[lanwangjihouse]

tag of the week:

#looking like cinderella swaggering to the ball ❋   @peanutbutter-nutella

#he is beauty he is grace ⋯ coughs ⋯ or not* ❋ @fishwink

* [yes]   

[incorrect-helluva]

Blitz: “Now that we’re together, you know what we should do?”

Stolas: “Sicken everyone with our over-the-top displays of love.”

Blitz: “Oh, you’re perfect.”

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[narcissistcookbook]

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

[reikomakoto]

[aiicheerios]

wwx, still reeling from his first kiss: hey lan zhan, have you ever kissed anyone?

lwj internally: FUUUUUCK- he knows oh my god he knows what the hell was I thinking of course he knows-

lwj: ….why are you asking me this?

wwx: you haven’t have you? You probably wouldn’t make the first move either and no one would kiss you with that expression of yours

lwj internally: …I should’ve kissed him stupider so he couldn’t even think afterwards…then again maybe I did

[jooonieverse]

Lan Qiren: I hope you two have an explanation for this.

Wei Wuxian: We have three, actually.

Nie Huaisang: Pick your favorite.

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[im-out-of-it]

what I find unrealistic about shadowhunters show is anyone finding jace more attractive than Alec. do these people not have eyes? do not tell me that people aren’t checking Alec out. we know Alec is closeted and no, Alec is traditional and he would never seek out a one time fling, but you can’t tell us no one wouldn’t be as interested in Alec. you cannot cast Matt and expect us to not pay attention to Alec, sorry. Alec Lightwood is one of those characters who deserves to be the main character. he is dropping charisma and complexity and character development everywhere he goes. I don’t buy into this “Alec isn’t handsome or as good as jace” propaganda they were on. not ever, no thank you.

[mxtxnet]

Happy Hanguang-June

[therozanov]

THE UNTAMED | episode 37

[mxtxnet]

Happy Pride!

[hedgewyse]

and a happy hanguang JUNe

[animentality]

[booksandchainmail]

#WHAT a fucking read of the manic pixie dream girl#I want this desperately actually???#perfect quirky enigmatic mystery girl who has all the traits you don't but long for#and lives life with extreme confidence and whimsy doing whatever she truly wants#and she's the future you can have!! she's here because she loves you! she wants you to be happy!#she hated being you so she knows how much you hate being yourself but she's here to prove to you#that there is a joy you can attain#there is a self you will love (tags via @aethersea)

[thefunniesttags]

[gay-systemdeez]

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

[gay-systemdeez]

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

[nosayingyes]

Pepper spray his pussy

[gay-systemdeez]

Do not.

[kargaroc]

[onlyzhuyilong]

Zhu YiLong for T Magazine

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[scarlettohairdye]

Zelda puzzle training simulator

[royalromper]

blitz deciding he's going to be a soooo fucking nice and respectful now because he's gonna be a good fucking boyfriend, he's stepping up to be the man stolas deserves!!

and stolas is like "he hasn't slapped my ass or called me a filthy slut in weeks :( he hates me and thinks im ugly :("

[littlesmartart]

LXC vs NHS on nieyao. LXC is not used to a didi who is comfortable having so many opinions about 3zun's sex life.

also NHS was made for the :3 face