on." He stretchess, pullling Ted over gently.

Ted chuckles softly, “Well, it’s a good thing I can’t help but kiss you all over.” He wraps his arms around his lover, resting his head on Bill’s shoulder.

Bill smiles, stroking Ted's hair softly. "I'm just that irresistible, ehhhh?"

He nods, “Mmhm. You really are.” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA THROW THEM

"G-gee huh..." His heart flutterrrrrrrss. Continuing to stroke ted's hair, like a dorkk. gayboygayboy.

Ted sighs happily, “You’re so cute, ‘m gonna eat you up.” And he just stays there completely still he is lying he is not going to commit cannibalism at this moment

Bill blushes, holding him close and cozy. "Awwh, good boyyy. Want me to take my shirt off again? Pfff." Petting Ted's haiir againn. Try not to cannibalize your boyfriend challenge

Ted’s face turns red, hiding it in the crook of Bill’s neck. THEYRE SO GAY!!!!!

“Maybe..” You aren’t slick buddy i know what you are

Bill chuckles softly, casuually tossing his shirt off and letting Ted rest at his neck. "You're cute..."

“You’re cuter.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek, before resting his head back on Bill’s shoulder.

"Naahh, you're much cuter." Bill smiles, softly stroking Ted's hair with one hand, holding him close with the other. "Seeingg you go bright red alll because of me is damn adorable.."

Ted sighs happily, practically melting.

He chuckles, “Mm.. I could say the same thing to you.”

"Oh coulldd you now..?" Bill raises an eyebrow, smirking softly. So he decides to carefully guide Ted's chin to get him looking, whispering softly. "Look at mee.~"

The bastard blushes, smiling. “Hi handsome.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips.

Billl flusters instantly. "I- uhh, i, youuuu... aww dammiiit, i was tryinng to fluster youu!!" Dooork. He kisses back softly, alll nice and close.

Ted laughs, “I wasn’t even trying! You’re so cute.” He kisses Bill’s lips again, then his cheek, then his jaw. “I love you so much.”

He tilts his head back a liittle, smiling softly. "Mm.. Shhshhush,, it's not my fault you're so damn handsome, Teddy!" GAAAYYYBOY. Bill savours each kiss, loving all the adoration from his boyfriend.

The bastard’s face goes red at the nickname as he rolls his eyes playfully. “Ohh, you’re just as handsome, my darling.” He kisses Bill for the millionth time.

"Hmmmmmh? If youu say so, hotstuff!!" He comfortably nuzzles his head to the crook of his neck, laying there happily...

“Mmhm!” Ted smiles, patting Bill’s back gently. They’re so in love im going to EXPLODE!!!!

He chuckles, comfortably curling up all leaned against him. "Cozyyy... Holdd meee,,," Bill you gay ass motherfucker!!

Ted leans back, bringing Bill with him. “I am holding you, sunshine.” He chuckles, rubbing circles on his back.

Bill clingsss. "Hmhmhgh...goood, I like being heldd...."

“God, you’re adorable.” He lays his head down onto a pillow happily.

"Youu aree.." He chuckles, yanking a blanket over the twoo. "I love you more than anything...."

He hums, “I love you more than anything.” He giggles to himself.

"Oh youu sapp.." Bill smiles, nuzzling Ted softly!

“I can’t help it! You’re just so pretty, and caring, and thoughtful, and I love you sooo much!!” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GOING TO TURN THEM INTO A SMOOTHIE

"Pf--pffhh, oh you..." Bill sneaks a kiss to his cheek, thenn comfortably nuzzling his cheek to his. Dork. "I love you so muuch I'm so glad we don't have work todayy.."

Ted leans into the touch, “I love you so much more, sunshine.” He traces shapes onto Bill’s skin.

He lets him, doing his best to stay awake in the comfort of his arms. "Mmmmmmmmm......"

“You’re so gorgeous. I just love you soo much.” THEYRE SO SWEET

"Mmm gettin a little sleepy.." grown ass man

He curlls up in his arms comfily!!

“Hm? You can sleep if you need, doll.” He pats Bill’s back softly.

Bill eventually falls asleep on Ted, curled up alll nice and cozy, Probably only getting up again when either of them get hungry. "Mmmhmhpfhfhf...."

Ted ends up falling asleep shortly after his lover. THEYRE SO CUTE!!!!! EXPLODES INTO CONFETTI!!!!

Bill snores away, head on Ted's chest. FUCKING EXPLODES!!!!

After an hour or so, the bastard wakes up. He positions his head so he can see Bill better. He smiles, admiring him.

Bill's snoring away comfortably.. He's peaceful... laying on Ted, not having moved too much. He mumbles in his slumber, "i love ted so much.. mmimimi... mmmmmmm.."

Ted chuckles softly, gently putting his hand on Bill’s back again. “God, you’re so cute.” He whispers.

He leans to the crook of his neck, stiill fast asleep. So, so peaceful.. "Mmmhhh...." Bill cliings to Ted, mumbling softly. Ted makes a nice pillow...

Ted lays his head back down, trying to make it more comfortable for Bill. “I love you so much.” He mumbles.

"Mmhfhh.... i wanna marry you so bad...." Snooriing, slowly waking up a little, still on Ted like a blanket.

He blushes, chuckling softly. “Gonna save up ‘n get you a pretty ring.” He whispers.

"Mmmhhh? Morrniinggg hubbb- hun....."

“G’morning, pretty boy.” He smiles, lifting his head back up.

"Mmh.. prettyboy? Morning songbird..."

“Mmhm, so pretty.” He smiles, “How’d you sleep, doll?”

"Mmm....comfy..." Bill clings, "You're likee... a pillloww..."

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, “Is that so?” He uses his arm to prop himself up better. “You’re so cute.”

"Woaahh..... handsome...." He's so comfy!!!!! Cozy!! Thriving!

He chuckles. “I could say the same thing about you, dollface.”

Cupping Ted's face, pressing their foreheads together. "Mm.."

He smiles wider, this time with his teeth. “God, you’re so cute. I love you so much.”

"Mmfmffhhhffffhfhf...." Bill's stiill sleepy, clinging nice and close to Ted..

He places a quick kiss to Bill’s lips, before touching their foreheads together again. “My handsome man..”

"Mmm.. I don' wannaa movee.."

Ted chuckles softly, “You don’t have to, you can stay riiight here.”

Bill nuzzles into the crook of his neck, makiin soft little sounds as he gets himself cozy. "Goood... I love youuu..'

“I love you more!” Ted traces shapes on Bill’s back gently, humming some sort of song to himself.

"I lovee youu so muchhhhhhhh.." Bill comfortably leans into every little touch.. daww.

“I love you so much moooore!” He pokes Bill’s back a few times. “You’re so pretty!!”

"D'aww, pff, wait til ya see me in a dresss." Bill chuckles, gigglin' a bit more from the touch!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? You’re cute.” SQUISHES THEM!!!!!

"Mmmm, probably gonna burrn your pretty damn hot face off by accident.." Bill winks, stiill clinging nicely to him, playfully running a finger down the middle of Ted's chest.

The bastard blushes, giggling once again, “Is that so? I’ll believe when I see it.” THESE DORKS!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!

Bill smiles, cupping Ted's face with his hands and kissing the corner of his mouth. "So, so cute...." He chuckles, "I'll tryyy not to freak you out on our first date.."

“Mm, I don’t think you freaking me out is possible.” He smiles, kissing Bill’s lips.

"Oh reaally.." He chuckles softly, kissing back and playfully resting his hands on Ted's chest.

“Mmhm. Really.” He softly pokes Bill’s cheek.

"Mm, I'll tryyy figuring out what to wear, then.."

Ted chuckles, “You have fun with that.” He kisses Bill’s lips softly. AUGH THEYRE SO CUTE

Bull blushes, sweetly running his fingers through Ted's hair. "Mm tooo cozy to get up."

If Ted were a cat, he’d be purring. “You don’t have to get up, just stay right here with me.” He softly kisses Bill’s cheek.

"mmmm... Sounds wonderful,hon.."

Bill leans into the kiss, niiice and comfy, kissing back!

He chuckles softly, beginning to rub circles on Bill’s back. “I love you.” He’s said that like a million times

"I know..." He smiles, leaning into Ted's touch. "Aat some poiint one of us has to go make breakfasttt."

“I can if you’d like?” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. THESE GAYS. I LOVE THEM

"Pleaaase?" Fluttering his eyelashesss. He cliings onto him, mumbling softly as he presses tiny kisses down Ted's neck.

Ted blushes, chuckling a bit. “How can I say no to that pretty face? Alright, let me get up ‘n I’ll make you whatever you want.”

"Mmm... waffless.. ooh,, wouldd it be too much to ask for some of that salted caramel icecream to be added ontop?"

He places a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, lightly caressing his cheek. “Not too much at all, my dear.”

Bill leans into Ted's hand, closing his eyes and smiling into his touch. "Mmmgg... Goooddd.. cause it tastes really nicee.."

“You taste really nice.” COOORRRNNYYY!!!!!!👎👎👎 i say as i made him say that… ok anyway

“Alrighty, let’s get up and make you some waffles, hm?”

Bill short circuits and blushes wildly at the first sentence. "I whhuuh--!? Ted! J-jesus..."

He nods in embarrassment and pulls himself off of his boyfriend carefullly, hopping off the bed and putting on some bunny slippers.

Ted laughs, “Your reactions make me wanna see how far I can go with this.” GAYASS

He slides off the bed, lacing their hands together and guiding him to the kitchen. I’m also not going to be typing the entire waffle making thing out. Sorry if you needed a tutorial on how to make waffles

Ted cuts Bill’s waffle into small pieces cause he’s gay and shit

Bill's stiill blushin. "J-jesus Ted!"

He sits down, having gently placed a fleece blanket over his shoulders. Bill lovingly watches Ted.

Once done, he places a soft kiss to Bill’s forehead before sitting down. “There y’ go, my prince.” He smiles, beginning to cut his own waffles.

Bill blushes, kissing Ted on the cheek then gettin to munchingg!! "Awh, you're so sweeeet..." Om nom nomm.. mmm yummy!!!

He chuckles, “I love you so much.” Mmm waffles. That’s it, that’s my commentary

"I love you so much moreeeee." Pffbfbftpfptjrt. Yummy 😋😋😋🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

All he does is smile lovingly. “God, you’re adorable.” THEYRE SO CUTE AUGH

"I knoooooow!" Bill wipes his mouth with a napkin once he's finished his food, theen jumps riight onto Ted to smooch him sweetly.

He giggles, wiping his hands and face with a napkin, before kissing him back. “You’re so pretty.”

"Pfffftt.. A-Aawww.... Really?" He chuckles softly, casually straddling his boyfriend.

Ted nods, “Mmhm! You’re so pretty. Prettiest man I’ve ever seen.. other than myself.” He jokes, giggling to himself a bit, before kissing Bill’s cheek

"Mmm.. I like that..." Bill blushes softly, nuzzling into him. He casually nuzzles into the crook of Ted's neck, wrapping his legs around him. GAYYY

Ted chuckles softly, “Good, good.” He begins to rub circles on Bill’s back.

"Goddd I love you more than anythingg." Bill stretchhess, Now cuddling into his boyfriend's chest. DORK.

“I love you more than anything.” He kisses the top of his lovers head. THEYRE SO GAY

"Oh psshhh stop it youuu... don't you dareee stop, actually-" GAYASS.

He laughs, “I wasn’t planning on it, don’t you worry your pretty little head.” He squeezes Bill gently.

"Hmph, Good boyy." He's cozyy. He's thrivingg. He's gay as hell!! "I'm colddddd."

He blushes, face turning red. “M- Mhm.”

“We can go back into the bedroom? Blankets can fix that.”

"Carry meee loverboyyy,,," GAYYY

He nods with smile, swiftly picking both Bill and himself up, walking to the bedroom, and gently placing Bill onto the bed, before covering him in a blanket and sitting next to him.

"Wooah--" ..Flustered from being carried.

Bill then cozily wraps the blanket around himself, yanking Ted closer. "cmereee, I need youu."

Ted inches closer, “Oh, you need me, hmm?” Ted stop being gay I’m gonna spritz you with water

"T-Ted!" Bill whiines and covers his face in embarassment. "Gett your mind outta the gutter--- Cmereeeeeeee!!"

Ted laughs, covering Bill’s neck in kisses. “Do you know how hard that is for me? .. hah, hard.” Giggling a little bit

"Hmmmphh, youu..!" Bill chuckles, Happily accepting every little kiss at his neck.

He moves onto Bill’s face, kissing at it a few times before stopping all together. “You’re so cute!”

"S-says the guy that cant help but kiss meee." He blushes, leaning into Every little kiss

He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it lightly. “I can’t help it, you’re just so kissable!”

"Kisss meeeee!!!"

“Anything for you, my darling.” He chuckles softly, gently placing a few kisses to Bill’s lips.

"Quiite the casanova as always, my lovee."

He touches their foreheads together, lacing their hands together. “I love you so much.”

"I love youu moreeee~!" Bill chuckles, his face warm as hell! "Godd you're so cute, Ted.."

He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips, “I think you’re cute, too.”

"You're cuterrrr."

He giggles, blushing. “Whatever you say, sunshine.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

"Mmm,, goood." Bill smiles, lightly rubbing Ted's hand with his thumb. Gayboooy. He's so damn lovable. "I can't help but imagine our wedding in my head, isnt that silly..'

Ted uses his free hand to cup Bill’s face, kissing it all over. “That’s not silly at all, that’s just adorable. You’re adorable, and I love you so much.”

"Mm..." Bill blushes, allowing every little affection. "You're just so,!!,! Uuggh,,, And we haven't even beeen on a proper date yet have we, pffftt???"

“That’s true.. maybe we should fix that sometime, hm?” He smiles, continuing to pepper Bill’s face in kisses.

"Absoluutely..." Bill blushes, making sure Ted reached every kissable part of his face. "Hmmm... oh my, I'll need to figure out what to wear!"

Ted nods, nuzzling their foreheads together, before leaving Bill’s face alone completely. For now. “I’m sure you’ll look handsome, my darling.” He smiles.

Bill chuckles, looking longingly at his lover. "Yeah?"

“Mmhm. I’m positive that whatever you’d wear you’d look amazing.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently

"Awww, gee.." Bill squeezes back, hearts in his eyes. Godd he loves him so much.. "What're we doing again?"

“Well.. we were watching Mamma Mia before we fell back asleep.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Ohhh riight, pff.." He smiles softly, sighing lovingly. "Goodness I love ya more than anythin..."

“I love you more than anything!” He smiles back, looking at him with pure love in his eyes. “You’re so gorgeous.”

Bill chuckles, holding Ted's face. "I'll tryyy not t' look too gorgeous for our first date, pff.."

Ted chuckles softly, leaning into his touch. “Oh yeah? Well, I guess I’ll do the same then.” He winks, giggling at himself.

Bill smiles, pressing a gentle but passionate kiss to Ted's lips. "God DAMN you're cute.."

Ted happily kisses back, blushing. “Y- You’re cuter!” He smiles.

"Says youu, love.." Kisssss!! Kiss!

Make ou/j

He chuckles, kissing back. “I love you!” THEYRE SO ADORABLE

"Pffjfjfj, we can't stop kissin eachother can we, eh?"

He snorts, giggling. “We really can’t. I think that’s cute.”

"Yeaahh, Cmeree hotstuff." Bill laughs, thenn pulling Ted closer once again with a soft smirk.

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s lips. “You just want me as close as possible, huh?”

"Course I wantcha." Bill chuckles, kissing back and wrapping his arms over his shoulders.

“Well, good thing I want you too, hm?” He smiles with his teeth.

Bill's face goes BRIGHT RED. "I- wha.. You-- whu- woa!??"

He laughs, head falling down. “Is this news to you, or something?” He looks back at Bill with a smirk.

Bill squeaks, covering his face! "N-no, It's jus- the- the way ya said it flustered meeee?!? Daammnit.."

Ted places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “Yeaah.. you’re lucky I didn’t say it in a different way.” He chuckles.

"Y-you-- wha!?" Poor Bill 😭😭😭

He giggles, “God, you are just so easy to fluster, it’s so fun!”

"N-nooo!"

“Mmhm! You are! It’s super cute.” He places another soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Mmhhhfff." He kisses back, holding onto him in pretend annoyance. Pf.

He chuckles, “You’re just the cutest!”

Bill Hmphs, rolling over into Ted's arms.

He chuckles again, gently squeezing Bill. “What? Don’t wanna talk to me anymore?”

Bill pouuts at him, quickly nuzzling into the slightly taller man's chest. "Shhhhhushhh loverboy..."

Ted smiles, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s head. “Ohh, that’s nearly impossible for me.”

"Howw do I get ya to thennn, hmm? My lips?? Tongue?" Bill jokes, running a finger up and down the middle of Ted's chest playfully.

Immediately, his face goes red. “Umm.. haahah, maybe?” Gayass

He leans forward, hands on either side of his lover. "Hmmmm? What did I say?"

He nervously avoids eye contact, face still red. “Um.. Y- You asked how to shut me up.”

"W-whoopsiee." Hand on Ted's chin, his thumb brushing against Ted's lower lip..

He rolls his eyes playfully, looking back at Bill. “‘Whoopsie’? That’s a cute word for someone who just offered to shut me up with his tongue.” He chuckles.

Bill laughs, Stilll holding Ted's face carefully. "Juuust an offer sweetheaart."

“Yeah?” He smiles, touching their foreheads together.

"Mmhmm!" Bill laughs, laying cozily on him like a blanket.

He gently squeezes Bill, “You’re cute.”

Bill blushes, resting his arms. "I know...."

“Good. I’m glad you know.” He squeezes Bill gently once more.

"What time is it honn?"

He placed a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek, before adjusting to check his phone. “Uhh.. thirty minutes past two.” I hate when people do that but I think he’d do that cause he’s annoying. Heart emoji

Bill chuckles, playfully running a finger up Ted's chest. "Wanna do anythin today then?"

He smiles, blushing slightly. “I don’t really have anything in mind.. Whatever you wanna do, I’m cool with.”

Bill blushed, placing a hand on Ted's cheek gently. "Well I don't have any idea either, love, I'm jus' boreddd and I like doin things with you."

He leans into the touch, “Hm.. well, I could head home real quick to change, ‘nd come back to take you on a little date?”

Bill nods, eeven more blushy.

"Oh?"

"How could I say no to that? I gotta change toooo, pff." He smiles softly, carefully moving off of his lover so he can get up.

He nods, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “I’m gonna take a shower too, but I’ll be fast, I promise. Text me once you’re ready, pretty boy.” And with that, he gets up and leaves.

Bill nods, then going to get himself ready once Ted's left..

Once home, the bastard showers, and changes into fresh clothes; A pink and white button up shirt, and some blue jeans.

Bill takes some time to get dressed, finally deciding on a white polo shirt with a navy blazer over the top, and a simple pair of pants the same color. He texts him once he's ready- of course adding a little heart at the end!

Ted smiles at the text, replying with a heart.

He drives back, knocking on Bill’s door.

Bill opens the door, blushing like an idiot. "Hi, handsome.."

Ted smiles back, “Hiya, doll.” He places a quick soft kiss to his cheek. “Ready to go? I was thinking we could take a drive and see where we end up. Or is there something you wanted to do in specific?”

"Doll? Pfff,, oh you!" Bill chuckles softly, nodding as he walks out the door, taking Ted's hand. "Of course- hmm... Yeah, I don't mind! That sounds nice, hon."

He gently squeezes his hand, before softly kissing it. “Alrighty!” He smiles, leading his lover to the car, opening the passenger seat door for him, before getting into the car himself.

Bill blushes like an idiot, getting into the passenger seat, doiing his seatbelt, then looking to Ted with hearts in his eyes.

Ted looks back at him with a smile, “You’re so handsome, you know that?” He chuckles softly to himself, before putting his seatbelt on, and putting the keys in.

"I- uh, I think I know?... It does feel alot better to hear you say i am.."

Ted glances at his lover with a smile, “Well, get used to it. Because you’re very handsome, and I want you knowing that.”

"Awhh.. of course.." Bill chuckles, heart warming up just from the look of Ted. "Riight now ya gotta focus on drivingg, ya said we could take a drive n see where it takes us?"

He nods, “‘f course! Unless there’s somewhere you wanted to go? If not, I’ll just.. drive around, like I said.” He smiles.

"Well,, I don' really have any idea in mind.." Bill chuckles, carefully holding on to his seatbelt through the ride.

He nods again, “That’s okay, sunshine.” Alright now I gotta think about where they end up this is gonna take all my brain cells

there there oomfie...

Bill watches outside the window, looking out for any signs.

Ted stops at a park with a duck pond. That’s it. That’s where they end up. It took me four hours to think of. I am so sorry

Bill looks outside, smiling softly. "Hmm.. this looks nice?"

He nods, mostly to himself. “I thought you’d like watching the ducks. If not, we could do something else?”

Bill smiles. "Sure love, c'monn." He gently squeezes Ted's hand, his thumb rubbing his palm.

He smiles back. “Alright.” He gets out of the car, quickly going around to the passenger side, and opening the door for his partner.

Bill presses a kiss to his cheek playfully. "Quiite the gentleman, huh?" He gently takes his arm as he closes the door.

He smiles, blushing. “Only for you, darling.”

Ted takes Bill’s hand gently, walking over to a bench near the pond.

He rests his head on Ted's shoulder once they sit down, closing his eyes for a moment. "This is nice..."

He puts a loving hand on Bill’s thigh, “Mmhm. I love you.”

Bill blushes, leaning on him. "God if I couuld kiss all over you I woullddddddd,, you're the best.."

“God, you are so cute” He chuckles softly.

"Says youu, loverboy." Bill playfully puts a hand under Ted's chin without lookin at him, casuallly focusing his eyes on the pond.

Ted blushes, playfully rolling his eyes. “I love you.”

"You do, huhh? Ohh I know thatt." Bill chuckles, Playfully leaning into him.

“I’m glad you know.” He smiles, tapping his fingers on Bill’s thigh.

He relaxes into his touch!!

Ted can’t help but keep smiling. He looks at the pond, spectating the ducks doing their thing.

"Back in spring, There was this one time I saw a bunch of little baby swans- They're called uh.. cygnets, yeah? They're all grey and fluffy! Like- like a little chinchilla, but if it was a lil ducklin."

He laughs, “Cygnets? Wow. That is a really weird name. I’m gonna start calling Pete that, just to fuck with him.. Anyway, that’s pretty cute. I love baby animals.” Me too!!!

"Ppfpfft, Oh you're ridiciulous!"

Bill chuckles playfully, casually leaning so his back is against Ted's legs. "Welll I've got a cat at home- Alice's takin care of the lil fella at the moment. He's cute, purrs really loud n' all."

He chuckles. “I’ve probably called him weirder things.”

“Awe! That’s adorable! I love cats.” ME TOO!!! CATS ARE SO CUTE!!!!! I am allergic though😔

He smiles, cupping Ted's face in his hands. "Yeah!! I think I named the little fella sky? After that guy from mamma mia, yeah!" Bill's thrivinggggg!!

Ted smiles, looking down at his lover. There are basically hearts in his eyes. “Awe, that’s so cute. You’re so cute.. And a little predictable.” He chuckles softly, playfully winking at Bill.

He blushes, "You're ridiculousss.."

"I'm cozy-- Ouhhh I shoulda brought a blanket- or a jacket, but I uhh, in my defense I keep forgetting about that even though I get cold easy!"

He chuckles. “You love it.”

“I might have a jacket or something in my car?? I could go check if you want, darling?”

"Pleaaaase?"

Batting his eyelashes, noot wanting to sit upright.

Ted chuckles, nodding. “Will do, sweet thing.” He carefully moves Bill, and then walks back over to the car, searching for a jacket.

After a minute or so, he comes back with a jacket in hand, wrapping it around his partner. “There you go! All better?”

Bill holds onto it to keep it around him, practically purring. "Mmmm.... better...." Bill waits for Ted to sit down before he can gently lay down on him. Pfff. "Cmereeeee."

Ted playfully rolls his eyes, sitting next to his lover. “I’m here, I’m here.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Good boy,," He chuckles, laying his back down on Ted's lap. "Comfyy,,,"

Ted’s face goes red, instinctively covering his smile with the back of his hand. “I love you.”

"Awhhh, I love you tooo, knuckleheadd." Bill gently brings Ted's hand to his lips, kissing him on the palm.

He smiles, face still slightly red. He gently laces their hands together, “You’re so cute.”

"Oh I knoww." He chuckles, holding Ted's hands happily. "Mm toasty,,,"

Ted chuckles softly, pure love in his eyes. “I know I sound like a broken record, but god, I love you so much.”

Bill carefully sits up on Ted's lap, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips as he playfully smirks. "Oh I know you doo, loverboyyy."

He happily kisses back with a smile, giggling a bit. “I’m glad you do.”

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm." Bill chuckles and cups Ted's face!! "You're kinda cuuuteee."

He chuckles, “Oh yeah? Well, I could say the same about you, doll.”

Hand on Ted's chin. Bill you Freak!!!

"Coulldd you?"

He giggles, nodding a bit. “Mmhm. You’re just adorable.”

Bill chuckles, still holding Ted's chin. "Okayy, loverboy." He kisses him gently, then returns to watching the ducks.

Ted happily kisses back, chuckling a bit. “Mmhm.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

Bill squeezes his, smiling like an idiot. "Heyy darlinnnng,,,"

“Hi, handsome. What’s up?” He lightly caresses the back of Bill’s hand.

"Youuuu, probably??" Wrapping his arms around Ted- DORKS!!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? Is that so?” He winks playfully, kissing Bill’s cheek.

"Oh you-- pf- you..!" Bill chuckles and moves to gentlyy bite his lover's lip just because he can. He's silly like that !!!

He smiles, blushing. “You’re so cute!“ I’m going to throw a bomb at him

"Sayss the guy who blushes whenever I do anythin'." He smirks mischieviously, playfully holding on as if he's about to fall off the bench.

He giggles, “Oh, hush.”

Bill blushes and lays back down, back against Ted's legs. "Mmm cozy."

He chuckles softly, gently caressing Bill’s cheek. “Oh yeah? That’s good, ‘m glad.”

He leans up to press a kiss to Ted's lips, smiling into it softly. "Goddamn I love you- youu hungry?"

Ted happily kisses back, giggling. “I love you too, sunshine. Aaand.. not really, but if you are, we can get food.” He smiles.

"A little... Hmm,, Not sure what I fancy, I just.. like being with you."

He chuckles, still smiling. “You’re cute. And that’s alright, just let me know when you figure out what you’d like, my darling.”

Bill blushes, cupping Ted's face. "Is there a cafe nearby, sweetheart?"

He looks off to the ducks, chewing on the inside of his cheek. “I.. think so??” He looks back at his lover with a smile, “I’d check, but that include me getting up to take my phone out, ‘nd I’m not sure if I wanna get up.. you’re just so sweet.”

"Mmm?" Bill laughs, still carefully holding onto him. "Aw... Ted, you flatter me.."

"Want me to check? I'm sure there's at least one cafe a walk away?"

He chuckles, still smiling fondly at him.

“Sure, sweet thing, sounds good.”

"C'mon, Ted." Bill smiles, carefully getting himself to sit up. "Ahh fuck my back."

He gently rubs Bill’s back, kissing his cheek. “Be careful, darling!”

Bill carefully gets himself up, holding onto Ted for support. "owww fuck. Thank youuu."

"Hm should we just walk about until we find it?"

Ted chuckles fondly, getting up and taking his phone out, checking for any texts from Pete.

“Sure, sunshine.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

He gently grabs Ted's hand, picking a direction and starting to walk. "..hopefully i picked the right way!"

Once again, he chuckles fondly, following Bill close behind. “I’m sure you did.”

Bill squeezes Ted's hand!! "Thanks for the jacket,,, by the way!"

#bill yaps #we should probably make another thread so this doesnt get to 300 and break my finger from scrolling /silly😭😭😭

“So I’ve been told.” He chuckles, gently placing his hands on Bill’s waist.

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He squeaks from the touch, allowing it.. dork. "Mmm, I've heard a lot of that talk about youu, handsome."

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He hums, placing a few kisses on Bill’s face. “‘m sure you have.” Ted winks. Someone get this guy. Just take him. Get him away. Slash silly

He blushes, accepting each kiss, feeling comfy at the touch around his waist. "Pff.. wow, I really like being held..!"

“That’s a plus for me, I like holding you.” The bastard smiles, kissing his face aaaaall over. Gayass

"pfpfpfpfpft." He leaans his head a little, overall thriving in the closeness. "Hahh.. god, you're soo damn charming.."

“You’re so gorgeous, you know that?” He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it.

"Mmmm..." Billl leans his face into it, cupping Ted's hand with his. "Maay need a little convincing.."

He sighs, rolling his eyes playfully. “Oh, I’m sure you do.”

Ted cups Bill’s face in his hands, beginning to kiss it all over, not leaving any part of Bill’s face untouched. He slowly moves to Bill’s neck, and anywhere else he could reach.

Bill purrrs cozily, accepting every affection. "Awhh now my waist feels cold, not faiirrrr hotstufff!"

Ted giggles, “Maybe if you stand on your knees I’ll be able to kiss your waist, too.” GAY!!!!!!

"Hmmm? okaayy, loverboyy! Gimmeeeeeeee."

Ted lays down a bit, gently positioning Bill so he’s standing on his knees. The bastard starts kissing Bill’s stomach, then moves to his waist, moving down slightly so he can kiss him easier. This gayass makes me angry. He’s too gay. I don’t like it. Slash joke

Bill blushes wiildly at every kiss, letting him do so, moving a little bit to help. "pffhfpfpffh,, awh you..." HE'S SO KISSABLE.... ted's gonna eat that poor man up i swear

He giggles, sitting back up. “You believe me now?” I’m gonna squish them

"Mmhmhmhmhmh, I jus' like bein loved on." He stretchess, pullling Ted over gently.

Ted chuckles softly, “Well, it’s a good thing I can’t help but kiss you all over.” He wraps his arms around his lover, resting his head on Bill’s shoulder.

Bill smiles, stroking Ted's hair softly. "I'm just that irresistible, ehhhh?"

He nods, “Mmhm. You really are.” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA THROW THEM

"G-gee huh..." His heart flutterrrrrrrss. Continuing to stroke ted's hair, like a dorkk. gayboygayboy.

Ted sighs happily, “You’re so cute, ‘m gonna eat you up.” And he just stays there completely still he is lying he is not going to commit cannibalism at this moment

Bill blushes, holding him close and cozy. "Awwh, good boyyy. Want me to take my shirt off again? Pfff." Petting Ted's haiir againn. Try not to cannibalize your boyfriend challenge

Ted’s face turns red, hiding it in the crook of Bill’s neck. THEYRE SO GAY!!!!!

“Maybe..” You aren’t slick buddy i know what you are

Bill chuckles softly, casuually tossing his shirt off and letting Ted rest at his neck. "You're cute..."

“You’re cuter.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek, before resting his head back on Bill’s shoulder.

"Naahh, you're much cuter." Bill smiles, softly stroking Ted's hair with one hand, holding him close with the other. "Seeingg you go bright red alll because of me is damn adorable.."

Ted sighs happily, practically melting.

He chuckles, “Mm.. I could say the same thing to you.”

"Oh coulldd you now..?" Bill raises an eyebrow, smirking softly. So he decides to carefully guide Ted's chin to get him looking, whispering softly. "Look at mee.~"

The bastard blushes, smiling. “Hi handsome.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips.

Billl flusters instantly. "I- uhh, i, youuuu... aww dammiiit, i was tryinng to fluster youu!!" Dooork. He kisses back softly, alll nice and close.

Ted laughs, “I wasn’t even trying! You’re so cute.” He kisses Bill’s lips again, then his cheek, then his jaw. “I love you so much.”

He tilts his head back a liittle, smiling softly. "Mm.. Shhshhush,, it's not my fault you're so damn handsome, Teddy!" GAAAYYYBOY. Bill savours each kiss, loving all the adoration from his boyfriend.

The bastard’s face goes red at the nickname as he rolls his eyes playfully. “Ohh, you’re just as handsome, my darling.” He kisses Bill for the millionth time.

"Hmmmmmh? If youu say so, hotstuff!!" He comfortably nuzzles his head to the crook of his neck, laying there happily...

“Mmhm!” Ted smiles, patting Bill’s back gently. They’re so in love im going to EXPLODE!!!!

He chuckles, comfortably curling up all leaned against him. "Cozyyy... Holdd meee,,," Bill you gay ass motherfucker!!

Ted leans back, bringing Bill with him. “I am holding you, sunshine.” He chuckles, rubbing circles on his back.

Bill clingsss. "Hmhmhgh...goood, I like being heldd...."

“God, you’re adorable.” He lays his head down onto a pillow happily.

"Youu aree.." He chuckles, yanking a blanket over the twoo. "I love you more than anything...."

He hums, “I love you more than anything.” He giggles to himself.

"Oh youu sapp.." Bill smiles, nuzzling Ted softly!

“I can’t help it! You’re just so pretty, and caring, and thoughtful, and I love you sooo much!!” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GOING TO TURN THEM INTO A SMOOTHIE

"Pf--pffhh, oh you..." Bill sneaks a kiss to his cheek, thenn comfortably nuzzling his cheek to his. Dork. "I love you so muuch I'm so glad we don't have work todayy.."

Ted leans into the touch, “I love you so much more, sunshine.” He traces shapes onto Bill’s skin.

He lets him, doing his best to stay awake in the comfort of his arms. "Mmmmmmmmm......"

“You’re so gorgeous. I just love you soo much.” THEYRE SO SWEET

"Mmm gettin a little sleepy.." grown ass man

He curlls up in his arms comfily!!

“Hm? You can sleep if you need, doll.” He pats Bill’s back softly.

Bill eventually falls asleep on Ted, curled up alll nice and cozy, Probably only getting up again when either of them get hungry. "Mmmhmhpfhfhf...."

Ted ends up falling asleep shortly after his lover. THEYRE SO CUTE!!!!! EXPLODES INTO CONFETTI!!!!

Bill snores away, head on Ted's chest. FUCKING EXPLODES!!!!

After an hour or so, the bastard wakes up. He positions his head so he can see Bill better. He smiles, admiring him.

Bill's snoring away comfortably.. He's peaceful... laying on Ted, not having moved too much. He mumbles in his slumber, "i love ted so much.. mmimimi... mmmmmmm.."

Ted chuckles softly, gently putting his hand on Bill’s back again. “God, you’re so cute.” He whispers.

He leans to the crook of his neck, stiill fast asleep. So, so peaceful.. "Mmmhhh...." Bill cliings to Ted, mumbling softly. Ted makes a nice pillow...

Ted lays his head back down, trying to make it more comfortable for Bill. “I love you so much.” He mumbles.

"Mmhfhh.... i wanna marry you so bad...." Snooriing, slowly waking up a little, still on Ted like a blanket.

He blushes, chuckling softly. “Gonna save up ‘n get you a pretty ring.” He whispers.

"Mmmhhh? Morrniinggg hubbb- hun....."

“G’morning, pretty boy.” He smiles, lifting his head back up.

"Mmh.. prettyboy? Morning songbird..."

“Mmhm, so pretty.” He smiles, “How’d you sleep, doll?”

"Mmm....comfy..." Bill clings, "You're likee... a pillloww..."

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, “Is that so?” He uses his arm to prop himself up better. “You’re so cute.”

"Woaahh..... handsome...." He's so comfy!!!!! Cozy!! Thriving!

He chuckles. “I could say the same thing about you, dollface.”

Cupping Ted's face, pressing their foreheads together. "Mm.."

He smiles wider, this time with his teeth. “God, you’re so cute. I love you so much.”

"Mmfmffhhhffffhfhf...." Bill's stiill sleepy, clinging nice and close to Ted..

He places a quick kiss to Bill’s lips, before touching their foreheads together again. “My handsome man..”

"Mmm.. I don' wannaa movee.."

Ted chuckles softly, “You don’t have to, you can stay riiight here.”

Bill nuzzles into the crook of his neck, makiin soft little sounds as he gets himself cozy. "Goood... I love youuu..'

“I love you more!” Ted traces shapes on Bill’s back gently, humming some sort of song to himself.

"I lovee youu so muchhhhhhhh.." Bill comfortably leans into every little touch.. daww.

“I love you so much moooore!” He pokes Bill’s back a few times. “You’re so pretty!!”

"D'aww, pff, wait til ya see me in a dresss." Bill chuckles, gigglin' a bit more from the touch!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? You’re cute.” SQUISHES THEM!!!!!

"Mmmm, probably gonna burrn your pretty damn hot face off by accident.." Bill winks, stiill clinging nicely to him, playfully running a finger down the middle of Ted's chest.

The bastard blushes, giggling once again, “Is that so? I’ll believe when I see it.” THESE DORKS!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!

Bill smiles, cupping Ted's face with his hands and kissing the corner of his mouth. "So, so cute...." He chuckles, "I'll tryyy not to freak you out on our first date.."

“Mm, I don’t think you freaking me out is possible.” He smiles, kissing Bill’s lips.

"Oh reaally.." He chuckles softly, kissing back and playfully resting his hands on Ted's chest.

“Mmhm. Really.” He softly pokes Bill’s cheek.

"Mm, I'll tryyy figuring out what to wear, then.."

Ted chuckles, “You have fun with that.” He kisses Bill’s lips softly. AUGH THEYRE SO CUTE

Bull blushes, sweetly running his fingers through Ted's hair. "Mm tooo cozy to get up."

If Ted were a cat, he’d be purring. “You don’t have to get up, just stay right here with me.” He softly kisses Bill’s cheek.

"mmmm... Sounds wonderful,hon.."

Bill leans into the kiss, niiice and comfy, kissing back!

He chuckles softly, beginning to rub circles on Bill’s back. “I love you.” He’s said that like a million times

"I know..." He smiles, leaning into Ted's touch. "Aat some poiint one of us has to go make breakfasttt."

“I can if you’d like?” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. THESE GAYS. I LOVE THEM

"Pleaaase?" Fluttering his eyelashesss. He cliings onto him, mumbling softly as he presses tiny kisses down Ted's neck.

Ted blushes, chuckling a bit. “How can I say no to that pretty face? Alright, let me get up ‘n I’ll make you whatever you want.”

"Mmm... waffless.. ooh,, wouldd it be too much to ask for some of that salted caramel icecream to be added ontop?"

He places a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, lightly caressing his cheek. “Not too much at all, my dear.”

Bill leans into Ted's hand, closing his eyes and smiling into his touch. "Mmmgg... Goooddd.. cause it tastes really nicee.."

“You taste really nice.” COOORRRNNYYY!!!!!!👎👎👎 i say as i made him say that… ok anyway

“Alrighty, let’s get up and make you some waffles, hm?”

Bill short circuits and blushes wildly at the first sentence. "I whhuuh--!? Ted! J-jesus..."

He nods in embarrassment and pulls himself off of his boyfriend carefullly, hopping off the bed and putting on some bunny slippers.

Ted laughs, “Your reactions make me wanna see how far I can go with this.” GAYASS

He slides off the bed, lacing their hands together and guiding him to the kitchen. I’m also not going to be typing the entire waffle making thing out. Sorry if you needed a tutorial on how to make waffles

Ted cuts Bill’s waffle into small pieces cause he’s gay and shit

Bill's stiill blushin. "J-jesus Ted!"

He sits down, having gently placed a fleece blanket over his shoulders. Bill lovingly watches Ted.

Once done, he places a soft kiss to Bill’s forehead before sitting down. “There y’ go, my prince.” He smiles, beginning to cut his own waffles.

Bill blushes, kissing Ted on the cheek then gettin to munchingg!! "Awh, you're so sweeeet..." Om nom nomm.. mmm yummy!!!

He chuckles, “I love you so much.” Mmm waffles. That’s it, that’s my commentary

"I love you so much moreeeee." Pffbfbftpfptjrt. Yummy 😋😋😋🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

All he does is smile lovingly. “God, you’re adorable.” THEYRE SO CUTE AUGH

"I knoooooow!" Bill wipes his mouth with a napkin once he's finished his food, theen jumps riight onto Ted to smooch him sweetly.

He giggles, wiping his hands and face with a napkin, before kissing him back. “You’re so pretty.”

"Pfffftt.. A-Aawww.... Really?" He chuckles softly, casually straddling his boyfriend.

Ted nods, “Mmhm! You’re so pretty. Prettiest man I’ve ever seen.. other than myself.” He jokes, giggling to himself a bit, before kissing Bill’s cheek

"Mmm.. I like that..." Bill blushes softly, nuzzling into him. He casually nuzzles into the crook of Ted's neck, wrapping his legs around him. GAYYY

Ted chuckles softly, “Good, good.” He begins to rub circles on Bill’s back.

"Goddd I love you more than anythingg." Bill stretchhess, Now cuddling into his boyfriend's chest. DORK.

“I love you more than anything.” He kisses the top of his lovers head. THEYRE SO GAY

"Oh psshhh stop it youuu... don't you dareee stop, actually-" GAYASS.

He laughs, “I wasn’t planning on it, don’t you worry your pretty little head.” He squeezes Bill gently.

"Hmph, Good boyy." He's cozyy. He's thrivingg. He's gay as hell!! "I'm colddddd."

He blushes, face turning red. “M- Mhm.”

“We can go back into the bedroom? Blankets can fix that.”

"Carry meee loverboyyy,,," GAYYY

He nods with smile, swiftly picking both Bill and himself up, walking to the bedroom, and gently placing Bill onto the bed, before covering him in a blanket and sitting next to him.

"Wooah--" ..Flustered from being carried.

Bill then cozily wraps the blanket around himself, yanking Ted closer. "cmereee, I need youu."

Ted inches closer, “Oh, you need me, hmm?” Ted stop being gay I’m gonna spritz you with water

"T-Ted!" Bill whiines and covers his face in embarassment. "Gett your mind outta the gutter--- Cmereeeeeeee!!"

Ted laughs, covering Bill’s neck in kisses. “Do you know how hard that is for me? .. hah, hard.” Giggling a little bit

"Hmmmphh, youu..!" Bill chuckles, Happily accepting every little kiss at his neck.

He moves onto Bill’s face, kissing at it a few times before stopping all together. “You’re so cute!”

"S-says the guy that cant help but kiss meee." He blushes, leaning into Every little kiss

He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it lightly. “I can’t help it, you’re just so kissable!”

"Kisss meeeee!!!"

“Anything for you, my darling.” He chuckles softly, gently placing a few kisses to Bill’s lips.

"Quiite the casanova as always, my lovee."

He touches their foreheads together, lacing their hands together. “I love you so much.”

"I love youu moreeee~!" Bill chuckles, his face warm as hell! "Godd you're so cute, Ted.."

He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips, “I think you’re cute, too.”

"You're cuterrrr."

He giggles, blushing. “Whatever you say, sunshine.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

"Mmm,, goood." Bill smiles, lightly rubbing Ted's hand with his thumb. Gayboooy. He's so damn lovable. "I can't help but imagine our wedding in my head, isnt that silly..'

Ted uses his free hand to cup Bill’s face, kissing it all over. “That’s not silly at all, that’s just adorable. You’re adorable, and I love you so much.”

"Mm..." Bill blushes, allowing every little affection. "You're just so,!!,! Uuggh,,, And we haven't even beeen on a proper date yet have we, pffftt???"

“That’s true.. maybe we should fix that sometime, hm?” He smiles, continuing to pepper Bill’s face in kisses.

"Absoluutely..." Bill blushes, making sure Ted reached every kissable part of his face. "Hmmm... oh my, I'll need to figure out what to wear!"

Ted nods, nuzzling their foreheads together, before leaving Bill’s face alone completely. For now. “I’m sure you’ll look handsome, my darling.” He smiles.

Bill chuckles, looking longingly at his lover. "Yeah?"

“Mmhm. I’m positive that whatever you’d wear you’d look amazing.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently

"Awww, gee.." Bill squeezes back, hearts in his eyes. Godd he loves him so much.. "What're we doing again?"

“Well.. we were watching Mamma Mia before we fell back asleep.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Ohhh riight, pff.." He smiles softly, sighing lovingly. "Goodness I love ya more than anythin..."

“I love you more than anything!” He smiles back, looking at him with pure love in his eyes. “You’re so gorgeous.”

Bill chuckles, holding Ted's face. "I'll tryyy not t' look too gorgeous for our first date, pff.."

Ted chuckles softly, leaning into his touch. “Oh yeah? Well, I guess I’ll do the same then.” He winks, giggling at himself.

Bill smiles, pressing a gentle but passionate kiss to Ted's lips. "God DAMN you're cute.."

Ted happily kisses back, blushing. “Y- You’re cuter!” He smiles.

"Says youu, love.." Kisssss!! Kiss!

Make ou/j

He chuckles, kissing back. “I love you!” THEYRE SO ADORABLE

"Pffjfjfj, we can't stop kissin eachother can we, eh?"

He snorts, giggling. “We really can’t. I think that’s cute.”

"Yeaahh, Cmeree hotstuff." Bill laughs, thenn pulling Ted closer once again with a soft smirk.

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s lips. “You just want me as close as possible, huh?”

"Course I wantcha." Bill chuckles, kissing back and wrapping his arms over his shoulders.

“Well, good thing I want you too, hm?” He smiles with his teeth.

Bill's face goes BRIGHT RED. "I- wha.. You-- whu- woa!??"

He laughs, head falling down. “Is this news to you, or something?” He looks back at Bill with a smirk.

Bill squeaks, covering his face! "N-no, It's jus- the- the way ya said it flustered meeee?!? Daammnit.."

Ted places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “Yeaah.. you’re lucky I didn’t say it in a different way.” He chuckles.

"Y-you-- wha!?" Poor Bill 😭😭😭

He giggles, “God, you are just so easy to fluster, it’s so fun!”

"N-nooo!"

“Mmhm! You are! It’s super cute.” He places another soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Mmhhhfff." He kisses back, holding onto him in pretend annoyance. Pf.

He chuckles, “You’re just the cutest!”

Bill Hmphs, rolling over into Ted's arms.

He chuckles again, gently squeezing Bill. “What? Don’t wanna talk to me anymore?”

Bill pouuts at him, quickly nuzzling into the slightly taller man's chest. "Shhhhhushhh loverboy..."

Ted smiles, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s head. “Ohh, that’s nearly impossible for me.”

"Howw do I get ya to thennn, hmm? My lips?? Tongue?" Bill jokes, running a finger up and down the middle of Ted's chest playfully.

Immediately, his face goes red. “Umm.. haahah, maybe?” Gayass

He leans forward, hands on either side of his lover. "Hmmmm? What did I say?"

He nervously avoids eye contact, face still red. “Um.. Y- You asked how to shut me up.”

"W-whoopsiee." Hand on Ted's chin, his thumb brushing against Ted's lower lip..

He rolls his eyes playfully, looking back at Bill. “‘Whoopsie’? That’s a cute word for someone who just offered to shut me up with his tongue.” He chuckles.

Bill laughs, Stilll holding Ted's face carefully. "Juuust an offer sweetheaart."

“Yeah?” He smiles, touching their foreheads together.

"Mmhmm!" Bill laughs, laying cozily on him like a blanket.

He gently squeezes Bill, “You’re cute.”

Bill blushes, resting his arms. "I know...."

“Good. I’m glad you know.” He squeezes Bill gently once more.

"What time is it honn?"

He placed a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek, before adjusting to check his phone. “Uhh.. thirty minutes past two.” I hate when people do that but I think he’d do that cause he’s annoying. Heart emoji

Bill chuckles, playfully running a finger up Ted's chest. "Wanna do anythin today then?"

He smiles, blushing slightly. “I don’t really have anything in mind.. Whatever you wanna do, I’m cool with.”

Bill blushed, placing a hand on Ted's cheek gently. "Well I don't have any idea either, love, I'm jus' boreddd and I like doin things with you."

He leans into the touch, “Hm.. well, I could head home real quick to change, ‘nd come back to take you on a little date?”

Bill nods, eeven more blushy.

"Oh?"

"How could I say no to that? I gotta change toooo, pff." He smiles softly, carefully moving off of his lover so he can get up.

He nods, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “I’m gonna take a shower too, but I’ll be fast, I promise. Text me once you’re ready, pretty boy.” And with that, he gets up and leaves.

Bill nods, then going to get himself ready once Ted's left..

Once home, the bastard showers, and changes into fresh clothes; A pink and white button up shirt, and some blue jeans.

Bill takes some time to get dressed, finally deciding on a white polo shirt with a navy blazer over the top, and a simple pair of pants the same color. He texts him once he's ready- of course adding a little heart at the end!

Ted smiles at the text, replying with a heart.

He drives back, knocking on Bill’s door.

Bill opens the door, blushing like an idiot. "Hi, handsome.."

Ted smiles back, “Hiya, doll.” He places a quick soft kiss to his cheek. “Ready to go? I was thinking we could take a drive and see where we end up. Or is there something you wanted to do in specific?”

"Doll? Pfff,, oh you!" Bill chuckles softly, nodding as he walks out the door, taking Ted's hand. "Of course- hmm... Yeah, I don't mind! That sounds nice, hon."

He gently squeezes his hand, before softly kissing it. “Alrighty!” He smiles, leading his lover to the car, opening the passenger seat door for him, before getting into the car himself.

Bill blushes like an idiot, getting into the passenger seat, doiing his seatbelt, then looking to Ted with hearts in his eyes.

Ted looks back at him with a smile, “You’re so handsome, you know that?” He chuckles softly to himself, before putting his seatbelt on, and putting the keys in.

"I- uh, I think I know?... It does feel alot better to hear you say i am.."

Ted glances at his lover with a smile, “Well, get used to it. Because you’re very handsome, and I want you knowing that.”

"Awhh.. of course.." Bill chuckles, heart warming up just from the look of Ted. "Riight now ya gotta focus on drivingg, ya said we could take a drive n see where it takes us?"

He nods, “‘f course! Unless there’s somewhere you wanted to go? If not, I’ll just.. drive around, like I said.” He smiles.

"Well,, I don' really have any idea in mind.." Bill chuckles, carefully holding on to his seatbelt through the ride.

He nods again, “That’s okay, sunshine.” Alright now I gotta think about where they end up this is gonna take all my brain cells

there there oomfie...

Bill watches outside the window, looking out for any signs.

Ted stops at a park with a duck pond. That’s it. That’s where they end up. It took me four hours to think of. I am so sorry

Bill looks outside, smiling softly. "Hmm.. this looks nice?"

He nods, mostly to himself. “I thought you’d like watching the ducks. If not, we could do something else?”

Bill smiles. "Sure love, c'monn." He gently squeezes Ted's hand, his thumb rubbing his palm.

He smiles back. “Alright.” He gets out of the car, quickly going around to the passenger side, and opening the door for his partner.

Bill presses a kiss to his cheek playfully. "Quiite the gentleman, huh?" He gently takes his arm as he closes the door.

He smiles, blushing. “Only for you, darling.”

Ted takes Bill’s hand gently, walking over to a bench near the pond.

He rests his head on Ted's shoulder once they sit down, closing his eyes for a moment. "This is nice..."

He puts a loving hand on Bill’s thigh, “Mmhm. I love you.”

Bill blushes, leaning on him. "God if I couuld kiss all over you I woullddddddd,, you're the best.."

“God, you are so cute” He chuckles softly.

"Says youu, loverboy." Bill playfully puts a hand under Ted's chin without lookin at him, casuallly focusing his eyes on the pond.

Ted blushes, playfully rolling his eyes. “I love you.”

"You do, huhh? Ohh I know thatt." Bill chuckles, Playfully leaning into him.

“I’m glad you know.” He smiles, tapping his fingers on Bill’s thigh.

He relaxes into his touch!!

Ted can’t help but keep smiling. He looks at the pond, spectating the ducks doing their thing.

"Back in spring, There was this one time I saw a bunch of little baby swans- They're called uh.. cygnets, yeah? They're all grey and fluffy! Like- like a little chinchilla, but if it was a lil ducklin."

He laughs, “Cygnets? Wow. That is a really weird name. I’m gonna start calling Pete that, just to fuck with him.. Anyway, that’s pretty cute. I love baby animals.” Me too!!!

"Ppfpfft, Oh you're ridiciulous!"

Bill chuckles playfully, casually leaning so his back is against Ted's legs. "Welll I've got a cat at home- Alice's takin care of the lil fella at the moment. He's cute, purrs really loud n' all."

He chuckles. “I’ve probably called him weirder things.”

“Awe! That’s adorable! I love cats.” ME TOO!!! CATS ARE SO CUTE!!!!! I am allergic though😔

He smiles, cupping Ted's face in his hands. "Yeah!! I think I named the little fella sky? After that guy from mamma mia, yeah!" Bill's thrivinggggg!!

Ted smiles, looking down at his lover. There are basically hearts in his eyes. “Awe, that’s so cute. You’re so cute.. And a little predictable.” He chuckles softly, playfully winking at Bill.

He blushes, "You're ridiculousss.."

"I'm cozy-- Ouhhh I shoulda brought a blanket- or a jacket, but I uhh, in my defense I keep forgetting about that even though I get cold easy!"

He chuckles. “You love it.”

“I might have a jacket or something in my car?? I could go check if you want, darling?”

"Pleaaaase?"

Batting his eyelashes, noot wanting to sit upright.

Ted chuckles, nodding. “Will do, sweet thing.” He carefully moves Bill, and then walks back over to the car, searching for a jacket.

After a minute or so, he comes back with a jacket in hand, wrapping it around his partner. “There you go! All better?”

Bill holds onto it to keep it around him, practically purring. "Mmmm.... better...." Bill waits for Ted to sit down before he can gently lay down on him. Pfff. "Cmereeeee."

Ted playfully rolls his eyes, sitting next to his lover. “I’m here, I’m here.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Good boy,," He chuckles, laying his back down on Ted's lap. "Comfyy,,,"

Ted’s face goes red, instinctively covering his smile with the back of his hand. “I love you.”

"Awhhh, I love you tooo, knuckleheadd." Bill gently brings Ted's hand to his lips, kissing him on the palm.

He smiles, face still slightly red. He gently laces their hands together, “You’re so cute.”

"Oh I knoww." He chuckles, holding Ted's hands happily. "Mm toasty,,,"

Ted chuckles softly, pure love in his eyes. “I know I sound like a broken record, but god, I love you so much.”

Bill carefully sits up on Ted's lap, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips as he playfully smirks. "Oh I know you doo, loverboyyy."

He happily kisses back with a smile, giggling a bit. “I’m glad you do.”

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm." Bill chuckles and cups Ted's face!! "You're kinda cuuuteee."

He chuckles, “Oh yeah? Well, I could say the same about you, doll.”

Hand on Ted's chin. Bill you Freak!!!

"Coulldd you?"

He giggles, nodding a bit. “Mmhm. You’re just adorable.”

Bill chuckles, still holding Ted's chin. "Okayy, loverboy." He kisses him gently, then returns to watching the ducks.

Ted happily kisses back, chuckling a bit. “Mmhm.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

Bill squeezes his, smiling like an idiot. "Heyy darlinnnng,,,"

“Hi, handsome. What’s up?” He lightly caresses the back of Bill’s hand.

"Youuuu, probably??" Wrapping his arms around Ted- DORKS!!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? Is that so?” He winks playfully, kissing Bill’s cheek.

"Oh you-- pf- you..!" Bill chuckles and moves to gentlyy bite his lover's lip just because he can. He's silly like that !!!

He smiles, blushing. “You’re so cute!“ I’m going to throw a bomb at him

"Sayss the guy who blushes whenever I do anythin'." He smirks mischieviously, playfully holding on as if he's about to fall off the bench.

He giggles, “Oh, hush.”

Bill blushes and lays back down, back against Ted's legs. "Mmm cozy."

He chuckles softly, gently caressing Bill’s cheek. “Oh yeah? That’s good, ‘m glad.”

He leans up to press a kiss to Ted's lips, smiling into it softly. "Goddamn I love you- youu hungry?"

Ted happily kisses back, giggling. “I love you too, sunshine. Aaand.. not really, but if you are, we can get food.” He smiles.

"A little... Hmm,, Not sure what I fancy, I just.. like being with you."

He chuckles, still smiling. “You’re cute. And that’s alright, just let me know when you figure out what you’d like, my darling.”

Bill blushes, cupping Ted's face. "Is there a cafe nearby, sweetheart?"

He looks off to the ducks, chewing on the inside of his cheek. “I.. think so??” He looks back at his lover with a smile, “I’d check, but that include me getting up to take my phone out, ‘nd I’m not sure if I wanna get up.. you’re just so sweet.”

"Mmm?" Bill laughs, still carefully holding onto him. "Aw... Ted, you flatter me.."

"Want me to check? I'm sure there's at least one cafe a walk away?"

He chuckles, still smiling fondly at him.

“Sure, sweet thing, sounds good.”

"C'mon, Ted." Bill smiles, carefully getting himself to sit up. "Ahh fuck my back."

He gently rubs Bill’s back, kissing his cheek. “Be careful, darling!”

Bill carefully gets himself up, holding onto Ted for support. "owww fuck. Thank youuu."

"Hm should we just walk about until we find it?"

Ted chuckles fondly, getting up and taking his phone out, checking for any texts from Pete.

“Sure, sunshine.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

He gently grabs Ted's hand, picking a direction and starting to walk. "..hopefully i picked the right way!"

#he's a literal scoliosister...#bill yaps

“So I’ve been told.” He chuckles, gently placing his hands on Bill’s waist.

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He squeaks from the touch, allowing it.. dork. "Mmm, I've heard a lot of that talk about youu, handsome."

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He hums, placing a few kisses on Bill’s face. “‘m sure you have.” Ted winks. Someone get this guy. Just take him. Get him away. Slash silly

He blushes, accepting each kiss, feeling comfy at the touch around his waist. "Pff.. wow, I really like being held..!"

“That’s a plus for me, I like holding you.” The bastard smiles, kissing his face aaaaall over. Gayass

"pfpfpfpfpft." He leaans his head a little, overall thriving in the closeness. "Hahh.. god, you're soo damn charming.."

“You’re so gorgeous, you know that?” He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it.

"Mmmm..." Billl leans his face into it, cupping Ted's hand with his. "Maay need a little convincing.."

He sighs, rolling his eyes playfully. “Oh, I’m sure you do.”

Ted cups Bill’s face in his hands, beginning to kiss it all over, not leaving any part of Bill’s face untouched. He slowly moves to Bill’s neck, and anywhere else he could reach.

Bill purrrs cozily, accepting every affection. "Awhh now my waist feels cold, not faiirrrr hotstufff!"

Ted giggles, “Maybe if you stand on your knees I’ll be able to kiss your waist, too.” GAY!!!!!!

"Hmmm? okaayy, loverboyy! Gimmeeeeeeee."

Ted lays down a bit, gently positioning Bill so he’s standing on his knees. The bastard starts kissing Bill’s stomach, then moves to his waist, moving down slightly so he can kiss him easier. This gayass makes me angry. He’s too gay. I don’t like it. Slash joke

Bill blushes wiildly at every kiss, letting him do so, moving a little bit to help. "pffhfpfpffh,, awh you..." HE'S SO KISSABLE.... ted's gonna eat that poor man up i swear

He giggles, sitting back up. “You believe me now?” I’m gonna squish them

"Mmhmhmhmhmh, I jus' like bein loved on." He stretchess, pullling Ted over gently.

Ted chuckles softly, “Well, it’s a good thing I can’t help but kiss you all over.” He wraps his arms around his lover, resting his head on Bill’s shoulder.

Bill smiles, stroking Ted's hair softly. "I'm just that irresistible, ehhhh?"

He nods, “Mmhm. You really are.” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA THROW THEM

"G-gee huh..." His heart flutterrrrrrrss. Continuing to stroke ted's hair, like a dorkk. gayboygayboy.

Ted sighs happily, “You’re so cute, ‘m gonna eat you up.” And he just stays there completely still he is lying he is not going to commit cannibalism at this moment

Bill blushes, holding him close and cozy. "Awwh, good boyyy. Want me to take my shirt off again? Pfff." Petting Ted's haiir againn. Try not to cannibalize your boyfriend challenge

Ted’s face turns red, hiding it in the crook of Bill’s neck. THEYRE SO GAY!!!!!

“Maybe..” You aren’t slick buddy i know what you are

Bill chuckles softly, casuually tossing his shirt off and letting Ted rest at his neck. "You're cute..."

“You’re cuter.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek, before resting his head back on Bill’s shoulder.

"Naahh, you're much cuter." Bill smiles, softly stroking Ted's hair with one hand, holding him close with the other. "Seeingg you go bright red alll because of me is damn adorable.."

Ted sighs happily, practically melting.

He chuckles, “Mm.. I could say the same thing to you.”

"Oh coulldd you now..?" Bill raises an eyebrow, smirking softly. So he decides to carefully guide Ted's chin to get him looking, whispering softly. "Look at mee.~"

The bastard blushes, smiling. “Hi handsome.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips.

Billl flusters instantly. "I- uhh, i, youuuu... aww dammiiit, i was tryinng to fluster youu!!" Dooork. He kisses back softly, alll nice and close.

Ted laughs, “I wasn’t even trying! You’re so cute.” He kisses Bill’s lips again, then his cheek, then his jaw. “I love you so much.”

He tilts his head back a liittle, smiling softly. "Mm.. Shhshhush,, it's not my fault you're so damn handsome, Teddy!" GAAAYYYBOY. Bill savours each kiss, loving all the adoration from his boyfriend.

The bastard’s face goes red at the nickname as he rolls his eyes playfully. “Ohh, you’re just as handsome, my darling.” He kisses Bill for the millionth time.

"Hmmmmmh? If youu say so, hotstuff!!" He comfortably nuzzles his head to the crook of his neck, laying there happily...

“Mmhm!” Ted smiles, patting Bill’s back gently. They’re so in love im going to EXPLODE!!!!

He chuckles, comfortably curling up all leaned against him. "Cozyyy... Holdd meee,,," Bill you gay ass motherfucker!!

Ted leans back, bringing Bill with him. “I am holding you, sunshine.” He chuckles, rubbing circles on his back.

Bill clingsss. "Hmhmhgh...goood, I like being heldd...."

“God, you’re adorable.” He lays his head down onto a pillow happily.

"Youu aree.." He chuckles, yanking a blanket over the twoo. "I love you more than anything...."

He hums, “I love you more than anything.” He giggles to himself.

"Oh youu sapp.." Bill smiles, nuzzling Ted softly!

“I can’t help it! You’re just so pretty, and caring, and thoughtful, and I love you sooo much!!” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GOING TO TURN THEM INTO A SMOOTHIE

"Pf--pffhh, oh you..." Bill sneaks a kiss to his cheek, thenn comfortably nuzzling his cheek to his. Dork. "I love you so muuch I'm so glad we don't have work todayy.."

Ted leans into the touch, “I love you so much more, sunshine.” He traces shapes onto Bill’s skin.

He lets him, doing his best to stay awake in the comfort of his arms. "Mmmmmmmmm......"

“You’re so gorgeous. I just love you soo much.” THEYRE SO SWEET

"Mmm gettin a little sleepy.." grown ass man

He curlls up in his arms comfily!!

“Hm? You can sleep if you need, doll.” He pats Bill’s back softly.

Bill eventually falls asleep on Ted, curled up alll nice and cozy, Probably only getting up again when either of them get hungry. "Mmmhmhpfhfhf...."

Ted ends up falling asleep shortly after his lover. THEYRE SO CUTE!!!!! EXPLODES INTO CONFETTI!!!!

Bill snores away, head on Ted's chest. FUCKING EXPLODES!!!!

After an hour or so, the bastard wakes up. He positions his head so he can see Bill better. He smiles, admiring him.

Bill's snoring away comfortably.. He's peaceful... laying on Ted, not having moved too much. He mumbles in his slumber, "i love ted so much.. mmimimi... mmmmmmm.."

Ted chuckles softly, gently putting his hand on Bill’s back again. “God, you’re so cute.” He whispers.

He leans to the crook of his neck, stiill fast asleep. So, so peaceful.. "Mmmhhh...." Bill cliings to Ted, mumbling softly. Ted makes a nice pillow...

Ted lays his head back down, trying to make it more comfortable for Bill. “I love you so much.” He mumbles.

"Mmhfhh.... i wanna marry you so bad...." Snooriing, slowly waking up a little, still on Ted like a blanket.

He blushes, chuckling softly. “Gonna save up ‘n get you a pretty ring.” He whispers.

"Mmmhhh? Morrniinggg hubbb- hun....."

“G’morning, pretty boy.” He smiles, lifting his head back up.

"Mmh.. prettyboy? Morning songbird..."

“Mmhm, so pretty.” He smiles, “How’d you sleep, doll?”

"Mmm....comfy..." Bill clings, "You're likee... a pillloww..."

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, “Is that so?” He uses his arm to prop himself up better. “You’re so cute.”

"Woaahh..... handsome...." He's so comfy!!!!! Cozy!! Thriving!

He chuckles. “I could say the same thing about you, dollface.”

Cupping Ted's face, pressing their foreheads together. "Mm.."

He smiles wider, this time with his teeth. “God, you’re so cute. I love you so much.”

"Mmfmffhhhffffhfhf...." Bill's stiill sleepy, clinging nice and close to Ted..

He places a quick kiss to Bill’s lips, before touching their foreheads together again. “My handsome man..”

"Mmm.. I don' wannaa movee.."

Ted chuckles softly, “You don’t have to, you can stay riiight here.”

Bill nuzzles into the crook of his neck, makiin soft little sounds as he gets himself cozy. "Goood... I love youuu..'

“I love you more!” Ted traces shapes on Bill’s back gently, humming some sort of song to himself.

"I lovee youu so muchhhhhhhh.." Bill comfortably leans into every little touch.. daww.

“I love you so much moooore!” He pokes Bill’s back a few times. “You’re so pretty!!”

"D'aww, pff, wait til ya see me in a dresss." Bill chuckles, gigglin' a bit more from the touch!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? You’re cute.” SQUISHES THEM!!!!!

"Mmmm, probably gonna burrn your pretty damn hot face off by accident.." Bill winks, stiill clinging nicely to him, playfully running a finger down the middle of Ted's chest.

The bastard blushes, giggling once again, “Is that so? I’ll believe when I see it.” THESE DORKS!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!

Bill smiles, cupping Ted's face with his hands and kissing the corner of his mouth. "So, so cute...." He chuckles, "I'll tryyy not to freak you out on our first date.."

“Mm, I don’t think you freaking me out is possible.” He smiles, kissing Bill’s lips.

"Oh reaally.." He chuckles softly, kissing back and playfully resting his hands on Ted's chest.

“Mmhm. Really.” He softly pokes Bill’s cheek.

"Mm, I'll tryyy figuring out what to wear, then.."

Ted chuckles, “You have fun with that.” He kisses Bill’s lips softly. AUGH THEYRE SO CUTE

Bull blushes, sweetly running his fingers through Ted's hair. "Mm tooo cozy to get up."

If Ted were a cat, he’d be purring. “You don’t have to get up, just stay right here with me.” He softly kisses Bill’s cheek.

"mmmm... Sounds wonderful,hon.."

Bill leans into the kiss, niiice and comfy, kissing back!

He chuckles softly, beginning to rub circles on Bill’s back. “I love you.” He’s said that like a million times

"I know..." He smiles, leaning into Ted's touch. "Aat some poiint one of us has to go make breakfasttt."

“I can if you’d like?” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. THESE GAYS. I LOVE THEM

"Pleaaase?" Fluttering his eyelashesss. He cliings onto him, mumbling softly as he presses tiny kisses down Ted's neck.

Ted blushes, chuckling a bit. “How can I say no to that pretty face? Alright, let me get up ‘n I’ll make you whatever you want.”

"Mmm... waffless.. ooh,, wouldd it be too much to ask for some of that salted caramel icecream to be added ontop?"

He places a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, lightly caressing his cheek. “Not too much at all, my dear.”

Bill leans into Ted's hand, closing his eyes and smiling into his touch. "Mmmgg... Goooddd.. cause it tastes really nicee.."

“You taste really nice.” COOORRRNNYYY!!!!!!👎👎👎 i say as i made him say that… ok anyway

“Alrighty, let’s get up and make you some waffles, hm?”

Bill short circuits and blushes wildly at the first sentence. "I whhuuh--!? Ted! J-jesus..."

He nods in embarrassment and pulls himself off of his boyfriend carefullly, hopping off the bed and putting on some bunny slippers.

Ted laughs, “Your reactions make me wanna see how far I can go with this.” GAYASS

He slides off the bed, lacing their hands together and guiding him to the kitchen. I’m also not going to be typing the entire waffle making thing out. Sorry if you needed a tutorial on how to make waffles

Ted cuts Bill’s waffle into small pieces cause he’s gay and shit

Bill's stiill blushin. "J-jesus Ted!"

He sits down, having gently placed a fleece blanket over his shoulders. Bill lovingly watches Ted.

Once done, he places a soft kiss to Bill’s forehead before sitting down. “There y’ go, my prince.” He smiles, beginning to cut his own waffles.

Bill blushes, kissing Ted on the cheek then gettin to munchingg!! "Awh, you're so sweeeet..." Om nom nomm.. mmm yummy!!!

He chuckles, “I love you so much.” Mmm waffles. That’s it, that’s my commentary

"I love you so much moreeeee." Pffbfbftpfptjrt. Yummy 😋😋😋🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

All he does is smile lovingly. “God, you’re adorable.” THEYRE SO CUTE AUGH

"I knoooooow!" Bill wipes his mouth with a napkin once he's finished his food, theen jumps riight onto Ted to smooch him sweetly.

He giggles, wiping his hands and face with a napkin, before kissing him back. “You’re so pretty.”

"Pfffftt.. A-Aawww.... Really?" He chuckles softly, casually straddling his boyfriend.

Ted nods, “Mmhm! You’re so pretty. Prettiest man I’ve ever seen.. other than myself.” He jokes, giggling to himself a bit, before kissing Bill’s cheek

"Mmm.. I like that..." Bill blushes softly, nuzzling into him. He casually nuzzles into the crook of Ted's neck, wrapping his legs around him. GAYYY

Ted chuckles softly, “Good, good.” He begins to rub circles on Bill’s back.

"Goddd I love you more than anythingg." Bill stretchhess, Now cuddling into his boyfriend's chest. DORK.

“I love you more than anything.” He kisses the top of his lovers head. THEYRE SO GAY

"Oh psshhh stop it youuu... don't you dareee stop, actually-" GAYASS.

He laughs, “I wasn’t planning on it, don’t you worry your pretty little head.” He squeezes Bill gently.

"Hmph, Good boyy." He's cozyy. He's thrivingg. He's gay as hell!! "I'm colddddd."

He blushes, face turning red. “M- Mhm.”

“We can go back into the bedroom? Blankets can fix that.”

"Carry meee loverboyyy,,," GAYYY

He nods with smile, swiftly picking both Bill and himself up, walking to the bedroom, and gently placing Bill onto the bed, before covering him in a blanket and sitting next to him.

"Wooah--" ..Flustered from being carried.

Bill then cozily wraps the blanket around himself, yanking Ted closer. "cmereee, I need youu."

Ted inches closer, “Oh, you need me, hmm?” Ted stop being gay I’m gonna spritz you with water

"T-Ted!" Bill whiines and covers his face in embarassment. "Gett your mind outta the gutter--- Cmereeeeeeee!!"

Ted laughs, covering Bill’s neck in kisses. “Do you know how hard that is for me? .. hah, hard.” Giggling a little bit

"Hmmmphh, youu..!" Bill chuckles, Happily accepting every little kiss at his neck.

He moves onto Bill’s face, kissing at it a few times before stopping all together. “You’re so cute!”

"S-says the guy that cant help but kiss meee." He blushes, leaning into Every little kiss

He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it lightly. “I can’t help it, you’re just so kissable!”

"Kisss meeeee!!!"

“Anything for you, my darling.” He chuckles softly, gently placing a few kisses to Bill’s lips.

"Quiite the casanova as always, my lovee."

He touches their foreheads together, lacing their hands together. “I love you so much.”

"I love youu moreeee~!" Bill chuckles, his face warm as hell! "Godd you're so cute, Ted.."

He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips, “I think you’re cute, too.”

"You're cuterrrr."

He giggles, blushing. “Whatever you say, sunshine.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

"Mmm,, goood." Bill smiles, lightly rubbing Ted's hand with his thumb. Gayboooy. He's so damn lovable. "I can't help but imagine our wedding in my head, isnt that silly..'

Ted uses his free hand to cup Bill’s face, kissing it all over. “That’s not silly at all, that’s just adorable. You’re adorable, and I love you so much.”

"Mm..." Bill blushes, allowing every little affection. "You're just so,!!,! Uuggh,,, And we haven't even beeen on a proper date yet have we, pffftt???"

“That’s true.. maybe we should fix that sometime, hm?” He smiles, continuing to pepper Bill’s face in kisses.

"Absoluutely..." Bill blushes, making sure Ted reached every kissable part of his face. "Hmmm... oh my, I'll need to figure out what to wear!"

Ted nods, nuzzling their foreheads together, before leaving Bill’s face alone completely. For now. “I’m sure you’ll look handsome, my darling.” He smiles.

Bill chuckles, looking longingly at his lover. "Yeah?"

“Mmhm. I’m positive that whatever you’d wear you’d look amazing.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently

"Awww, gee.." Bill squeezes back, hearts in his eyes. Godd he loves him so much.. "What're we doing again?"

“Well.. we were watching Mamma Mia before we fell back asleep.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Ohhh riight, pff.." He smiles softly, sighing lovingly. "Goodness I love ya more than anythin..."

“I love you more than anything!” He smiles back, looking at him with pure love in his eyes. “You’re so gorgeous.”

Bill chuckles, holding Ted's face. "I'll tryyy not t' look too gorgeous for our first date, pff.."

Ted chuckles softly, leaning into his touch. “Oh yeah? Well, I guess I’ll do the same then.” He winks, giggling at himself.

Bill smiles, pressing a gentle but passionate kiss to Ted's lips. "God DAMN you're cute.."

Ted happily kisses back, blushing. “Y- You’re cuter!” He smiles.

"Says youu, love.." Kisssss!! Kiss!

Make ou/j

He chuckles, kissing back. “I love you!” THEYRE SO ADORABLE

"Pffjfjfj, we can't stop kissin eachother can we, eh?"

He snorts, giggling. “We really can’t. I think that’s cute.”

"Yeaahh, Cmeree hotstuff." Bill laughs, thenn pulling Ted closer once again with a soft smirk.

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s lips. “You just want me as close as possible, huh?”

"Course I wantcha." Bill chuckles, kissing back and wrapping his arms over his shoulders.

“Well, good thing I want you too, hm?” He smiles with his teeth.

Bill's face goes BRIGHT RED. "I- wha.. You-- whu- woa!??"

He laughs, head falling down. “Is this news to you, or something?” He looks back at Bill with a smirk.

Bill squeaks, covering his face! "N-no, It's jus- the- the way ya said it flustered meeee?!? Daammnit.."

Ted places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “Yeaah.. you’re lucky I didn’t say it in a different way.” He chuckles.

"Y-you-- wha!?" Poor Bill 😭😭😭

He giggles, “God, you are just so easy to fluster, it’s so fun!”

"N-nooo!"

“Mmhm! You are! It’s super cute.” He places another soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Mmhhhfff." He kisses back, holding onto him in pretend annoyance. Pf.

He chuckles, “You’re just the cutest!”

Bill Hmphs, rolling over into Ted's arms.

He chuckles again, gently squeezing Bill. “What? Don’t wanna talk to me anymore?”

Bill pouuts at him, quickly nuzzling into the slightly taller man's chest. "Shhhhhushhh loverboy..."

Ted smiles, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s head. “Ohh, that’s nearly impossible for me.”

"Howw do I get ya to thennn, hmm? My lips?? Tongue?" Bill jokes, running a finger up and down the middle of Ted's chest playfully.

Immediately, his face goes red. “Umm.. haahah, maybe?” Gayass

He leans forward, hands on either side of his lover. "Hmmmm? What did I say?"

He nervously avoids eye contact, face still red. “Um.. Y- You asked how to shut me up.”

"W-whoopsiee." Hand on Ted's chin, his thumb brushing against Ted's lower lip..

He rolls his eyes playfully, looking back at Bill. “‘Whoopsie’? That’s a cute word for someone who just offered to shut me up with his tongue.” He chuckles.

Bill laughs, Stilll holding Ted's face carefully. "Juuust an offer sweetheaart."

“Yeah?” He smiles, touching their foreheads together.

"Mmhmm!" Bill laughs, laying cozily on him like a blanket.

He gently squeezes Bill, “You’re cute.”

Bill blushes, resting his arms. "I know...."

“Good. I’m glad you know.” He squeezes Bill gently once more.

"What time is it honn?"

He placed a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek, before adjusting to check his phone. “Uhh.. thirty minutes past two.” I hate when people do that but I think he’d do that cause he’s annoying. Heart emoji

Bill chuckles, playfully running a finger up Ted's chest. "Wanna do anythin today then?"

He smiles, blushing slightly. “I don’t really have anything in mind.. Whatever you wanna do, I’m cool with.”

Bill blushed, placing a hand on Ted's cheek gently. "Well I don't have any idea either, love, I'm jus' boreddd and I like doin things with you."

He leans into the touch, “Hm.. well, I could head home real quick to change, ‘nd come back to take you on a little date?”

Bill nods, eeven more blushy.

"Oh?"

"How could I say no to that? I gotta change toooo, pff." He smiles softly, carefully moving off of his lover so he can get up.

He nods, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “I’m gonna take a shower too, but I’ll be fast, I promise. Text me once you’re ready, pretty boy.” And with that, he gets up and leaves.

Bill nods, then going to get himself ready once Ted's left..

Once home, the bastard showers, and changes into fresh clothes; A pink and white button up shirt, and some blue jeans.

Bill takes some time to get dressed, finally deciding on a white polo shirt with a navy blazer over the top, and a simple pair of pants the same color. He texts him once he's ready- of course adding a little heart at the end!

Ted smiles at the text, replying with a heart.

He drives back, knocking on Bill’s door.

Bill opens the door, blushing like an idiot. "Hi, handsome.."

Ted smiles back, “Hiya, doll.” He places a quick soft kiss to his cheek. “Ready to go? I was thinking we could take a drive and see where we end up. Or is there something you wanted to do in specific?”

"Doll? Pfff,, oh you!" Bill chuckles softly, nodding as he walks out the door, taking Ted's hand. "Of course- hmm... Yeah, I don't mind! That sounds nice, hon."

He gently squeezes his hand, before softly kissing it. “Alrighty!” He smiles, leading his lover to the car, opening the passenger seat door for him, before getting into the car himself.

Bill blushes like an idiot, getting into the passenger seat, doiing his seatbelt, then looking to Ted with hearts in his eyes.

Ted looks back at him with a smile, “You’re so handsome, you know that?” He chuckles softly to himself, before putting his seatbelt on, and putting the keys in.

"I- uh, I think I know?... It does feel alot better to hear you say i am.."

Ted glances at his lover with a smile, “Well, get used to it. Because you’re very handsome, and I want you knowing that.”

"Awhh.. of course.." Bill chuckles, heart warming up just from the look of Ted. "Riight now ya gotta focus on drivingg, ya said we could take a drive n see where it takes us?"

He nods, “‘f course! Unless there’s somewhere you wanted to go? If not, I’ll just.. drive around, like I said.” He smiles.

"Well,, I don' really have any idea in mind.." Bill chuckles, carefully holding on to his seatbelt through the ride.

He nods again, “That’s okay, sunshine.” Alright now I gotta think about where they end up this is gonna take all my brain cells

there there oomfie...

Bill watches outside the window, looking out for any signs.

Ted stops at a park with a duck pond. That’s it. That’s where they end up. It took me four hours to think of. I am so sorry

Bill looks outside, smiling softly. "Hmm.. this looks nice?"

He nods, mostly to himself. “I thought you’d like watching the ducks. If not, we could do something else?”

Bill smiles. "Sure love, c'monn." He gently squeezes Ted's hand, his thumb rubbing his palm.

He smiles back. “Alright.” He gets out of the car, quickly going around to the passenger side, and opening the door for his partner.

Bill presses a kiss to his cheek playfully. "Quiite the gentleman, huh?" He gently takes his arm as he closes the door.

He smiles, blushing. “Only for you, darling.”

Ted takes Bill’s hand gently, walking over to a bench near the pond.

He rests his head on Ted's shoulder once they sit down, closing his eyes for a moment. "This is nice..."

He puts a loving hand on Bill’s thigh, “Mmhm. I love you.”

Bill blushes, leaning on him. "God if I couuld kiss all over you I woullddddddd,, you're the best.."

“God, you are so cute” He chuckles softly.

"Says youu, loverboy." Bill playfully puts a hand under Ted's chin without lookin at him, casuallly focusing his eyes on the pond.

Ted blushes, playfully rolling his eyes. “I love you.”

"You do, huhh? Ohh I know thatt." Bill chuckles, Playfully leaning into him.

“I’m glad you know.” He smiles, tapping his fingers on Bill’s thigh.

He relaxes into his touch!!

Ted can’t help but keep smiling. He looks at the pond, spectating the ducks doing their thing.

"Back in spring, There was this one time I saw a bunch of little baby swans- They're called uh.. cygnets, yeah? They're all grey and fluffy! Like- like a little chinchilla, but if it was a lil ducklin."

He laughs, “Cygnets? Wow. That is a really weird name. I’m gonna start calling Pete that, just to fuck with him.. Anyway, that’s pretty cute. I love baby animals.” Me too!!!

"Ppfpfft, Oh you're ridiciulous!"

Bill chuckles playfully, casually leaning so his back is against Ted's legs. "Welll I've got a cat at home- Alice's takin care of the lil fella at the moment. He's cute, purrs really loud n' all."

He chuckles. “I’ve probably called him weirder things.”

“Awe! That’s adorable! I love cats.” ME TOO!!! CATS ARE SO CUTE!!!!! I am allergic though😔

He smiles, cupping Ted's face in his hands. "Yeah!! I think I named the little fella sky? After that guy from mamma mia, yeah!" Bill's thrivinggggg!!

Ted smiles, looking down at his lover. There are basically hearts in his eyes. “Awe, that’s so cute. You’re so cute.. And a little predictable.” He chuckles softly, playfully winking at Bill.

He blushes, "You're ridiculousss.."

"I'm cozy-- Ouhhh I shoulda brought a blanket- or a jacket, but I uhh, in my defense I keep forgetting about that even though I get cold easy!"

He chuckles. “You love it.”

“I might have a jacket or something in my car?? I could go check if you want, darling?”

"Pleaaaase?"

Batting his eyelashes, noot wanting to sit upright.

Ted chuckles, nodding. “Will do, sweet thing.” He carefully moves Bill, and then walks back over to the car, searching for a jacket.

After a minute or so, he comes back with a jacket in hand, wrapping it around his partner. “There you go! All better?”

Bill holds onto it to keep it around him, practically purring. "Mmmm.... better...." Bill waits for Ted to sit down before he can gently lay down on him. Pfff. "Cmereeeee."

Ted playfully rolls his eyes, sitting next to his lover. “I’m here, I’m here.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Good boy,," He chuckles, laying his back down on Ted's lap. "Comfyy,,,"

Ted’s face goes red, instinctively covering his smile with the back of his hand. “I love you.”

"Awhhh, I love you tooo, knuckleheadd." Bill gently brings Ted's hand to his lips, kissing him on the palm.

He smiles, face still slightly red. He gently laces their hands together, “You’re so cute.”

"Oh I knoww." He chuckles, holding Ted's hands happily. "Mm toasty,,,"

Ted chuckles softly, pure love in his eyes. “I know I sound like a broken record, but god, I love you so much.”

Bill carefully sits up on Ted's lap, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips as he playfully smirks. "Oh I know you doo, loverboyyy."

He happily kisses back with a smile, giggling a bit. “I’m glad you do.”

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm." Bill chuckles and cups Ted's face!! "You're kinda cuuuteee."

He chuckles, “Oh yeah? Well, I could say the same about you, doll.”

Hand on Ted's chin. Bill you Freak!!!

"Coulldd you?"

He giggles, nodding a bit. “Mmhm. You’re just adorable.”

Bill chuckles, still holding Ted's chin. "Okayy, loverboy." He kisses him gently, then returns to watching the ducks.

Ted happily kisses back, chuckling a bit. “Mmhm.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

Bill squeezes his, smiling like an idiot. "Heyy darlinnnng,,,"

“Hi, handsome. What’s up?” He lightly caresses the back of Bill’s hand.

"Youuuu, probably??" Wrapping his arms around Ted- DORKS!!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? Is that so?” He winks playfully, kissing Bill’s cheek.

"Oh you-- pf- you..!" Bill chuckles and moves to gentlyy bite his lover's lip just because he can. He's silly like that !!!

He smiles, blushing. “You’re so cute!“ I’m going to throw a bomb at him

"Sayss the guy who blushes whenever I do anythin'." He smirks mischieviously, playfully holding on as if he's about to fall off the bench.

He giggles, “Oh, hush.”

Bill blushes and lays back down, back against Ted's legs. "Mmm cozy."

He chuckles softly, gently caressing Bill’s cheek. “Oh yeah? That’s good, ‘m glad.”

He leans up to press a kiss to Ted's lips, smiling into it softly. "Goddamn I love you- youu hungry?"

Ted happily kisses back, giggling. “I love you too, sunshine. Aaand.. not really, but if you are, we can get food.” He smiles.

"A little... Hmm,, Not sure what I fancy, I just.. like being with you."

He chuckles, still smiling. “You’re cute. And that’s alright, just let me know when you figure out what you’d like, my darling.”

Bill blushes, cupping Ted's face. "Is there a cafe nearby, sweetheart?"

He looks off to the ducks, chewing on the inside of his cheek. “I.. think so??” He looks back at his lover with a smile, “I’d check, but that include me getting up to take my phone out, ‘nd I’m not sure if I wanna get up.. you’re just so sweet.”

"Mmm?" Bill laughs, still carefully holding onto him. "Aw... Ted, you flatter me.."

"Want me to check? I'm sure there's at least one cafe a walk away?"

He chuckles, still smiling fondly at him.

“Sure, sweet thing, sounds good.”

"C'mon, Ted." Bill smiles, carefully getting himself to sit up. "Ahh fuck my back."

He gently rubs Bill’s back, kissing his cheek. “Be careful, darling!”

Bill carefully gets himself up, holding onto Ted for support. "owww fuck. Thank youuu."

"Hm should we just walk about until we find it?"

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“So I’ve been told.” He chuckles, gently placing his hands on Bill’s waist.

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He squeaks from the touch, allowing it.. dork. "Mmm, I've heard a lot of that talk about youu, handsome."

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He hums, placing a few kisses on Bill’s face. “‘m sure you have.” Ted winks. Someone get this guy. Just take him. Get him away. Slash silly

He blushes, accepting each kiss, feeling comfy at the touch around his waist. "Pff.. wow, I really like being held..!"

“That’s a plus for me, I like holding you.” The bastard smiles, kissing his face aaaaall over. Gayass

"pfpfpfpfpft." He leaans his head a little, overall thriving in the closeness. "Hahh.. god, you're soo damn charming.."

“You’re so gorgeous, you know that?” He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it.

"Mmmm..." Billl leans his face into it, cupping Ted's hand with his. "Maay need a little convincing.."

He sighs, rolling his eyes playfully. “Oh, I’m sure you do.”

Ted cups Bill’s face in his hands, beginning to kiss it all over, not leaving any part of Bill’s face untouched. He slowly moves to Bill’s neck, and anywhere else he could reach.

Bill purrrs cozily, accepting every affection. "Awhh now my waist feels cold, not faiirrrr hotstufff!"

Ted giggles, “Maybe if you stand on your knees I’ll be able to kiss your waist, too.” GAY!!!!!!

"Hmmm? okaayy, loverboyy! Gimmeeeeeeee."

Ted lays down a bit, gently positioning Bill so he’s standing on his knees. The bastard starts kissing Bill’s stomach, then moves to his waist, moving down slightly so he can kiss him easier. This gayass makes me angry. He’s too gay. I don’t like it. Slash joke

Bill blushes wiildly at every kiss, letting him do so, moving a little bit to help. "pffhfpfpffh,, awh you..." HE'S SO KISSABLE.... ted's gonna eat that poor man up i swear

He giggles, sitting back up. “You believe me now?” I’m gonna squish them

"Mmhmhmhmhmh, I jus' like bein loved on." He stretchess, pullling Ted over gently.

Ted chuckles softly, “Well, it’s a good thing I can’t help but kiss you all over.” He wraps his arms around his lover, resting his head on Bill’s shoulder.

Bill smiles, stroking Ted's hair softly. "I'm just that irresistible, ehhhh?"

He nods, “Mmhm. You really are.” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA THROW THEM

"G-gee huh..." His heart flutterrrrrrrss. Continuing to stroke ted's hair, like a dorkk. gayboygayboy.

Ted sighs happily, “You’re so cute, ‘m gonna eat you up.” And he just stays there completely still he is lying he is not going to commit cannibalism at this moment

Bill blushes, holding him close and cozy. "Awwh, good boyyy. Want me to take my shirt off again? Pfff." Petting Ted's haiir againn. Try not to cannibalize your boyfriend challenge

Ted’s face turns red, hiding it in the crook of Bill’s neck. THEYRE SO GAY!!!!!

“Maybe..” You aren’t slick buddy i know what you are

Bill chuckles softly, casuually tossing his shirt off and letting Ted rest at his neck. "You're cute..."

“You’re cuter.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek, before resting his head back on Bill’s shoulder.

"Naahh, you're much cuter." Bill smiles, softly stroking Ted's hair with one hand, holding him close with the other. "Seeingg you go bright red alll because of me is damn adorable.."

Ted sighs happily, practically melting.

He chuckles, “Mm.. I could say the same thing to you.”

"Oh coulldd you now..?" Bill raises an eyebrow, smirking softly. So he decides to carefully guide Ted's chin to get him looking, whispering softly. "Look at mee.~"

The bastard blushes, smiling. “Hi handsome.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips.

Billl flusters instantly. "I- uhh, i, youuuu... aww dammiiit, i was tryinng to fluster youu!!" Dooork. He kisses back softly, alll nice and close.

Ted laughs, “I wasn’t even trying! You’re so cute.” He kisses Bill’s lips again, then his cheek, then his jaw. “I love you so much.”

He tilts his head back a liittle, smiling softly. "Mm.. Shhshhush,, it's not my fault you're so damn handsome, Teddy!" GAAAYYYBOY. Bill savours each kiss, loving all the adoration from his boyfriend.

The bastard’s face goes red at the nickname as he rolls his eyes playfully. “Ohh, you’re just as handsome, my darling.” He kisses Bill for the millionth time.

"Hmmmmmh? If youu say so, hotstuff!!" He comfortably nuzzles his head to the crook of his neck, laying there happily...

“Mmhm!” Ted smiles, patting Bill’s back gently. They’re so in love im going to EXPLODE!!!!

He chuckles, comfortably curling up all leaned against him. "Cozyyy... Holdd meee,,," Bill you gay ass motherfucker!!

Ted leans back, bringing Bill with him. “I am holding you, sunshine.” He chuckles, rubbing circles on his back.

Bill clingsss. "Hmhmhgh...goood, I like being heldd...."

“God, you’re adorable.” He lays his head down onto a pillow happily.

"Youu aree.." He chuckles, yanking a blanket over the twoo. "I love you more than anything...."

He hums, “I love you more than anything.” He giggles to himself.

"Oh youu sapp.." Bill smiles, nuzzling Ted softly!

“I can’t help it! You’re just so pretty, and caring, and thoughtful, and I love you sooo much!!” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GOING TO TURN THEM INTO A SMOOTHIE

"Pf--pffhh, oh you..." Bill sneaks a kiss to his cheek, thenn comfortably nuzzling his cheek to his. Dork. "I love you so muuch I'm so glad we don't have work todayy.."

Ted leans into the touch, “I love you so much more, sunshine.” He traces shapes onto Bill’s skin.

He lets him, doing his best to stay awake in the comfort of his arms. "Mmmmmmmmm......"

“You’re so gorgeous. I just love you soo much.” THEYRE SO SWEET

"Mmm gettin a little sleepy.." grown ass man

He curlls up in his arms comfily!!

“Hm? You can sleep if you need, doll.” He pats Bill’s back softly.

Bill eventually falls asleep on Ted, curled up alll nice and cozy, Probably only getting up again when either of them get hungry. "Mmmhmhpfhfhf...."

Ted ends up falling asleep shortly after his lover. THEYRE SO CUTE!!!!! EXPLODES INTO CONFETTI!!!!

Bill snores away, head on Ted's chest. FUCKING EXPLODES!!!!

After an hour or so, the bastard wakes up. He positions his head so he can see Bill better. He smiles, admiring him.

Bill's snoring away comfortably.. He's peaceful... laying on Ted, not having moved too much. He mumbles in his slumber, "i love ted so much.. mmimimi... mmmmmmm.."

Ted chuckles softly, gently putting his hand on Bill’s back again. “God, you’re so cute.” He whispers.

He leans to the crook of his neck, stiill fast asleep. So, so peaceful.. "Mmmhhh...." Bill cliings to Ted, mumbling softly. Ted makes a nice pillow...

Ted lays his head back down, trying to make it more comfortable for Bill. “I love you so much.” He mumbles.

"Mmhfhh.... i wanna marry you so bad...." Snooriing, slowly waking up a little, still on Ted like a blanket.

He blushes, chuckling softly. “Gonna save up ‘n get you a pretty ring.” He whispers.

"Mmmhhh? Morrniinggg hubbb- hun....."

“G’morning, pretty boy.” He smiles, lifting his head back up.

"Mmh.. prettyboy? Morning songbird..."

“Mmhm, so pretty.” He smiles, “How’d you sleep, doll?”

"Mmm....comfy..." Bill clings, "You're likee... a pillloww..."

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, “Is that so?” He uses his arm to prop himself up better. “You’re so cute.”

"Woaahh..... handsome...." He's so comfy!!!!! Cozy!! Thriving!

He chuckles. “I could say the same thing about you, dollface.”

Cupping Ted's face, pressing their foreheads together. "Mm.."

He smiles wider, this time with his teeth. “God, you’re so cute. I love you so much.”

"Mmfmffhhhffffhfhf...." Bill's stiill sleepy, clinging nice and close to Ted..

He places a quick kiss to Bill’s lips, before touching their foreheads together again. “My handsome man..”

"Mmm.. I don' wannaa movee.."

Ted chuckles softly, “You don’t have to, you can stay riiight here.”

Bill nuzzles into the crook of his neck, makiin soft little sounds as he gets himself cozy. "Goood... I love youuu..'

“I love you more!” Ted traces shapes on Bill’s back gently, humming some sort of song to himself.

"I lovee youu so muchhhhhhhh.." Bill comfortably leans into every little touch.. daww.

“I love you so much moooore!” He pokes Bill’s back a few times. “You’re so pretty!!”

"D'aww, pff, wait til ya see me in a dresss." Bill chuckles, gigglin' a bit more from the touch!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? You’re cute.” SQUISHES THEM!!!!!

"Mmmm, probably gonna burrn your pretty damn hot face off by accident.." Bill winks, stiill clinging nicely to him, playfully running a finger down the middle of Ted's chest.

The bastard blushes, giggling once again, “Is that so? I’ll believe when I see it.” THESE DORKS!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!

Bill smiles, cupping Ted's face with his hands and kissing the corner of his mouth. "So, so cute...." He chuckles, "I'll tryyy not to freak you out on our first date.."

“Mm, I don’t think you freaking me out is possible.” He smiles, kissing Bill’s lips.

"Oh reaally.." He chuckles softly, kissing back and playfully resting his hands on Ted's chest.

“Mmhm. Really.” He softly pokes Bill’s cheek.

"Mm, I'll tryyy figuring out what to wear, then.."

Ted chuckles, “You have fun with that.” He kisses Bill’s lips softly. AUGH THEYRE SO CUTE

Bull blushes, sweetly running his fingers through Ted's hair. "Mm tooo cozy to get up."

If Ted were a cat, he’d be purring. “You don’t have to get up, just stay right here with me.” He softly kisses Bill’s cheek.

"mmmm... Sounds wonderful,hon.."

Bill leans into the kiss, niiice and comfy, kissing back!

He chuckles softly, beginning to rub circles on Bill’s back. “I love you.” He’s said that like a million times

"I know..." He smiles, leaning into Ted's touch. "Aat some poiint one of us has to go make breakfasttt."

“I can if you’d like?” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. THESE GAYS. I LOVE THEM

"Pleaaase?" Fluttering his eyelashesss. He cliings onto him, mumbling softly as he presses tiny kisses down Ted's neck.

Ted blushes, chuckling a bit. “How can I say no to that pretty face? Alright, let me get up ‘n I’ll make you whatever you want.”

"Mmm... waffless.. ooh,, wouldd it be too much to ask for some of that salted caramel icecream to be added ontop?"

He places a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, lightly caressing his cheek. “Not too much at all, my dear.”

Bill leans into Ted's hand, closing his eyes and smiling into his touch. "Mmmgg... Goooddd.. cause it tastes really nicee.."

“You taste really nice.” COOORRRNNYYY!!!!!!👎👎👎 i say as i made him say that… ok anyway

“Alrighty, let’s get up and make you some waffles, hm?”

Bill short circuits and blushes wildly at the first sentence. "I whhuuh--!? Ted! J-jesus..."

He nods in embarrassment and pulls himself off of his boyfriend carefullly, hopping off the bed and putting on some bunny slippers.

Ted laughs, “Your reactions make me wanna see how far I can go with this.” GAYASS

He slides off the bed, lacing their hands together and guiding him to the kitchen. I’m also not going to be typing the entire waffle making thing out. Sorry if you needed a tutorial on how to make waffles

Ted cuts Bill’s waffle into small pieces cause he’s gay and shit

Bill's stiill blushin. "J-jesus Ted!"

He sits down, having gently placed a fleece blanket over his shoulders. Bill lovingly watches Ted.

Once done, he places a soft kiss to Bill’s forehead before sitting down. “There y’ go, my prince.” He smiles, beginning to cut his own waffles.

Bill blushes, kissing Ted on the cheek then gettin to munchingg!! "Awh, you're so sweeeet..." Om nom nomm.. mmm yummy!!!

He chuckles, “I love you so much.” Mmm waffles. That’s it, that’s my commentary

"I love you so much moreeeee." Pffbfbftpfptjrt. Yummy 😋😋😋🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

All he does is smile lovingly. “God, you’re adorable.” THEYRE SO CUTE AUGH

"I knoooooow!" Bill wipes his mouth with a napkin once he's finished his food, theen jumps riight onto Ted to smooch him sweetly.

He giggles, wiping his hands and face with a napkin, before kissing him back. “You’re so pretty.”

"Pfffftt.. A-Aawww.... Really?" He chuckles softly, casually straddling his boyfriend.

Ted nods, “Mmhm! You’re so pretty. Prettiest man I’ve ever seen.. other than myself.” He jokes, giggling to himself a bit, before kissing Bill’s cheek

"Mmm.. I like that..." Bill blushes softly, nuzzling into him. He casually nuzzles into the crook of Ted's neck, wrapping his legs around him. GAYYY

Ted chuckles softly, “Good, good.” He begins to rub circles on Bill’s back.

"Goddd I love you more than anythingg." Bill stretchhess, Now cuddling into his boyfriend's chest. DORK.

“I love you more than anything.” He kisses the top of his lovers head. THEYRE SO GAY

"Oh psshhh stop it youuu... don't you dareee stop, actually-" GAYASS.

He laughs, “I wasn’t planning on it, don’t you worry your pretty little head.” He squeezes Bill gently.

"Hmph, Good boyy." He's cozyy. He's thrivingg. He's gay as hell!! "I'm colddddd."

He blushes, face turning red. “M- Mhm.”

“We can go back into the bedroom? Blankets can fix that.”

"Carry meee loverboyyy,,," GAYYY

He nods with smile, swiftly picking both Bill and himself up, walking to the bedroom, and gently placing Bill onto the bed, before covering him in a blanket and sitting next to him.

"Wooah--" ..Flustered from being carried.

Bill then cozily wraps the blanket around himself, yanking Ted closer. "cmereee, I need youu."

Ted inches closer, “Oh, you need me, hmm?” Ted stop being gay I’m gonna spritz you with water

"T-Ted!" Bill whiines and covers his face in embarassment. "Gett your mind outta the gutter--- Cmereeeeeeee!!"

Ted laughs, covering Bill’s neck in kisses. “Do you know how hard that is for me? .. hah, hard.” Giggling a little bit

"Hmmmphh, youu..!" Bill chuckles, Happily accepting every little kiss at his neck.

He moves onto Bill’s face, kissing at it a few times before stopping all together. “You’re so cute!”

"S-says the guy that cant help but kiss meee." He blushes, leaning into Every little kiss

He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it lightly. “I can’t help it, you’re just so kissable!”

"Kisss meeeee!!!"

“Anything for you, my darling.” He chuckles softly, gently placing a few kisses to Bill’s lips.

"Quiite the casanova as always, my lovee."

He touches their foreheads together, lacing their hands together. “I love you so much.”

"I love youu moreeee~!" Bill chuckles, his face warm as hell! "Godd you're so cute, Ted.."

He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips, “I think you’re cute, too.”

"You're cuterrrr."

He giggles, blushing. “Whatever you say, sunshine.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

"Mmm,, goood." Bill smiles, lightly rubbing Ted's hand with his thumb. Gayboooy. He's so damn lovable. "I can't help but imagine our wedding in my head, isnt that silly..'

Ted uses his free hand to cup Bill’s face, kissing it all over. “That’s not silly at all, that’s just adorable. You’re adorable, and I love you so much.”

"Mm..." Bill blushes, allowing every little affection. "You're just so,!!,! Uuggh,,, And we haven't even beeen on a proper date yet have we, pffftt???"

“That’s true.. maybe we should fix that sometime, hm?” He smiles, continuing to pepper Bill’s face in kisses.

"Absoluutely..." Bill blushes, making sure Ted reached every kissable part of his face. "Hmmm... oh my, I'll need to figure out what to wear!"

Ted nods, nuzzling their foreheads together, before leaving Bill’s face alone completely. For now. “I’m sure you’ll look handsome, my darling.” He smiles.

Bill chuckles, looking longingly at his lover. "Yeah?"

“Mmhm. I’m positive that whatever you’d wear you’d look amazing.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently

"Awww, gee.." Bill squeezes back, hearts in his eyes. Godd he loves him so much.. "What're we doing again?"

“Well.. we were watching Mamma Mia before we fell back asleep.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Ohhh riight, pff.." He smiles softly, sighing lovingly. "Goodness I love ya more than anythin..."

“I love you more than anything!” He smiles back, looking at him with pure love in his eyes. “You’re so gorgeous.”

Bill chuckles, holding Ted's face. "I'll tryyy not t' look too gorgeous for our first date, pff.."

Ted chuckles softly, leaning into his touch. “Oh yeah? Well, I guess I’ll do the same then.” He winks, giggling at himself.

Bill smiles, pressing a gentle but passionate kiss to Ted's lips. "God DAMN you're cute.."

Ted happily kisses back, blushing. “Y- You’re cuter!” He smiles.

"Says youu, love.." Kisssss!! Kiss!

Make ou/j

He chuckles, kissing back. “I love you!” THEYRE SO ADORABLE

"Pffjfjfj, we can't stop kissin eachother can we, eh?"

He snorts, giggling. “We really can’t. I think that’s cute.”

"Yeaahh, Cmeree hotstuff." Bill laughs, thenn pulling Ted closer once again with a soft smirk.

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s lips. “You just want me as close as possible, huh?”

"Course I wantcha." Bill chuckles, kissing back and wrapping his arms over his shoulders.

“Well, good thing I want you too, hm?” He smiles with his teeth.

Bill's face goes BRIGHT RED. "I- wha.. You-- whu- woa!??"

He laughs, head falling down. “Is this news to you, or something?” He looks back at Bill with a smirk.

Bill squeaks, covering his face! "N-no, It's jus- the- the way ya said it flustered meeee?!? Daammnit.."

Ted places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “Yeaah.. you’re lucky I didn’t say it in a different way.” He chuckles.

"Y-you-- wha!?" Poor Bill 😭😭😭

He giggles, “God, you are just so easy to fluster, it’s so fun!”

"N-nooo!"

“Mmhm! You are! It’s super cute.” He places another soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Mmhhhfff." He kisses back, holding onto him in pretend annoyance. Pf.

He chuckles, “You’re just the cutest!”

Bill Hmphs, rolling over into Ted's arms.

He chuckles again, gently squeezing Bill. “What? Don’t wanna talk to me anymore?”

Bill pouuts at him, quickly nuzzling into the slightly taller man's chest. "Shhhhhushhh loverboy..."

Ted smiles, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s head. “Ohh, that’s nearly impossible for me.”

"Howw do I get ya to thennn, hmm? My lips?? Tongue?" Bill jokes, running a finger up and down the middle of Ted's chest playfully.

Immediately, his face goes red. “Umm.. haahah, maybe?” Gayass

He leans forward, hands on either side of his lover. "Hmmmm? What did I say?"

He nervously avoids eye contact, face still red. “Um.. Y- You asked how to shut me up.”

"W-whoopsiee." Hand on Ted's chin, his thumb brushing against Ted's lower lip..

He rolls his eyes playfully, looking back at Bill. “‘Whoopsie’? That’s a cute word for someone who just offered to shut me up with his tongue.” He chuckles.

Bill laughs, Stilll holding Ted's face carefully. "Juuust an offer sweetheaart."

“Yeah?” He smiles, touching their foreheads together.

"Mmhmm!" Bill laughs, laying cozily on him like a blanket.

He gently squeezes Bill, “You’re cute.”

Bill blushes, resting his arms. "I know...."

“Good. I’m glad you know.” He squeezes Bill gently once more.

"What time is it honn?"

He placed a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek, before adjusting to check his phone. “Uhh.. thirty minutes past two.” I hate when people do that but I think he’d do that cause he’s annoying. Heart emoji

Bill chuckles, playfully running a finger up Ted's chest. "Wanna do anythin today then?"

He smiles, blushing slightly. “I don’t really have anything in mind.. Whatever you wanna do, I’m cool with.”

Bill blushed, placing a hand on Ted's cheek gently. "Well I don't have any idea either, love, I'm jus' boreddd and I like doin things with you."

He leans into the touch, “Hm.. well, I could head home real quick to change, ‘nd come back to take you on a little date?”

Bill nods, eeven more blushy.

"Oh?"

"How could I say no to that? I gotta change toooo, pff." He smiles softly, carefully moving off of his lover so he can get up.

He nods, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “I’m gonna take a shower too, but I’ll be fast, I promise. Text me once you’re ready, pretty boy.” And with that, he gets up and leaves.

Bill nods, then going to get himself ready once Ted's left..

Once home, the bastard showers, and changes into fresh clothes; A pink and white button up shirt, and some blue jeans.

Bill takes some time to get dressed, finally deciding on a white polo shirt with a navy blazer over the top, and a simple pair of pants the same color. He texts him once he's ready- of course adding a little heart at the end!

Ted smiles at the text, replying with a heart.

He drives back, knocking on Bill’s door.

Bill opens the door, blushing like an idiot. "Hi, handsome.."

Ted smiles back, “Hiya, doll.” He places a quick soft kiss to his cheek. “Ready to go? I was thinking we could take a drive and see where we end up. Or is there something you wanted to do in specific?”

"Doll? Pfff,, oh you!" Bill chuckles softly, nodding as he walks out the door, taking Ted's hand. "Of course- hmm... Yeah, I don't mind! That sounds nice, hon."

He gently squeezes his hand, before softly kissing it. “Alrighty!” He smiles, leading his lover to the car, opening the passenger seat door for him, before getting into the car himself.

Bill blushes like an idiot, getting into the passenger seat, doiing his seatbelt, then looking to Ted with hearts in his eyes.

Ted looks back at him with a smile, “You’re so handsome, you know that?” He chuckles softly to himself, before putting his seatbelt on, and putting the keys in.

"I- uh, I think I know?... It does feel alot better to hear you say i am.."

Ted glances at his lover with a smile, “Well, get used to it. Because you’re very handsome, and I want you knowing that.”

"Awhh.. of course.." Bill chuckles, heart warming up just from the look of Ted. "Riight now ya gotta focus on drivingg, ya said we could take a drive n see where it takes us?"

He nods, “‘f course! Unless there’s somewhere you wanted to go? If not, I’ll just.. drive around, like I said.” He smiles.

"Well,, I don' really have any idea in mind.." Bill chuckles, carefully holding on to his seatbelt through the ride.

He nods again, “That’s okay, sunshine.” Alright now I gotta think about where they end up this is gonna take all my brain cells

there there oomfie...

Bill watches outside the window, looking out for any signs.

Ted stops at a park with a duck pond. That’s it. That’s where they end up. It took me four hours to think of. I am so sorry

Bill looks outside, smiling softly. "Hmm.. this looks nice?"

He nods, mostly to himself. “I thought you’d like watching the ducks. If not, we could do something else?”

Bill smiles. "Sure love, c'monn." He gently squeezes Ted's hand, his thumb rubbing his palm.

He smiles back. “Alright.” He gets out of the car, quickly going around to the passenger side, and opening the door for his partner.

Bill presses a kiss to his cheek playfully. "Quiite the gentleman, huh?" He gently takes his arm as he closes the door.

He smiles, blushing. “Only for you, darling.”

Ted takes Bill’s hand gently, walking over to a bench near the pond.

He rests his head on Ted's shoulder once they sit down, closing his eyes for a moment. "This is nice..."

He puts a loving hand on Bill’s thigh, “Mmhm. I love you.”

Bill blushes, leaning on him. "God if I couuld kiss all over you I woullddddddd,, you're the best.."

“God, you are so cute” He chuckles softly.

"Says youu, loverboy." Bill playfully puts a hand under Ted's chin without lookin at him, casuallly focusing his eyes on the pond.

Ted blushes, playfully rolling his eyes. “I love you.”

"You do, huhh? Ohh I know thatt." Bill chuckles, Playfully leaning into him.

“I’m glad you know.” He smiles, tapping his fingers on Bill’s thigh.

He relaxes into his touch!!

Ted can’t help but keep smiling. He looks at the pond, spectating the ducks doing their thing.

"Back in spring, There was this one time I saw a bunch of little baby swans- They're called uh.. cygnets, yeah? They're all grey and fluffy! Like- like a little chinchilla, but if it was a lil ducklin."

He laughs, “Cygnets? Wow. That is a really weird name. I’m gonna start calling Pete that, just to fuck with him.. Anyway, that’s pretty cute. I love baby animals.” Me too!!!

"Ppfpfft, Oh you're ridiciulous!"

Bill chuckles playfully, casually leaning so his back is against Ted's legs. "Welll I've got a cat at home- Alice's takin care of the lil fella at the moment. He's cute, purrs really loud n' all."

He chuckles. “I’ve probably called him weirder things.”

“Awe! That’s adorable! I love cats.” ME TOO!!! CATS ARE SO CUTE!!!!! I am allergic though😔

He smiles, cupping Ted's face in his hands. "Yeah!! I think I named the little fella sky? After that guy from mamma mia, yeah!" Bill's thrivinggggg!!

Ted smiles, looking down at his lover. There are basically hearts in his eyes. “Awe, that’s so cute. You’re so cute.. And a little predictable.” He chuckles softly, playfully winking at Bill.

He blushes, "You're ridiculousss.."

"I'm cozy-- Ouhhh I shoulda brought a blanket- or a jacket, but I uhh, in my defense I keep forgetting about that even though I get cold easy!"

He chuckles. “You love it.”

“I might have a jacket or something in my car?? I could go check if you want, darling?”

"Pleaaaase?"

Batting his eyelashes, noot wanting to sit upright.

Ted chuckles, nodding. “Will do, sweet thing.” He carefully moves Bill, and then walks back over to the car, searching for a jacket.

After a minute or so, he comes back with a jacket in hand, wrapping it around his partner. “There you go! All better?”

Bill holds onto it to keep it around him, practically purring. "Mmmm.... better...." Bill waits for Ted to sit down before he can gently lay down on him. Pfff. "Cmereeeee."

Ted playfully rolls his eyes, sitting next to his lover. “I’m here, I’m here.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Good boy,," He chuckles, laying his back down on Ted's lap. "Comfyy,,,"

Ted’s face goes red, instinctively covering his smile with the back of his hand. “I love you.”

"Awhhh, I love you tooo, knuckleheadd." Bill gently brings Ted's hand to his lips, kissing him on the palm.

He smiles, face still slightly red. He gently laces their hands together, “You’re so cute.”

"Oh I knoww." He chuckles, holding Ted's hands happily. "Mm toasty,,,"

Ted chuckles softly, pure love in his eyes. “I know I sound like a broken record, but god, I love you so much.”

Bill carefully sits up on Ted's lap, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips as he playfully smirks. "Oh I know you doo, loverboyyy."

He happily kisses back with a smile, giggling a bit. “I’m glad you do.”

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm." Bill chuckles and cups Ted's face!! "You're kinda cuuuteee."

He chuckles, “Oh yeah? Well, I could say the same about you, doll.”

Hand on Ted's chin. Bill you Freak!!!

"Coulldd you?"

He giggles, nodding a bit. “Mmhm. You’re just adorable.”

Bill chuckles, still holding Ted's chin. "Okayy, loverboy." He kisses him gently, then returns to watching the ducks.

Ted happily kisses back, chuckling a bit. “Mmhm.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

Bill squeezes his, smiling like an idiot. "Heyy darlinnnng,,,"

“Hi, handsome. What’s up?” He lightly caresses the back of Bill’s hand.

"Youuuu, probably??" Wrapping his arms around Ted- DORKS!!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? Is that so?” He winks playfully, kissing Bill’s cheek.

"Oh you-- pf- you..!" Bill chuckles and moves to gentlyy bite his lover's lip just because he can. He's silly like that !!!

He smiles, blushing. “You’re so cute!“ I’m going to throw a bomb at him

"Sayss the guy who blushes whenever I do anythin'." He smirks mischieviously, playfully holding on as if he's about to fall off the bench.

He giggles, “Oh, hush.”

Bill blushes and lays back down, back against Ted's legs. "Mmm cozy."

He chuckles softly, gently caressing Bill’s cheek. “Oh yeah? That’s good, ‘m glad.”

He leans up to press a kiss to Ted's lips, smiling into it softly. "Goddamn I love you- youu hungry?"

Ted happily kisses back, giggling. “I love you too, sunshine. Aaand.. not really, but if you are, we can get food.” He smiles.

"A little... Hmm,, Not sure what I fancy, I just.. like being with you."

He chuckles, still smiling. “You’re cute. And that’s alright, just let me know when you figure out what you’d like, my darling.”

Bill blushes, cupping Ted's face. "Is there a cafe nearby, sweetheart?"

He looks off to the ducks, chewing on the inside of his cheek. “I.. think so??” He looks back at his lover with a smile, “I’d check, but that include me getting up to take my phone out, ‘nd I’m not sure if I wanna get up.. you’re just so sweet.”

"Mmm?" Bill laughs, still carefully holding onto him. "Aw... Ted, you flatter me.."

"Want me to check? I'm sure there's at least one cafe a walk away?"

He chuckles, still smiling fondly at him.

“Sure, sweet thing, sounds good.”

"C'mon, Ted." Bill smiles, carefully getting himself to sit up. "Ahh fuck my back."

#Nooo #pelts ted with bricks!!!#alwo my phones at 69%#jelp #bill yaps

“So I’ve been told.” He chuckles, gently placing his hands on Bill’s waist.

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He squeaks from the touch, allowing it.. dork. "Mmm, I've heard a lot of that talk about youu, handsome."

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He hums, placing a few kisses on Bill’s face. “‘m sure you have.” Ted winks. Someone get this guy. Just take him. Get him away. Slash silly

He blushes, accepting each kiss, feeling comfy at the touch around his waist. "Pff.. wow, I really like being held..!"

“That’s a plus for me, I like holding you.” The bastard smiles, kissing his face aaaaall over. Gayass

"pfpfpfpfpft." He leaans his head a little, overall thriving in the closeness. "Hahh.. god, you're soo damn charming.."

“You’re so gorgeous, you know that?” He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it.

"Mmmm..." Billl leans his face into it, cupping Ted's hand with his. "Maay need a little convincing.."

He sighs, rolling his eyes playfully. “Oh, I’m sure you do.”

Ted cups Bill’s face in his hands, beginning to kiss it all over, not leaving any part of Bill’s face untouched. He slowly moves to Bill’s neck, and anywhere else he could reach.

Bill purrrs cozily, accepting every affection. "Awhh now my waist feels cold, not faiirrrr hotstufff!"

Ted giggles, “Maybe if you stand on your knees I’ll be able to kiss your waist, too.” GAY!!!!!!

"Hmmm? okaayy, loverboyy! Gimmeeeeeeee."

Ted lays down a bit, gently positioning Bill so he’s standing on his knees. The bastard starts kissing Bill’s stomach, then moves to his waist, moving down slightly so he can kiss him easier. This gayass makes me angry. He’s too gay. I don’t like it. Slash joke

Bill blushes wiildly at every kiss, letting him do so, moving a little bit to help. "pffhfpfpffh,, awh you..." HE'S SO KISSABLE.... ted's gonna eat that poor man up i swear

He giggles, sitting back up. “You believe me now?” I’m gonna squish them

"Mmhmhmhmhmh, I jus' like bein loved on." He stretchess, pullling Ted over gently.

Ted chuckles softly, “Well, it’s a good thing I can’t help but kiss you all over.” He wraps his arms around his lover, resting his head on Bill’s shoulder.

Bill smiles, stroking Ted's hair softly. "I'm just that irresistible, ehhhh?"

He nods, “Mmhm. You really are.” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA THROW THEM

"G-gee huh..." His heart flutterrrrrrrss. Continuing to stroke ted's hair, like a dorkk. gayboygayboy.

Ted sighs happily, “You’re so cute, ‘m gonna eat you up.” And he just stays there completely still he is lying he is not going to commit cannibalism at this moment

Bill blushes, holding him close and cozy. "Awwh, good boyyy. Want me to take my shirt off again? Pfff." Petting Ted's haiir againn. Try not to cannibalize your boyfriend challenge

Ted’s face turns red, hiding it in the crook of Bill’s neck. THEYRE SO GAY!!!!!

“Maybe..” You aren’t slick buddy i know what you are

Bill chuckles softly, casuually tossing his shirt off and letting Ted rest at his neck. "You're cute..."

“You’re cuter.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek, before resting his head back on Bill’s shoulder.

"Naahh, you're much cuter." Bill smiles, softly stroking Ted's hair with one hand, holding him close with the other. "Seeingg you go bright red alll because of me is damn adorable.."

Ted sighs happily, practically melting.

He chuckles, “Mm.. I could say the same thing to you.”

"Oh coulldd you now..?" Bill raises an eyebrow, smirking softly. So he decides to carefully guide Ted's chin to get him looking, whispering softly. "Look at mee.~"

The bastard blushes, smiling. “Hi handsome.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips.

Billl flusters instantly. "I- uhh, i, youuuu... aww dammiiit, i was tryinng to fluster youu!!" Dooork. He kisses back softly, alll nice and close.

Ted laughs, “I wasn’t even trying! You’re so cute.” He kisses Bill’s lips again, then his cheek, then his jaw. “I love you so much.”

He tilts his head back a liittle, smiling softly. "Mm.. Shhshhush,, it's not my fault you're so damn handsome, Teddy!" GAAAYYYBOY. Bill savours each kiss, loving all the adoration from his boyfriend.

The bastard’s face goes red at the nickname as he rolls his eyes playfully. “Ohh, you’re just as handsome, my darling.” He kisses Bill for the millionth time.

"Hmmmmmh? If youu say so, hotstuff!!" He comfortably nuzzles his head to the crook of his neck, laying there happily...

“Mmhm!” Ted smiles, patting Bill’s back gently. They’re so in love im going to EXPLODE!!!!

He chuckles, comfortably curling up all leaned against him. "Cozyyy... Holdd meee,,," Bill you gay ass motherfucker!!

Ted leans back, bringing Bill with him. “I am holding you, sunshine.” He chuckles, rubbing circles on his back.

Bill clingsss. "Hmhmhgh...goood, I like being heldd...."

“God, you’re adorable.” He lays his head down onto a pillow happily.

"Youu aree.." He chuckles, yanking a blanket over the twoo. "I love you more than anything...."

He hums, “I love you more than anything.” He giggles to himself.

"Oh youu sapp.." Bill smiles, nuzzling Ted softly!

“I can’t help it! You’re just so pretty, and caring, and thoughtful, and I love you sooo much!!” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GOING TO TURN THEM INTO A SMOOTHIE

"Pf--pffhh, oh you..." Bill sneaks a kiss to his cheek, thenn comfortably nuzzling his cheek to his. Dork. "I love you so muuch I'm so glad we don't have work todayy.."

Ted leans into the touch, “I love you so much more, sunshine.” He traces shapes onto Bill’s skin.

He lets him, doing his best to stay awake in the comfort of his arms. "Mmmmmmmmm......"

“You’re so gorgeous. I just love you soo much.” THEYRE SO SWEET

"Mmm gettin a little sleepy.." grown ass man

He curlls up in his arms comfily!!

“Hm? You can sleep if you need, doll.” He pats Bill’s back softly.

Bill eventually falls asleep on Ted, curled up alll nice and cozy, Probably only getting up again when either of them get hungry. "Mmmhmhpfhfhf...."

Ted ends up falling asleep shortly after his lover. THEYRE SO CUTE!!!!! EXPLODES INTO CONFETTI!!!!

Bill snores away, head on Ted's chest. FUCKING EXPLODES!!!!

After an hour or so, the bastard wakes up. He positions his head so he can see Bill better. He smiles, admiring him.

Bill's snoring away comfortably.. He's peaceful... laying on Ted, not having moved too much. He mumbles in his slumber, "i love ted so much.. mmimimi... mmmmmmm.."

Ted chuckles softly, gently putting his hand on Bill’s back again. “God, you’re so cute.” He whispers.

He leans to the crook of his neck, stiill fast asleep. So, so peaceful.. "Mmmhhh...." Bill cliings to Ted, mumbling softly. Ted makes a nice pillow...

Ted lays his head back down, trying to make it more comfortable for Bill. “I love you so much.” He mumbles.

"Mmhfhh.... i wanna marry you so bad...." Snooriing, slowly waking up a little, still on Ted like a blanket.

He blushes, chuckling softly. “Gonna save up ‘n get you a pretty ring.” He whispers.

"Mmmhhh? Morrniinggg hubbb- hun....."

“G’morning, pretty boy.” He smiles, lifting his head back up.

"Mmh.. prettyboy? Morning songbird..."

“Mmhm, so pretty.” He smiles, “How’d you sleep, doll?”

"Mmm....comfy..." Bill clings, "You're likee... a pillloww..."

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, “Is that so?” He uses his arm to prop himself up better. “You’re so cute.”

"Woaahh..... handsome...." He's so comfy!!!!! Cozy!! Thriving!

He chuckles. “I could say the same thing about you, dollface.”

Cupping Ted's face, pressing their foreheads together. "Mm.."

He smiles wider, this time with his teeth. “God, you’re so cute. I love you so much.”

"Mmfmffhhhffffhfhf...." Bill's stiill sleepy, clinging nice and close to Ted..

He places a quick kiss to Bill’s lips, before touching their foreheads together again. “My handsome man..”

"Mmm.. I don' wannaa movee.."

Ted chuckles softly, “You don’t have to, you can stay riiight here.”

Bill nuzzles into the crook of his neck, makiin soft little sounds as he gets himself cozy. "Goood... I love youuu..'

“I love you more!” Ted traces shapes on Bill’s back gently, humming some sort of song to himself.

"I lovee youu so muchhhhhhhh.." Bill comfortably leans into every little touch.. daww.

“I love you so much moooore!” He pokes Bill’s back a few times. “You’re so pretty!!”

"D'aww, pff, wait til ya see me in a dresss." Bill chuckles, gigglin' a bit more from the touch!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? You’re cute.” SQUISHES THEM!!!!!

"Mmmm, probably gonna burrn your pretty damn hot face off by accident.." Bill winks, stiill clinging nicely to him, playfully running a finger down the middle of Ted's chest.

The bastard blushes, giggling once again, “Is that so? I’ll believe when I see it.” THESE DORKS!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!

Bill smiles, cupping Ted's face with his hands and kissing the corner of his mouth. "So, so cute...." He chuckles, "I'll tryyy not to freak you out on our first date.."

“Mm, I don’t think you freaking me out is possible.” He smiles, kissing Bill’s lips.

"Oh reaally.." He chuckles softly, kissing back and playfully resting his hands on Ted's chest.

“Mmhm. Really.” He softly pokes Bill’s cheek.

"Mm, I'll tryyy figuring out what to wear, then.."

Ted chuckles, “You have fun with that.” He kisses Bill’s lips softly. AUGH THEYRE SO CUTE

Bull blushes, sweetly running his fingers through Ted's hair. "Mm tooo cozy to get up."

If Ted were a cat, he’d be purring. “You don’t have to get up, just stay right here with me.” He softly kisses Bill’s cheek.

"mmmm... Sounds wonderful,hon.."

Bill leans into the kiss, niiice and comfy, kissing back!

He chuckles softly, beginning to rub circles on Bill’s back. “I love you.” He’s said that like a million times

"I know..." He smiles, leaning into Ted's touch. "Aat some poiint one of us has to go make breakfasttt."

“I can if you’d like?” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. THESE GAYS. I LOVE THEM

"Pleaaase?" Fluttering his eyelashesss. He cliings onto him, mumbling softly as he presses tiny kisses down Ted's neck.

Ted blushes, chuckling a bit. “How can I say no to that pretty face? Alright, let me get up ‘n I’ll make you whatever you want.”

"Mmm... waffless.. ooh,, wouldd it be too much to ask for some of that salted caramel icecream to be added ontop?"

He places a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, lightly caressing his cheek. “Not too much at all, my dear.”

Bill leans into Ted's hand, closing his eyes and smiling into his touch. "Mmmgg... Goooddd.. cause it tastes really nicee.."

“You taste really nice.” COOORRRNNYYY!!!!!!👎👎👎 i say as i made him say that… ok anyway

“Alrighty, let’s get up and make you some waffles, hm?”

Bill short circuits and blushes wildly at the first sentence. "I whhuuh--!? Ted! J-jesus..."

He nods in embarrassment and pulls himself off of his boyfriend carefullly, hopping off the bed and putting on some bunny slippers.

Ted laughs, “Your reactions make me wanna see how far I can go with this.” GAYASS

He slides off the bed, lacing their hands together and guiding him to the kitchen. I’m also not going to be typing the entire waffle making thing out. Sorry if you needed a tutorial on how to make waffles

Ted cuts Bill’s waffle into small pieces cause he’s gay and shit

Bill's stiill blushin. "J-jesus Ted!"

He sits down, having gently placed a fleece blanket over his shoulders. Bill lovingly watches Ted.

Once done, he places a soft kiss to Bill’s forehead before sitting down. “There y’ go, my prince.” He smiles, beginning to cut his own waffles.

Bill blushes, kissing Ted on the cheek then gettin to munchingg!! "Awh, you're so sweeeet..." Om nom nomm.. mmm yummy!!!

He chuckles, “I love you so much.” Mmm waffles. That’s it, that’s my commentary

"I love you so much moreeeee." Pffbfbftpfptjrt. Yummy 😋😋😋🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

All he does is smile lovingly. “God, you’re adorable.” THEYRE SO CUTE AUGH

"I knoooooow!" Bill wipes his mouth with a napkin once he's finished his food, theen jumps riight onto Ted to smooch him sweetly.

He giggles, wiping his hands and face with a napkin, before kissing him back. “You’re so pretty.”

"Pfffftt.. A-Aawww.... Really?" He chuckles softly, casually straddling his boyfriend.

Ted nods, “Mmhm! You’re so pretty. Prettiest man I’ve ever seen.. other than myself.” He jokes, giggling to himself a bit, before kissing Bill’s cheek

"Mmm.. I like that..." Bill blushes softly, nuzzling into him. He casually nuzzles into the crook of Ted's neck, wrapping his legs around him. GAYYY

Ted chuckles softly, “Good, good.” He begins to rub circles on Bill’s back.

"Goddd I love you more than anythingg." Bill stretchhess, Now cuddling into his boyfriend's chest. DORK.

“I love you more than anything.” He kisses the top of his lovers head. THEYRE SO GAY

"Oh psshhh stop it youuu... don't you dareee stop, actually-" GAYASS.

He laughs, “I wasn’t planning on it, don’t you worry your pretty little head.” He squeezes Bill gently.

"Hmph, Good boyy." He's cozyy. He's thrivingg. He's gay as hell!! "I'm colddddd."

He blushes, face turning red. “M- Mhm.”

“We can go back into the bedroom? Blankets can fix that.”

"Carry meee loverboyyy,,," GAYYY

He nods with smile, swiftly picking both Bill and himself up, walking to the bedroom, and gently placing Bill onto the bed, before covering him in a blanket and sitting next to him.

"Wooah--" ..Flustered from being carried.

Bill then cozily wraps the blanket around himself, yanking Ted closer. "cmereee, I need youu."

Ted inches closer, “Oh, you need me, hmm?” Ted stop being gay I’m gonna spritz you with water

"T-Ted!" Bill whiines and covers his face in embarassment. "Gett your mind outta the gutter--- Cmereeeeeeee!!"

Ted laughs, covering Bill’s neck in kisses. “Do you know how hard that is for me? .. hah, hard.” Giggling a little bit

"Hmmmphh, youu..!" Bill chuckles, Happily accepting every little kiss at his neck.

He moves onto Bill’s face, kissing at it a few times before stopping all together. “You’re so cute!”

"S-says the guy that cant help but kiss meee." He blushes, leaning into Every little kiss

He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it lightly. “I can’t help it, you’re just so kissable!”

"Kisss meeeee!!!"

“Anything for you, my darling.” He chuckles softly, gently placing a few kisses to Bill’s lips.

"Quiite the casanova as always, my lovee."

He touches their foreheads together, lacing their hands together. “I love you so much.”

"I love youu moreeee~!" Bill chuckles, his face warm as hell! "Godd you're so cute, Ted.."

He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips, “I think you’re cute, too.”

"You're cuterrrr."

He giggles, blushing. “Whatever you say, sunshine.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

"Mmm,, goood." Bill smiles, lightly rubbing Ted's hand with his thumb. Gayboooy. He's so damn lovable. "I can't help but imagine our wedding in my head, isnt that silly..'

Ted uses his free hand to cup Bill’s face, kissing it all over. “That’s not silly at all, that’s just adorable. You’re adorable, and I love you so much.”

"Mm..." Bill blushes, allowing every little affection. "You're just so,!!,! Uuggh,,, And we haven't even beeen on a proper date yet have we, pffftt???"

“That’s true.. maybe we should fix that sometime, hm?” He smiles, continuing to pepper Bill’s face in kisses.

"Absoluutely..." Bill blushes, making sure Ted reached every kissable part of his face. "Hmmm... oh my, I'll need to figure out what to wear!"

Ted nods, nuzzling their foreheads together, before leaving Bill’s face alone completely. For now. “I’m sure you’ll look handsome, my darling.” He smiles.

Bill chuckles, looking longingly at his lover. "Yeah?"

“Mmhm. I’m positive that whatever you’d wear you’d look amazing.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently

"Awww, gee.." Bill squeezes back, hearts in his eyes. Godd he loves him so much.. "What're we doing again?"

“Well.. we were watching Mamma Mia before we fell back asleep.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Ohhh riight, pff.." He smiles softly, sighing lovingly. "Goodness I love ya more than anythin..."

“I love you more than anything!” He smiles back, looking at him with pure love in his eyes. “You’re so gorgeous.”

Bill chuckles, holding Ted's face. "I'll tryyy not t' look too gorgeous for our first date, pff.."

Ted chuckles softly, leaning into his touch. “Oh yeah? Well, I guess I’ll do the same then.” He winks, giggling at himself.

Bill smiles, pressing a gentle but passionate kiss to Ted's lips. "God DAMN you're cute.."

Ted happily kisses back, blushing. “Y- You’re cuter!” He smiles.

"Says youu, love.." Kisssss!! Kiss!

Make ou/j

He chuckles, kissing back. “I love you!” THEYRE SO ADORABLE

"Pffjfjfj, we can't stop kissin eachother can we, eh?"

He snorts, giggling. “We really can’t. I think that’s cute.”

"Yeaahh, Cmeree hotstuff." Bill laughs, thenn pulling Ted closer once again with a soft smirk.

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s lips. “You just want me as close as possible, huh?”

"Course I wantcha." Bill chuckles, kissing back and wrapping his arms over his shoulders.

“Well, good thing I want you too, hm?” He smiles with his teeth.

Bill's face goes BRIGHT RED. "I- wha.. You-- whu- woa!??"

He laughs, head falling down. “Is this news to you, or something?” He looks back at Bill with a smirk.

Bill squeaks, covering his face! "N-no, It's jus- the- the way ya said it flustered meeee?!? Daammnit.."

Ted places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “Yeaah.. you’re lucky I didn’t say it in a different way.” He chuckles.

"Y-you-- wha!?" Poor Bill 😭😭😭

He giggles, “God, you are just so easy to fluster, it’s so fun!”

"N-nooo!"

“Mmhm! You are! It’s super cute.” He places another soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Mmhhhfff." He kisses back, holding onto him in pretend annoyance. Pf.

He chuckles, “You’re just the cutest!”

Bill Hmphs, rolling over into Ted's arms.

He chuckles again, gently squeezing Bill. “What? Don’t wanna talk to me anymore?”

Bill pouuts at him, quickly nuzzling into the slightly taller man's chest. "Shhhhhushhh loverboy..."

Ted smiles, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s head. “Ohh, that’s nearly impossible for me.”

"Howw do I get ya to thennn, hmm? My lips?? Tongue?" Bill jokes, running a finger up and down the middle of Ted's chest playfully.

Immediately, his face goes red. “Umm.. haahah, maybe?” Gayass

He leans forward, hands on either side of his lover. "Hmmmm? What did I say?"

He nervously avoids eye contact, face still red. “Um.. Y- You asked how to shut me up.”

"W-whoopsiee." Hand on Ted's chin, his thumb brushing against Ted's lower lip..

He rolls his eyes playfully, looking back at Bill. “‘Whoopsie’? That’s a cute word for someone who just offered to shut me up with his tongue.” He chuckles.

Bill laughs, Stilll holding Ted's face carefully. "Juuust an offer sweetheaart."

“Yeah?” He smiles, touching their foreheads together.

"Mmhmm!" Bill laughs, laying cozily on him like a blanket.

He gently squeezes Bill, “You’re cute.”

Bill blushes, resting his arms. "I know...."

“Good. I’m glad you know.” He squeezes Bill gently once more.

"What time is it honn?"

He placed a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek, before adjusting to check his phone. “Uhh.. thirty minutes past two.” I hate when people do that but I think he’d do that cause he’s annoying. Heart emoji

Bill chuckles, playfully running a finger up Ted's chest. "Wanna do anythin today then?"

He smiles, blushing slightly. “I don’t really have anything in mind.. Whatever you wanna do, I’m cool with.”

Bill blushed, placing a hand on Ted's cheek gently. "Well I don't have any idea either, love, I'm jus' boreddd and I like doin things with you."

He leans into the touch, “Hm.. well, I could head home real quick to change, ‘nd come back to take you on a little date?”

Bill nods, eeven more blushy.

"Oh?"

"How could I say no to that? I gotta change toooo, pff." He smiles softly, carefully moving off of his lover so he can get up.

He nods, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “I’m gonna take a shower too, but I’ll be fast, I promise. Text me once you’re ready, pretty boy.” And with that, he gets up and leaves.

Bill nods, then going to get himself ready once Ted's left..

Once home, the bastard showers, and changes into fresh clothes; A pink and white button up shirt, and some blue jeans.

Bill takes some time to get dressed, finally deciding on a white polo shirt with a navy blazer over the top, and a simple pair of pants the same color. He texts him once he's ready- of course adding a little heart at the end!

Ted smiles at the text, replying with a heart.

He drives back, knocking on Bill’s door.

Bill opens the door, blushing like an idiot. "Hi, handsome.."

Ted smiles back, “Hiya, doll.” He places a quick soft kiss to his cheek. “Ready to go? I was thinking we could take a drive and see where we end up. Or is there something you wanted to do in specific?”

"Doll? Pfff,, oh you!" Bill chuckles softly, nodding as he walks out the door, taking Ted's hand. "Of course- hmm... Yeah, I don't mind! That sounds nice, hon."

He gently squeezes his hand, before softly kissing it. “Alrighty!” He smiles, leading his lover to the car, opening the passenger seat door for him, before getting into the car himself.

Bill blushes like an idiot, getting into the passenger seat, doiing his seatbelt, then looking to Ted with hearts in his eyes.

Ted looks back at him with a smile, “You’re so handsome, you know that?” He chuckles softly to himself, before putting his seatbelt on, and putting the keys in.

"I- uh, I think I know?... It does feel alot better to hear you say i am.."

Ted glances at his lover with a smile, “Well, get used to it. Because you’re very handsome, and I want you knowing that.”

"Awhh.. of course.." Bill chuckles, heart warming up just from the look of Ted. "Riight now ya gotta focus on drivingg, ya said we could take a drive n see where it takes us?"

He nods, “‘f course! Unless there’s somewhere you wanted to go? If not, I’ll just.. drive around, like I said.” He smiles.

"Well,, I don' really have any idea in mind.." Bill chuckles, carefully holding on to his seatbelt through the ride.

He nods again, “That’s okay, sunshine.” Alright now I gotta think about where they end up this is gonna take all my brain cells

there there oomfie...

Bill watches outside the window, looking out for any signs.

Ted stops at a park with a duck pond. That’s it. That’s where they end up. It took me four hours to think of. I am so sorry

Bill looks outside, smiling softly. "Hmm.. this looks nice?"

He nods, mostly to himself. “I thought you’d like watching the ducks. If not, we could do something else?”

Bill smiles. "Sure love, c'monn." He gently squeezes Ted's hand, his thumb rubbing his palm.

He smiles back. “Alright.” He gets out of the car, quickly going around to the passenger side, and opening the door for his partner.

Bill presses a kiss to his cheek playfully. "Quiite the gentleman, huh?" He gently takes his arm as he closes the door.

He smiles, blushing. “Only for you, darling.”

Ted takes Bill’s hand gently, walking over to a bench near the pond.

He rests his head on Ted's shoulder once they sit down, closing his eyes for a moment. "This is nice..."

He puts a loving hand on Bill’s thigh, “Mmhm. I love you.”

Bill blushes, leaning on him. "God if I couuld kiss all over you I woullddddddd,, you're the best.."

“God, you are so cute” He chuckles softly.

"Says youu, loverboy." Bill playfully puts a hand under Ted's chin without lookin at him, casuallly focusing his eyes on the pond.

Ted blushes, playfully rolling his eyes. “I love you.”

"You do, huhh? Ohh I know thatt." Bill chuckles, Playfully leaning into him.

“I’m glad you know.” He smiles, tapping his fingers on Bill’s thigh.

He relaxes into his touch!!

Ted can’t help but keep smiling. He looks at the pond, spectating the ducks doing their thing.

"Back in spring, There was this one time I saw a bunch of little baby swans- They're called uh.. cygnets, yeah? They're all grey and fluffy! Like- like a little chinchilla, but if it was a lil ducklin."

He laughs, “Cygnets? Wow. That is a really weird name. I’m gonna start calling Pete that, just to fuck with him.. Anyway, that’s pretty cute. I love baby animals.” Me too!!!

"Ppfpfft, Oh you're ridiciulous!"

Bill chuckles playfully, casually leaning so his back is against Ted's legs. "Welll I've got a cat at home- Alice's takin care of the lil fella at the moment. He's cute, purrs really loud n' all."

He chuckles. “I’ve probably called him weirder things.”

“Awe! That’s adorable! I love cats.” ME TOO!!! CATS ARE SO CUTE!!!!! I am allergic though😔

He smiles, cupping Ted's face in his hands. "Yeah!! I think I named the little fella sky? After that guy from mamma mia, yeah!" Bill's thrivinggggg!!

Ted smiles, looking down at his lover. There are basically hearts in his eyes. “Awe, that’s so cute. You’re so cute.. And a little predictable.” He chuckles softly, playfully winking at Bill.

He blushes, "You're ridiculousss.."

"I'm cozy-- Ouhhh I shoulda brought a blanket- or a jacket, but I uhh, in my defense I keep forgetting about that even though I get cold easy!"

He chuckles. “You love it.”

“I might have a jacket or something in my car?? I could go check if you want, darling?”

"Pleaaaase?"

Batting his eyelashes, noot wanting to sit upright.

Ted chuckles, nodding. “Will do, sweet thing.” He carefully moves Bill, and then walks back over to the car, searching for a jacket.

After a minute or so, he comes back with a jacket in hand, wrapping it around his partner. “There you go! All better?”

Bill holds onto it to keep it around him, practically purring. "Mmmm.... better...." Bill waits for Ted to sit down before he can gently lay down on him. Pfff. "Cmereeeee."

Ted playfully rolls his eyes, sitting next to his lover. “I’m here, I’m here.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Good boy,," He chuckles, laying his back down on Ted's lap. "Comfyy,,,"

Ted’s face goes red, instinctively covering his smile with the back of his hand. “I love you.”

"Awhhh, I love you tooo, knuckleheadd." Bill gently brings Ted's hand to his lips, kissing him on the palm.

He smiles, face still slightly red. He gently laces their hands together, “You’re so cute.”

"Oh I knoww." He chuckles, holding Ted's hands happily. "Mm toasty,,,"

Ted chuckles softly, pure love in his eyes. “I know I sound like a broken record, but god, I love you so much.”

Bill carefully sits up on Ted's lap, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips as he playfully smirks. "Oh I know you doo, loverboyyy."

He happily kisses back with a smile, giggling a bit. “I’m glad you do.”

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm." Bill chuckles and cups Ted's face!! "You're kinda cuuuteee."

He chuckles, “Oh yeah? Well, I could say the same about you, doll.”

Hand on Ted's chin. Bill you Freak!!!

"Coulldd you?"

He giggles, nodding a bit. “Mmhm. You’re just adorable.”

Bill chuckles, still holding Ted's chin. "Okayy, loverboy." He kisses him gently, then returns to watching the ducks.

Ted happily kisses back, chuckling a bit. “Mmhm.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

Bill squeezes his, smiling like an idiot. "Heyy darlinnnng,,,"

“Hi, handsome. What’s up?” He lightly caresses the back of Bill’s hand.

"Youuuu, probably??" Wrapping his arms around Ted- DORKS!!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? Is that so?” He winks playfully, kissing Bill’s cheek.

"Oh you-- pf- you..!" Bill chuckles and moves to gentlyy bite his lover's lip just because he can. He's silly like that !!!

He smiles, blushing. “You’re so cute!“ I’m going to throw a bomb at him

"Sayss the guy who blushes whenever I do anythin'." He smirks mischieviously, playfully holding on as if he's about to fall off the bench.

He giggles, “Oh, hush.”

Bill blushes and lays back down, back against Ted's legs. "Mmm cozy."

He chuckles softly, gently caressing Bill’s cheek. “Oh yeah? That’s good, ‘m glad.”

He leans up to press a kiss to Ted's lips, smiling into it softly. "Goddamn I love you- youu hungry?"

Ted happily kisses back, giggling. “I love you too, sunshine. Aaand.. not really, but if you are, we can get food.” He smiles.

"A little... Hmm,, Not sure what I fancy, I just.. like being with you."

He chuckles, still smiling. “You’re cute. And that’s alright, just let me know when you figure out what you’d like, my darling.”

Bill blushes, cupping Ted's face. "Is there a cafe nearby, sweetheart?"

He looks off to the ducks, chewing on the inside of his cheek. “I.. think so??” He looks back at his lover with a smile, “I’d check, but that include me getting up to take my phone out, ‘nd I’m not sure if I wanna get up.. you’re just so sweet.”

"Mmm?" Bill laughs, still carefully holding onto him. "Aw... Ted, you flatter me.."

"Want me to check? I'm sure there's at least one cafe a walk away?"

#bill yaps #fhhfhdhfhd #there there oomfie

“So I’ve been told.” He chuckles, gently placing his hands on Bill’s waist.

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He squeaks from the touch, allowing it.. dork. "Mmm, I've heard a lot of that talk about youu, handsome."

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He hums, placing a few kisses on Bill’s face. “‘m sure you have.” Ted winks. Someone get this guy. Just take him. Get him away. Slash silly

He blushes, accepting each kiss, feeling comfy at the touch around his waist. "Pff.. wow, I really like being held..!"

“That’s a plus for me, I like holding you.” The bastard smiles, kissing his face aaaaall over. Gayass

"pfpfpfpfpft." He leaans his head a little, overall thriving in the closeness. "Hahh.. god, you're soo damn charming.."

“You’re so gorgeous, you know that?” He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it.

"Mmmm..." Billl leans his face into it, cupping Ted's hand with his. "Maay need a little convincing.."

He sighs, rolling his eyes playfully. “Oh, I’m sure you do.”

Ted cups Bill’s face in his hands, beginning to kiss it all over, not leaving any part of Bill’s face untouched. He slowly moves to Bill’s neck, and anywhere else he could reach.

Bill purrrs cozily, accepting every affection. "Awhh now my waist feels cold, not faiirrrr hotstufff!"

Ted giggles, “Maybe if you stand on your knees I’ll be able to kiss your waist, too.” GAY!!!!!!

"Hmmm? okaayy, loverboyy! Gimmeeeeeeee."

Ted lays down a bit, gently positioning Bill so he’s standing on his knees. The bastard starts kissing Bill’s stomach, then moves to his waist, moving down slightly so he can kiss him easier. This gayass makes me angry. He’s too gay. I don’t like it. Slash joke

Bill blushes wiildly at every kiss, letting him do so, moving a little bit to help. "pffhfpfpffh,, awh you..." HE'S SO KISSABLE.... ted's gonna eat that poor man up i swear

He giggles, sitting back up. “You believe me now?” I’m gonna squish them

"Mmhmhmhmhmh, I jus' like bein loved on." He stretchess, pullling Ted over gently.

Ted chuckles softly, “Well, it’s a good thing I can’t help but kiss you all over.” He wraps his arms around his lover, resting his head on Bill’s shoulder.

Bill smiles, stroking Ted's hair softly. "I'm just that irresistible, ehhhh?"

He nods, “Mmhm. You really are.” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA THROW THEM

"G-gee huh..." His heart flutterrrrrrrss. Continuing to stroke ted's hair, like a dorkk. gayboygayboy.

Ted sighs happily, “You’re so cute, ‘m gonna eat you up.” And he just stays there completely still he is lying he is not going to commit cannibalism at this moment

Bill blushes, holding him close and cozy. "Awwh, good boyyy. Want me to take my shirt off again? Pfff." Petting Ted's haiir againn. Try not to cannibalize your boyfriend challenge

Ted’s face turns red, hiding it in the crook of Bill’s neck. THEYRE SO GAY!!!!!

“Maybe..” You aren’t slick buddy i know what you are

Bill chuckles softly, casuually tossing his shirt off and letting Ted rest at his neck. "You're cute..."

“You’re cuter.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek, before resting his head back on Bill’s shoulder.

"Naahh, you're much cuter." Bill smiles, softly stroking Ted's hair with one hand, holding him close with the other. "Seeingg you go bright red alll because of me is damn adorable.."

Ted sighs happily, practically melting.

He chuckles, “Mm.. I could say the same thing to you.”

"Oh coulldd you now..?" Bill raises an eyebrow, smirking softly. So he decides to carefully guide Ted's chin to get him looking, whispering softly. "Look at mee.~"

The bastard blushes, smiling. “Hi handsome.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips.

Billl flusters instantly. "I- uhh, i, youuuu... aww dammiiit, i was tryinng to fluster youu!!" Dooork. He kisses back softly, alll nice and close.

Ted laughs, “I wasn’t even trying! You’re so cute.” He kisses Bill’s lips again, then his cheek, then his jaw. “I love you so much.”

He tilts his head back a liittle, smiling softly. "Mm.. Shhshhush,, it's not my fault you're so damn handsome, Teddy!" GAAAYYYBOY. Bill savours each kiss, loving all the adoration from his boyfriend.

The bastard’s face goes red at the nickname as he rolls his eyes playfully. “Ohh, you’re just as handsome, my darling.” He kisses Bill for the millionth time.

"Hmmmmmh? If youu say so, hotstuff!!" He comfortably nuzzles his head to the crook of his neck, laying there happily...

“Mmhm!” Ted smiles, patting Bill’s back gently. They’re so in love im going to EXPLODE!!!!

He chuckles, comfortably curling up all leaned against him. "Cozyyy... Holdd meee,,," Bill you gay ass motherfucker!!

Ted leans back, bringing Bill with him. “I am holding you, sunshine.” He chuckles, rubbing circles on his back.

Bill clingsss. "Hmhmhgh...goood, I like being heldd...."

“God, you’re adorable.” He lays his head down onto a pillow happily.

"Youu aree.." He chuckles, yanking a blanket over the twoo. "I love you more than anything...."

He hums, “I love you more than anything.” He giggles to himself.

"Oh youu sapp.." Bill smiles, nuzzling Ted softly!

“I can’t help it! You’re just so pretty, and caring, and thoughtful, and I love you sooo much!!” THEYRE SO CUTE IM GOING TO TURN THEM INTO A SMOOTHIE

"Pf--pffhh, oh you..." Bill sneaks a kiss to his cheek, thenn comfortably nuzzling his cheek to his. Dork. "I love you so muuch I'm so glad we don't have work todayy.."

Ted leans into the touch, “I love you so much more, sunshine.” He traces shapes onto Bill’s skin.

He lets him, doing his best to stay awake in the comfort of his arms. "Mmmmmmmmm......"

“You’re so gorgeous. I just love you soo much.” THEYRE SO SWEET

"Mmm gettin a little sleepy.." grown ass man

He curlls up in his arms comfily!!

“Hm? You can sleep if you need, doll.” He pats Bill’s back softly.

Bill eventually falls asleep on Ted, curled up alll nice and cozy, Probably only getting up again when either of them get hungry. "Mmmhmhpfhfhf...."

Ted ends up falling asleep shortly after his lover. THEYRE SO CUTE!!!!! EXPLODES INTO CONFETTI!!!!

Bill snores away, head on Ted's chest. FUCKING EXPLODES!!!!

After an hour or so, the bastard wakes up. He positions his head so he can see Bill better. He smiles, admiring him.

Bill's snoring away comfortably.. He's peaceful... laying on Ted, not having moved too much. He mumbles in his slumber, "i love ted so much.. mmimimi... mmmmmmm.."

Ted chuckles softly, gently putting his hand on Bill’s back again. “God, you’re so cute.” He whispers.

He leans to the crook of his neck, stiill fast asleep. So, so peaceful.. "Mmmhhh...." Bill cliings to Ted, mumbling softly. Ted makes a nice pillow...

Ted lays his head back down, trying to make it more comfortable for Bill. “I love you so much.” He mumbles.

"Mmhfhh.... i wanna marry you so bad...." Snooriing, slowly waking up a little, still on Ted like a blanket.

He blushes, chuckling softly. “Gonna save up ‘n get you a pretty ring.” He whispers.

"Mmmhhh? Morrniinggg hubbb- hun....."

“G’morning, pretty boy.” He smiles, lifting his head back up.

"Mmh.. prettyboy? Morning songbird..."

“Mmhm, so pretty.” He smiles, “How’d you sleep, doll?”

"Mmm....comfy..." Bill clings, "You're likee... a pillloww..."

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, “Is that so?” He uses his arm to prop himself up better. “You’re so cute.”

"Woaahh..... handsome...." He's so comfy!!!!! Cozy!! Thriving!

He chuckles. “I could say the same thing about you, dollface.”

Cupping Ted's face, pressing their foreheads together. "Mm.."

He smiles wider, this time with his teeth. “God, you’re so cute. I love you so much.”

"Mmfmffhhhffffhfhf...." Bill's stiill sleepy, clinging nice and close to Ted..

He places a quick kiss to Bill’s lips, before touching their foreheads together again. “My handsome man..”

"Mmm.. I don' wannaa movee.."

Ted chuckles softly, “You don’t have to, you can stay riiight here.”

Bill nuzzles into the crook of his neck, makiin soft little sounds as he gets himself cozy. "Goood... I love youuu..'

“I love you more!” Ted traces shapes on Bill’s back gently, humming some sort of song to himself.

"I lovee youu so muchhhhhhhh.." Bill comfortably leans into every little touch.. daww.

“I love you so much moooore!” He pokes Bill’s back a few times. “You’re so pretty!!”

"D'aww, pff, wait til ya see me in a dresss." Bill chuckles, gigglin' a bit more from the touch!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? You’re cute.” SQUISHES THEM!!!!!

"Mmmm, probably gonna burrn your pretty damn hot face off by accident.." Bill winks, stiill clinging nicely to him, playfully running a finger down the middle of Ted's chest.

The bastard blushes, giggling once again, “Is that so? I’ll believe when I see it.” THESE DORKS!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!

Bill smiles, cupping Ted's face with his hands and kissing the corner of his mouth. "So, so cute...." He chuckles, "I'll tryyy not to freak you out on our first date.."

“Mm, I don’t think you freaking me out is possible.” He smiles, kissing Bill’s lips.

"Oh reaally.." He chuckles softly, kissing back and playfully resting his hands on Ted's chest.

“Mmhm. Really.” He softly pokes Bill’s cheek.

"Mm, I'll tryyy figuring out what to wear, then.."

Ted chuckles, “You have fun with that.” He kisses Bill’s lips softly. AUGH THEYRE SO CUTE

Bull blushes, sweetly running his fingers through Ted's hair. "Mm tooo cozy to get up."

If Ted were a cat, he’d be purring. “You don’t have to get up, just stay right here with me.” He softly kisses Bill’s cheek.

"mmmm... Sounds wonderful,hon.."

Bill leans into the kiss, niiice and comfy, kissing back!

He chuckles softly, beginning to rub circles on Bill’s back. “I love you.” He’s said that like a million times

"I know..." He smiles, leaning into Ted's touch. "Aat some poiint one of us has to go make breakfasttt."

“I can if you’d like?” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. THESE GAYS. I LOVE THEM

"Pleaaase?" Fluttering his eyelashesss. He cliings onto him, mumbling softly as he presses tiny kisses down Ted's neck.

Ted blushes, chuckling a bit. “How can I say no to that pretty face? Alright, let me get up ‘n I’ll make you whatever you want.”

"Mmm... waffless.. ooh,, wouldd it be too much to ask for some of that salted caramel icecream to be added ontop?"

He places a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, lightly caressing his cheek. “Not too much at all, my dear.”

Bill leans into Ted's hand, closing his eyes and smiling into his touch. "Mmmgg... Goooddd.. cause it tastes really nicee.."

“You taste really nice.” COOORRRNNYYY!!!!!!👎👎👎 i say as i made him say that… ok anyway

“Alrighty, let’s get up and make you some waffles, hm?”

Bill short circuits and blushes wildly at the first sentence. "I whhuuh--!? Ted! J-jesus..."

He nods in embarrassment and pulls himself off of his boyfriend carefullly, hopping off the bed and putting on some bunny slippers.

Ted laughs, “Your reactions make me wanna see how far I can go with this.” GAYASS

He slides off the bed, lacing their hands together and guiding him to the kitchen. I’m also not going to be typing the entire waffle making thing out. Sorry if you needed a tutorial on how to make waffles

Ted cuts Bill’s waffle into small pieces cause he’s gay and shit

Bill's stiill blushin. "J-jesus Ted!"

He sits down, having gently placed a fleece blanket over his shoulders. Bill lovingly watches Ted.

Once done, he places a soft kiss to Bill’s forehead before sitting down. “There y’ go, my prince.” He smiles, beginning to cut his own waffles.

Bill blushes, kissing Ted on the cheek then gettin to munchingg!! "Awh, you're so sweeeet..." Om nom nomm.. mmm yummy!!!

He chuckles, “I love you so much.” Mmm waffles. That’s it, that’s my commentary

"I love you so much moreeeee." Pffbfbftpfptjrt. Yummy 😋😋😋🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

All he does is smile lovingly. “God, you’re adorable.” THEYRE SO CUTE AUGH

"I knoooooow!" Bill wipes his mouth with a napkin once he's finished his food, theen jumps riight onto Ted to smooch him sweetly.

He giggles, wiping his hands and face with a napkin, before kissing him back. “You’re so pretty.”

"Pfffftt.. A-Aawww.... Really?" He chuckles softly, casually straddling his boyfriend.

Ted nods, “Mmhm! You’re so pretty. Prettiest man I’ve ever seen.. other than myself.” He jokes, giggling to himself a bit, before kissing Bill’s cheek

"Mmm.. I like that..." Bill blushes softly, nuzzling into him. He casually nuzzles into the crook of Ted's neck, wrapping his legs around him. GAYYY

Ted chuckles softly, “Good, good.” He begins to rub circles on Bill’s back.

"Goddd I love you more than anythingg." Bill stretchhess, Now cuddling into his boyfriend's chest. DORK.

“I love you more than anything.” He kisses the top of his lovers head. THEYRE SO GAY

"Oh psshhh stop it youuu... don't you dareee stop, actually-" GAYASS.

He laughs, “I wasn’t planning on it, don’t you worry your pretty little head.” He squeezes Bill gently.

"Hmph, Good boyy." He's cozyy. He's thrivingg. He's gay as hell!! "I'm colddddd."

He blushes, face turning red. “M- Mhm.”

“We can go back into the bedroom? Blankets can fix that.”

"Carry meee loverboyyy,,," GAYYY

He nods with smile, swiftly picking both Bill and himself up, walking to the bedroom, and gently placing Bill onto the bed, before covering him in a blanket and sitting next to him.

"Wooah--" ..Flustered from being carried.

Bill then cozily wraps the blanket around himself, yanking Ted closer. "cmereee, I need youu."

Ted inches closer, “Oh, you need me, hmm?” Ted stop being gay I’m gonna spritz you with water

"T-Ted!" Bill whiines and covers his face in embarassment. "Gett your mind outta the gutter--- Cmereeeeeeee!!"

Ted laughs, covering Bill’s neck in kisses. “Do you know how hard that is for me? .. hah, hard.” Giggling a little bit

"Hmmmphh, youu..!" Bill chuckles, Happily accepting every little kiss at his neck.

He moves onto Bill’s face, kissing at it a few times before stopping all together. “You’re so cute!”

"S-says the guy that cant help but kiss meee." He blushes, leaning into Every little kiss

He puts a gentle hand to Bill’s cheek, caressing it lightly. “I can’t help it, you’re just so kissable!”

"Kisss meeeee!!!"

“Anything for you, my darling.” He chuckles softly, gently placing a few kisses to Bill’s lips.

"Quiite the casanova as always, my lovee."

He touches their foreheads together, lacing their hands together. “I love you so much.”

"I love youu moreeee~!" Bill chuckles, his face warm as hell! "Godd you're so cute, Ted.."

He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s lips, “I think you’re cute, too.”

"You're cuterrrr."

He giggles, blushing. “Whatever you say, sunshine.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

"Mmm,, goood." Bill smiles, lightly rubbing Ted's hand with his thumb. Gayboooy. He's so damn lovable. "I can't help but imagine our wedding in my head, isnt that silly..'

Ted uses his free hand to cup Bill’s face, kissing it all over. “That’s not silly at all, that’s just adorable. You’re adorable, and I love you so much.”

"Mm..." Bill blushes, allowing every little affection. "You're just so,!!,! Uuggh,,, And we haven't even beeen on a proper date yet have we, pffftt???"

“That’s true.. maybe we should fix that sometime, hm?” He smiles, continuing to pepper Bill’s face in kisses.

"Absoluutely..." Bill blushes, making sure Ted reached every kissable part of his face. "Hmmm... oh my, I'll need to figure out what to wear!"

Ted nods, nuzzling their foreheads together, before leaving Bill’s face alone completely. For now. “I’m sure you’ll look handsome, my darling.” He smiles.

Bill chuckles, looking longingly at his lover. "Yeah?"

“Mmhm. I’m positive that whatever you’d wear you’d look amazing.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently

"Awww, gee.." Bill squeezes back, hearts in his eyes. Godd he loves him so much.. "What're we doing again?"

“Well.. we were watching Mamma Mia before we fell back asleep.” He places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Ohhh riight, pff.." He smiles softly, sighing lovingly. "Goodness I love ya more than anythin..."

“I love you more than anything!” He smiles back, looking at him with pure love in his eyes. “You’re so gorgeous.”

Bill chuckles, holding Ted's face. "I'll tryyy not t' look too gorgeous for our first date, pff.."

Ted chuckles softly, leaning into his touch. “Oh yeah? Well, I guess I’ll do the same then.” He winks, giggling at himself.

Bill smiles, pressing a gentle but passionate kiss to Ted's lips. "God DAMN you're cute.."

Ted happily kisses back, blushing. “Y- You’re cuter!” He smiles.

"Says youu, love.." Kisssss!! Kiss!

Make ou/j

He chuckles, kissing back. “I love you!” THEYRE SO ADORABLE

"Pffjfjfj, we can't stop kissin eachother can we, eh?"

He snorts, giggling. “We really can’t. I think that’s cute.”

"Yeaahh, Cmeree hotstuff." Bill laughs, thenn pulling Ted closer once again with a soft smirk.

Ted rolls his eyes playfully, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s lips. “You just want me as close as possible, huh?”

"Course I wantcha." Bill chuckles, kissing back and wrapping his arms over his shoulders.

“Well, good thing I want you too, hm?” He smiles with his teeth.

Bill's face goes BRIGHT RED. "I- wha.. You-- whu- woa!??"

He laughs, head falling down. “Is this news to you, or something?” He looks back at Bill with a smirk.

Bill squeaks, covering his face! "N-no, It's jus- the- the way ya said it flustered meeee?!? Daammnit.."

Ted places a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “Yeaah.. you’re lucky I didn’t say it in a different way.” He chuckles.

"Y-you-- wha!?" Poor Bill 😭😭😭

He giggles, “God, you are just so easy to fluster, it’s so fun!”

"N-nooo!"

“Mmhm! You are! It’s super cute.” He places another soft kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Mmhhhfff." He kisses back, holding onto him in pretend annoyance. Pf.

He chuckles, “You’re just the cutest!”

Bill Hmphs, rolling over into Ted's arms.

He chuckles again, gently squeezing Bill. “What? Don’t wanna talk to me anymore?”

Bill pouuts at him, quickly nuzzling into the slightly taller man's chest. "Shhhhhushhh loverboy..."

Ted smiles, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s head. “Ohh, that’s nearly impossible for me.”

"Howw do I get ya to thennn, hmm? My lips?? Tongue?" Bill jokes, running a finger up and down the middle of Ted's chest playfully.

Immediately, his face goes red. “Umm.. haahah, maybe?” Gayass

He leans forward, hands on either side of his lover. "Hmmmm? What did I say?"

He nervously avoids eye contact, face still red. “Um.. Y- You asked how to shut me up.”

"W-whoopsiee." Hand on Ted's chin, his thumb brushing against Ted's lower lip..

He rolls his eyes playfully, looking back at Bill. “‘Whoopsie’? That’s a cute word for someone who just offered to shut me up with his tongue.” He chuckles.

Bill laughs, Stilll holding Ted's face carefully. "Juuust an offer sweetheaart."

“Yeah?” He smiles, touching their foreheads together.

"Mmhmm!" Bill laughs, laying cozily on him like a blanket.

He gently squeezes Bill, “You’re cute.”

Bill blushes, resting his arms. "I know...."

“Good. I’m glad you know.” He squeezes Bill gently once more.

"What time is it honn?"

He placed a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek, before adjusting to check his phone. “Uhh.. thirty minutes past two.” I hate when people do that but I think he’d do that cause he’s annoying. Heart emoji

Bill chuckles, playfully running a finger up Ted's chest. "Wanna do anythin today then?"

He smiles, blushing slightly. “I don’t really have anything in mind.. Whatever you wanna do, I’m cool with.”

Bill blushed, placing a hand on Ted's cheek gently. "Well I don't have any idea either, love, I'm jus' boreddd and I like doin things with you."

He leans into the touch, “Hm.. well, I could head home real quick to change, ‘nd come back to take you on a little date?”

Bill nods, eeven more blushy.

"Oh?"

"How could I say no to that? I gotta change toooo, pff." He smiles softly, carefully moving off of his lover so he can get up.

He nods, placing a soft kiss to Bill’s cheek. “I’m gonna take a shower too, but I’ll be fast, I promise. Text me once you’re ready, pretty boy.” And with that, he gets up and leaves.

Bill nods, then going to get himself ready once Ted's left..

Once home, the bastard showers, and changes into fresh clothes; A pink and white button up shirt, and some blue jeans.

Bill takes some time to get dressed, finally deciding on a white polo shirt with a navy blazer over the top, and a simple pair of pants the same color. He texts him once he's ready- of course adding a little heart at the end!

Ted smiles at the text, replying with a heart.

He drives back, knocking on Bill’s door.

Bill opens the door, blushing like an idiot. "Hi, handsome.."

Ted smiles back, “Hiya, doll.” He places a quick soft kiss to his cheek. “Ready to go? I was thinking we could take a drive and see where we end up. Or is there something you wanted to do in specific?”

"Doll? Pfff,, oh you!" Bill chuckles softly, nodding as he walks out the door, taking Ted's hand. "Of course- hmm... Yeah, I don't mind! That sounds nice, hon."

He gently squeezes his hand, before softly kissing it. “Alrighty!” He smiles, leading his lover to the car, opening the passenger seat door for him, before getting into the car himself.

Bill blushes like an idiot, getting into the passenger seat, doiing his seatbelt, then looking to Ted with hearts in his eyes.

Ted looks back at him with a smile, “You’re so handsome, you know that?” He chuckles softly to himself, before putting his seatbelt on, and putting the keys in.

"I- uh, I think I know?... It does feel alot better to hear you say i am.."

Ted glances at his lover with a smile, “Well, get used to it. Because you’re very handsome, and I want you knowing that.”

"Awhh.. of course.." Bill chuckles, heart warming up just from the look of Ted. "Riight now ya gotta focus on drivingg, ya said we could take a drive n see where it takes us?"

He nods, “‘f course! Unless there’s somewhere you wanted to go? If not, I’ll just.. drive around, like I said.” He smiles.

"Well,, I don' really have any idea in mind.." Bill chuckles, carefully holding on to his seatbelt through the ride.

He nods again, “That’s okay, sunshine.” Alright now I gotta think about where they end up this is gonna take all my brain cells

there there oomfie...

Bill watches outside the window, looking out for any signs.

Ted stops at a park with a duck pond. That’s it. That’s where they end up. It took me four hours to think of. I am so sorry

Bill looks outside, smiling softly. "Hmm.. this looks nice?"

He nods, mostly to himself. “I thought you’d like watching the ducks. If not, we could do something else?”

Bill smiles. "Sure love, c'monn." He gently squeezes Ted's hand, his thumb rubbing his palm.

He smiles back. “Alright.” He gets out of the car, quickly going around to the passenger side, and opening the door for his partner.

Bill presses a kiss to his cheek playfully. "Quiite the gentleman, huh?" He gently takes his arm as he closes the door.

He smiles, blushing. “Only for you, darling.”

Ted takes Bill’s hand gently, walking over to a bench near the pond.

He rests his head on Ted's shoulder once they sit down, closing his eyes for a moment. "This is nice..."

He puts a loving hand on Bill’s thigh, “Mmhm. I love you.”

Bill blushes, leaning on him. "God if I couuld kiss all over you I woullddddddd,, you're the best.."

“God, you are so cute” He chuckles softly.

"Says youu, loverboy." Bill playfully puts a hand under Ted's chin without lookin at him, casuallly focusing his eyes on the pond.

Ted blushes, playfully rolling his eyes. “I love you.”

"You do, huhh? Ohh I know thatt." Bill chuckles, Playfully leaning into him.

“I’m glad you know.” He smiles, tapping his fingers on Bill’s thigh.

He relaxes into his touch!!

Ted can’t help but keep smiling. He looks at the pond, spectating the ducks doing their thing.

"Back in spring, There was this one time I saw a bunch of little baby swans- They're called uh.. cygnets, yeah? They're all grey and fluffy! Like- like a little chinchilla, but if it was a lil ducklin."

He laughs, “Cygnets? Wow. That is a really weird name. I’m gonna start calling Pete that, just to fuck with him.. Anyway, that’s pretty cute. I love baby animals.” Me too!!!

"Ppfpfft, Oh you're ridiciulous!"

Bill chuckles playfully, casually leaning so his back is against Ted's legs. "Welll I've got a cat at home- Alice's takin care of the lil fella at the moment. He's cute, purrs really loud n' all."

He chuckles. “I’ve probably called him weirder things.”

“Awe! That’s adorable! I love cats.” ME TOO!!! CATS ARE SO CUTE!!!!! I am allergic though😔

He smiles, cupping Ted's face in his hands. "Yeah!! I think I named the little fella sky? After that guy from mamma mia, yeah!" Bill's thrivinggggg!!

Ted smiles, looking down at his lover. There are basically hearts in his eyes. “Awe, that’s so cute. You’re so cute.. And a little predictable.” He chuckles softly, playfully winking at Bill.

He blushes, "You're ridiculousss.."

"I'm cozy-- Ouhhh I shoulda brought a blanket- or a jacket, but I uhh, in my defense I keep forgetting about that even though I get cold easy!"

He chuckles. “You love it.”

“I might have a jacket or something in my car?? I could go check if you want, darling?”

"Pleaaaase?"

Batting his eyelashes, noot wanting to sit upright.

Ted chuckles, nodding. “Will do, sweet thing.” He carefully moves Bill, and then walks back over to the car, searching for a jacket.

After a minute or so, he comes back with a jacket in hand, wrapping it around his partner. “There you go! All better?”

Bill holds onto it to keep it around him, practically purring. "Mmmm.... better...." Bill waits for Ted to sit down before he can gently lay down on him. Pfff. "Cmereeeee."

Ted playfully rolls his eyes, sitting next to his lover. “I’m here, I’m here.” He places a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek.

"Good boy,," He chuckles, laying his back down on Ted's lap. "Comfyy,,,"

Ted’s face goes red, instinctively covering his smile with the back of his hand. “I love you.”

"Awhhh, I love you tooo, knuckleheadd." Bill gently brings Ted's hand to his lips, kissing him on the palm.

He smiles, face still slightly red. He gently laces their hands together, “You’re so cute.”

"Oh I knoww." He chuckles, holding Ted's hands happily. "Mm toasty,,,"

Ted chuckles softly, pure love in his eyes. “I know I sound like a broken record, but god, I love you so much.”

Bill carefully sits up on Ted's lap, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips as he playfully smirks. "Oh I know you doo, loverboyyy."

He happily kisses back with a smile, giggling a bit. “I’m glad you do.”

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm." Bill chuckles and cups Ted's face!! "You're kinda cuuuteee."

He chuckles, “Oh yeah? Well, I could say the same about you, doll.”

Hand on Ted's chin. Bill you Freak!!!

"Coulldd you?"

He giggles, nodding a bit. “Mmhm. You’re just adorable.”

Bill chuckles, still holding Ted's chin. "Okayy, loverboy." He kisses him gently, then returns to watching the ducks.

Ted happily kisses back, chuckling a bit. “Mmhm.” He squeezes Bill’s hand gently.

Bill squeezes his, smiling like an idiot. "Heyy darlinnnng,,,"

“Hi, handsome. What’s up?” He lightly caresses the back of Bill’s hand.

"Youuuu, probably??" Wrapping his arms around Ted- DORKS!!!

Ted giggles, “Oh yeah? Is that so?” He winks playfully, kissing Bill’s cheek.

"Oh you-- pf- you..!" Bill chuckles and moves to gentlyy bite his lover's lip just because he can. He's silly like that !!!

He smiles, blushing. “You’re so cute!“ I’m going to throw a bomb at him

"Sayss the guy who blushes whenever I do anythin'." He smirks mischieviously, playfully holding on as if he's about to fall off the bench.

He giggles, “Oh, hush.”

Bill blushes and lays back down, back against Ted's legs. "Mmm cozy."

He chuckles softly, gently caressing Bill’s cheek. “Oh yeah? That’s good, ‘m glad.”

He leans up to press a kiss to Ted's lips, smiling into it softly. "Goddamn I love you- youu hungry?"

Ted happily kisses back, giggling. “I love you too, sunshine. Aaand.. not really, but if you are, we can get food.” He smiles.

"A little... Hmm,, Not sure what I fancy, I just.. like being with you."

He chuckles, still smiling. “You’re cute. And that’s alright, just let me know when you figure out what you’d like, my darling.”

Bill blushes, cupping Ted's face. "Is there a cafe nearby, sweetheart?"

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