goblin. with a gun!

welcome to my hyperfixation this month! Shea, they/he, lvl 22, gaybian truther, all the bad kids are queer fight me. pfp is by rathonk

[gayrandalgraves]

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

[marshmallsy]

the d20 zine jam (CHECK IT OUT) has an absolutely gorgeous wlw zine called "when you're here, you're family". you KNOW i had to go back to my roots and draw some sweet sweet figayda

[marshmallsy]

it’s been a hot minute since i drew them but i’m still obsessed with the abernant sisters

[r0sebutch]

image id: the abernant sisters from fantasy high. they are both blonde asian high elves. aelwyn has back-length wavy hair and baby bangs. she has blue eyes and wears dark lipstick, a pinkish purple long-sleeved crop top, and belted dark green pants. adaine has shorter, shoulder-length hair, and she is also blue eyed. she wears round glasses, a blue sweatshirt, a grey undershirt, and black pants. both sisters hold boba teas: aelwyn’s is orange and adaine’s yellow. aelwyn holds her drink to her mouth and looks dismissively at the viewer. adaine, next to her, holds her drink at her side and looks at something off screen. end id.

[cyborgghost]

tragic fictional siblings... save me...

tragic fictional siblings

save me tragic fictional siblings

[respectissexy]

As a therapist who mostly works with traumatized teens, I find discourse about the Bad Kids weirdly triggering. Like, you think the 16 year old lesbian who escaped from a fundamentalist cult a year and a half ago should be nicer? Her current relationship with her god and religion should be unproblematic and she should be an ideal cleric? Jail for one thousand years.

[gukgak-pi]

is this a safe space for me to say i think gorgug and ayda get along so well bc he’s also autistic?

[gukgak-pi]

lou is the exact type of dnd player i am which is also why i cannot play dnd very often because you bet your ass i will be making Deeply In Character yet Deeply Fucking Stupid decisions. i’m attacking that squid man with my band of misfit warlocks fuck you. i’m crashing the boat into a building bc my best friend is inside and maybe in danger.

[citrina-posts]

siobhan is so real for making adaine a squishmallows girl. If i had the power to summon magical creatures you'd best believe they are going to be the cutest squishiest most friend-shaped little guys on the planet

[jesse-is-inarguably-purple]

imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions

[theguardianofmagic]

Hey this? This broke me I’m dying

[gukgak-pi]

we haven’t talked enough about adaine and her army of Lil Guys. i want her to end this season with just a comedic level of Lil Guys around her constantly.

[gukgak-pi]

adaine by the end of junior year like

[maybefranky]

riz starting the season by dealing 30 damage with his father’s gun and fabian starting the season by getting hit by a van is absolutely the right foot to get off on

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

[definitely-ellie]

You see me write down the word "sex" followed by a question mark and underlining it twice

[gukgak-pi]

we haven’t talked enough about adaine and her army of Lil Guys. i want her to end this season with just a comedic level of Lil Guys around her constantly.

[twinstxrs]

brennan reintroducing the bad kids with genuine titles they hold in canon like “archdevil” “captain of the owlbears” & “risen saint” but adding “holder of the tin flower” to gorgug’s intro because of how gorgug offering his tin flower to fabian, even after they fought, so effectively represents the type of person gorgug is (a kind one).

[reggievh]

#fhjy spoilers

[gukgak-pi]

zac oyama re-cemented in my mind as the funniest person alive because just being able to pull “balthazar leaving behind several six month old parrots” out of his back pocket is INSANE

[charlilil]

Happy first day of junior year everyone!

[gukgak-pi]

i’m so obsessed with murph being like “riz is a loser, he’s a dork, look how cringe he is” and everyone else being like “holy shit riz is the hottest bad kid, he’s so cool what the fuck”.

conversely fabian is played as this cool guy, suave swashbuckling dancer, meanwhile he’s flirting with himself in a mirror and his first turn is just him eating shit to a catastrophic degree