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any pronouns // nothing but a menace to all

[randomfingthings]

*deep sigh* Dev Patel....justtt......*deep soulful sigh*

[jup1ter-moon]

i am not usually one to repost my tweets and i dont know if tumblr is into chappell roan but i thought this needed sharing (ALSO since i originally drafted this post i went to sleep and woke up with this tweet having over 1000 likes)

[07britney]

good morning to girls who have issues with their mother, girls who take the 6 train in new york, girls who displaced their mothers consciousness and inhabited her body, girls who uncover generational trauma by giving birth to themselves on a subway platform, girls who cause space-time continuum rifts and also girls who own cats named oatmeal

[moldmoldfoldfold-deactivated202]

yeah he’s stunning

[bauliya]

i’m never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasise about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it’s just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing

[gukgak-pi]

God I love the idea of the seven maidens all looking at gorgug and being like "hmm. Our himbo now" and zeldas like "that is my actual boyfriend who isn't even in our party" and they all just go "yeah No. Hes the eighth maiden now. Hes funny and we like him". They have 3 "seven maiden" group chats, one of them is just the seven, one of them is the seven and gorgug, and the other is all of them but not zelda and that is exclusively for when gorgug panics about date planning

[artyphex]

Visit Original Link

[anarcho-bard]

tumblr today be like

*cargo ship meme*

*cargo ship meme*

*tma is a podcast*

*cargo ship meme*

*tma is a podcast*

*tma is a podcast*

[rainbow-scarf]

The best part of the episode was the seconds of silence during which all I could hear was the pounding of my heart

[agnesmontague]

tall jon short martin is valid actually

[bimbopossum]

hi i need more people to follow please rb this if your blog pertains to any of these:

taylor swift

halsey

dimension20

the magnus archives

writing content

rhett and link

dnd content

twilight

julie and the phantoms

this is a deeply embarrassing list that i feel truly peers into my soul more than i am comfortable with but hey that’s tumblr

i’ll follow anyone with this content and feel free to follow me back cause i have no mutuals :’)

[acwhiteart]

The Bad Kids™️

[dudeiwannasleep]

green jon is good but it could be better

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

this is definitely not what shamrock shakes should look like

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

thanks guys, i drank it and only experienced momentary dizzyness and unconciousness. 6/10 would try again

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

I CANNOT STAND YOU

[toiletpapercurrency]

[nuka-rockit]

hey if you consider gay trans men as anything other than gay men you may sincerely fuck off my blog

[nuka-rockit]

if youd reblog this instead of silently liking it that would be great

[deadhorse77]

fuck it. I just wanna commit fucked up and evil gender crimes. (and also perhaps the regular sort of crimes, as a treat.)