bitchin'

This is a sideblog for everything non assassin's creed (i hate assassin's creed). i follow back from benewhorian. atm into the witcher books and rdr2 (and assassin's creed) 20+, he/they

[triibulinekiisu]

I put the haha in rahahana

[triibulinekiisu]

I put the jaha in kaljahana

[triibulinekiisu]

I put the ihana in vesihana

[biosaatana]

I put the ohana in lonkerohana, ja ohana on perhe

[tillero]

Im slowly getting used to Microsoft paint

[poop-music-deactivated20200823]

[stream-purge-the-poison-deactiv]

can i get a transcript on this fucking video

[poop-music-deactivated20200823]

shaggy: “hey scwoob what is yer favorite things to do on tha weekends?” scooby doo: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFNFFNISNSRUHUHHUHHHUHHSNIFFSNIFFRUHHUHHRRUHRRUH

[ian-haywire-deactivated20211202]

Where do you fucking find this shit

[dogpuppy]

[smeelio]

I want to carry them around in a bandolier

[chaotic-inaturalist-images]

they needed to use the facilities

Yellow-crowned Night Heron, unknown photographer, (Source)

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[redavexat]

[re-alku]

@bugs-are-cool

[feldfrog]

If you can't make your partner cum, just claim parody law. They can't say you're bad at sex if it's social satire

[beardedmrbean]

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[segamascott]

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

[pulling-aggro]

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

[king-the-pathetic]

Uh oh, the owner of the house caught us

[king-the-pathetic]

Crazy proportions on this dude

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?