Dear Delicious Anons and Submitters,
I am of course delighted and flattered that you entrust your deepest desires, your darkest fantasies and, in the case of submitters your intimate pictures of your bare self, to your humble servant. However, as I am sure you will have all have noticed, there is sometimes a lack of pertinent information in your missives to me, apart from a plaintive cry for humiliation.
Now, I shouldn’t need to tell you this but a one-liner asking for humiliation is NMFU. (aka: “Not Much Fucking Use”). Yes, I’m looking at you, anon!
See how that didn’t work? That’s because humiliation needs to be targeted at you personally. It’s just like a cruise missile; you can’t just fire it off into the air and expect it hit the right thing. It needs to be programmed with a specific heat signature so it can lock onto you, and specifically you. You need to feel that nasty fucker aiming straight for your ass. The need for more information is still true if you submit a picture of yourself along with your one liner. Because, really, all I can do then is assume you want me to tear into your body image. I’ll do it, and I’ll enjoy it, but maybe that wasn’t what you were looking for.
However, I also appreciate that you Anon’s are a bit shy. That’s why you all call yourself “Anon” and like to hide out in a pack, wearing sunglasses. You feel a bit nervous admitting out loud those dirty, shameful things that makes your naughty little cunt turn squishy.
Which leaves us with a dilemma: I can’t satisfy your deepest cravings if you don’t give me the information I need, but on the other hand you are too refined and modest to tell me what you like. I will make no jokes about impaling you on the horns of a dilemma, although, obviously, the temptation is very strong. Instead, I will merely say that I have got a solution. It’s called the Humiliation Self-Profiling Kit. You don’t need to tell me anything too embarrassing, just send me some numbers and letters in reply to the questions below.
The other reason for doing this is because of the stupifyingly annoying character count limits on Asks. The idea is that by just referring to the items in the list, you can hopefully fit the answer into the space. If it doesn’t fit, you can just send another Ask.
So, without any more ado, I give you:
The Humiliation Self-Profiling Kit for submissive women
NB: In the following I use the term “Owner” as a generic term to refer to any of: Dom, Domme, Master, Mistress or Top.
Just copy this info into your answer, so if/when questions get updated, we know what version of the Kit you were working with.
Age: Can be approximate, if you like
Name: Not your real name, just something I can call you by, rather than “Anon”. Then if our correspondence carries on subsequently, you can identify yourself.
Het, Bi or Lez? Yeah, I’m being deliberately un-PC here, but I love you lezbos, as it happens
At what age did you have your first humiliation experience or realise that humiliation made you wet? Just need a number here
Indicate what numbers in this list makes your face glow red and your cunt drip uncontrollably. There’s currently about 130 items in here. Not all of them will be to your taste, and some items will have a much more intense effect than others. So, give me that list of the most intense ones. Remember also, that we’re talking about what you fantasise about, not what you might try in real life.
1. Being Controlled / Owned
Having to ask to go to the toilet
Being told what you can wear
Having to be naked in the house
Being told what you are allowed to eat
Being told when and where you can sleep
Having to wear a collar or some other means to show that you’re owned
Having to eat off the floor
Having to crawl on all fours
Having to wear slutty and/or revealing clothes at home
Having to wear slutty and/or revealing clothes in public
Having to wear slutty and/or revealing clothes at work
Having to expose yourself in public
Being inspected in front of guests
Having your clothes ripped or cut off you
Made to masturbate in front of others
3. Being treated as a sex object
Being groped by your Owner whenever s/he wants
Being groped in public by a stranger
Being treated as nothing but a set of holes
Being treated as nothing more than a pair of big tits
Having a bag pulled over your head while you are fucked
Having to take it up your ass
Having to take it down your throat
Being used as a cumbucket or cumrag
Being used as a party favour
Being used in a glory hole or adult theatre
4. Being verbally degraded
Being talked to in a condescending manner
Being talked to in a rude and arrogant fashion
Being castigated for doing something incorrectly
Being called a slut or whore
Being talked about to others
Being talked about to others as if you’re not there
Having any of the above names written on your body
Making you agree with and repeat back the names you are being called
5. Being physically hurt as a means of humiliation
Having your nipples pinched or clamped
Being bent over and having your ass spanked
6. Being treated as unimportant
Having your views mocked, belittled or ignored
Having your feelings mocked, belittled or ignored
Having your time deliberately wasted
Treating your work or career as trivial or unimportant
7. Being shamed about your body
Being told you’re too fat
Being told your tits are too small
Being told you’re old and saggy
8. Physical Constraints as a means of humiliation
Being tied up with your cunt, tits or ass available for use
Being gagged to stop you talking
Being gagged with your panties
Having your mouth stretched open so it can be used
Being made to stand in the corner
Being made to adopt a certain posture and hold still
9. Making you do demeaning and disgusting things
Not letting you use your toilet to piss in
Having to swallow your Owner’s piss
Having piss in or over your food
Having cum in or over your food
Fucking you in the bathroom
Making you lick the toilet clean
Making you have sex in a public toilet
Making you hump yourself on various objects
Having to lick your Owner’s asshole
Having a toilet brush shoved up your cunt or asshole to clean it
Making you lick his/her shoes clean
Being hosed down like an animal
Being made to spend the night in the barn
Having you eat with all the other animals
10. Controlling your other relationships
Having your private life discussed with family, friends or work colleagues
Having intimate pictures of you shown to family, friends or work colleagues
Having pictures of you posted onto the web
Making you have sex with your friends or work colleagues
Making you help arrange sex for your Owner with family, friends or work colleagues
Giving him/her access to all your computer accounts - email, facebook, blogs…
Giving him access to your phone, messages and contacts
11. Race and play as humiliation
Having your race treated as inferior
Being made to fuck other races who you wouldn’t normally
Being called racially insulting names
12. Gender play as humiliation
Making you have sex with a woman if you’re straight
Making you have sex with a man if you’re a lesbian
13. Your position in your relationship
Letting your Owner have sex with other women
Having to watch or listen to him/her have sex with another
Being denied sex while your Owner has as much sex as they want
Being denied sex apart from up your ass, while your Owner has as much sex as they want
Having to help find and arrange other women for your Owner to have sex with
Being told by your Owner how much more s/he enjoys sex with the other woman
Having to move into the spare room because his lover is now in your room
Having to clean his lover’s home as well as yours
Having to buy her clothes, gifts and jewellery
Having to clean her cunt and his cock with your mouth after they’ve made love
Being humiliated by your Owner’s lover for being inferior to her
Not even having a Owner: you’re just the live-in maid for another couple
Being told that making you feel mortified makes his cock hard
Having to beg him for something you need or want
Having to beg him not to make you do something you don’t want to do
Being humiliated to tears
Being encouraged to cry because it turns your Owner on
Being taunted because your cunt gets wet when you are humiliated
Having to be grateful to your Owner for how you were humiliated by him/her
It’s pretty fucking hot just reading through that list, don’t you think? Here’s a sample fictitious answer:
1:1,2,5,11 2:all 3:1-10,15 4:1-5,8,10,13-16 5:1 6:5 8:1-5 14:1-4,7,8
See? Short and not difficult at all, is it, anons?
Well, you all can re-blog it to your heart’s content, and add your answers! Go on, you know you want to.
This is a pretty comprehensive list here, but I am sure people will let me know of things which I’ve missed out and need adding. So, when I do that I will also update the version number. Conversely, if you feel the burning need to copy this and update it yourself, then please change the version name as well from it’s current setting and append your ID: e.g. Super-T/domly-dude23. Version control, cool, huh?
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