TRASH

Hi. My names Ryan. Im a nerd. CMDR VLADADO(L)F

[coyotepack-official]

[firefox-official]

god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

[firefox-official]

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

[firefox-official]

me: “i’d like a toothpick please.”

god, probably: “great! that’ll be 18 dollars.”

me: “sounds about right. here’s my entire wallet”

[porunareff]

JoJo squads, Parts 1-5

[jovan]

Twitter is a different universe

[hoebutmadefashion]

i cant believe lana del rey saved niall horan’s life

[animal-factbook]

when your whole crew is looking fresh af

[ebeth]

a whole bus full of party boys

[unusualrussia]

Got myself a new game

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mischiefmakermax]

[fiestasaur]

[cursedcatpictures]

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[regularlesbian]

Solidarity

[n1ightw1ng]

[thetomska]

[lorthemar-therons]

im losing my fucking mind

[lesbiiundyne-deactivated2015112]

it gets easier everyday

[cheaphalloweencostume]

remember when things were simple

[drag-on-dragoon]

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

[fourteenth-ascian]

happy 4/20

[cursedcatimages]

[unclefather]

mission impossible

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hydrattan]

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet