SAGE (eli’s version)

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[misterbenzadrine]

if no one got me, i know binary bfs always got me

[birdbrainedboy]

Can’t stop thinking about an alternate universe where they made Cobra Kai as a show in the 90s with Lawrusso as young adults

Johnny and Daniel would be maybe 22 or 23, and the CK kids (Sam, Tory, Miguel, Robby, etc) would still be high school age

Sam could be a younger cousin or niece of Daniel’s who’s staying with him, and Robby could be Johnny’s younger step-brother. Miguel could probably still be Johnny’s neighbor but they would have more of a brotherly relationship than a fatherly one

I think karate beef lasting 5-ish years before the start of this plot would make way more sense than 40-ish years

[eddiecatsbrak]

Hawkmetri :D

I might rewatch cobra kai (probably not)

[misterbenzadrine]

bisexual hotties !!

[gaytoecar]

want to draw a tennis au featuring samtory and elimetri sooo bad. lawrusso as rival coaches obviously

[dykesynthezoid]

Aisha would never let Tory live down becoming an influencer btw. Aisha would be like sorry I leave the Valley and apparently everyone goes fucking insane?? Are you serious??? What’s next, are you going to start selling health supplements and smoothies that would pull my mom and all her bougie friends into an mlm scheme??? Are you for real??? What, are you gonna go do a meet and greet at the nearest Erewhon, you stranger?? You gonna get a sponsorship from lululemon?? WHO ARE YOU!!!

[binaryboyfriends]

Oh my god this is SO Aisha and I really miss this queen. Tory would have loved to hear that because it meant she had succeeded and with her best friend indirectly supporting her.

+ I’m pretty sure Robby would’ve gotten clocked so hard by Aisha, and the way she’d roast him would have him questioning if she just straight-up stole his girlfriend.

But can we talk about how Aicha is absolutely a bitch who destroys everyone with her rhetoric ? SHE SLAY AF.

I think Aisha would have been a mean girl but a good one if only she wasn't a nerd and Yasmine wasn't fatphobic you know ?

+ Tbh I’m pretty sure she can be such a queen with Moon (remembering the scene at Caltech with Moon)

[partiallypearl]

Courtney Henggeler and Mary Mouser as Amanda and Samantha "Sam" LaRusso in Cobra Kai S5 EP5 - Extreme Measures

[cowboys-only]

Enemies to Lovers

“I never hated you” Well then it’s not ENEMIES to lovers IS IT??

“I stopped hating you a long time ago” Okay better I like it

“I don’t want to hate you anymore” YESS THANK YOU

[binaryboyfriends]

Welcome back Samtory.

[gaytoecar]

Hahaha whipped

[gaytoecar]

I think they'd be gay bffs

[sleepyicon]

demetri going to that one random science teacher during the school fight and unironically asking him to stop it is an underrated comedic moment

[embryoed]

Sigh… I miss when he was sane💔💔

[zenmastercharles]

I like to think Tory lets her guard down around Demetri, not because she trusts him, but because she views him as an absolute non-threat…

So when in training one day he actually manages to beat her by the skin of his teeth, it shakes her up for a little bit.

[binaryboyfriends]

I love that ! This so true !! I would have liked to see their dynamic one day. (But not possible :()

Tory thinks Demetri is a bird, but he can actually have this “surprising thing” when you least expect it. I'm sure Robby or Eli made a comment right after seeing Tory on the ground.

I was planning to write a scene that would have been “cut” during the mourning of Tory’s mother’s death, featuring a conversation between Demetri and Tory. Now that I’ve seen this post, I’m hesitant to actually write it. The draft is currently saved on my Tumblr. Should I ?

This gonna included trigger warning topics.

[dinonugget-s]

everyone in cobra kai is in a relationship, they all kiss each other and raise their adopted kids who are also all in love with each other.

i will not elaborate further

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

Pretty baller that they let Kumiko friendzone a guy, but it sure would be nice if they let some other women in the show also do that.

[binaryboyfriends]

Eli didn't want to go to MIT but he didn't want Demetri to go EITHER

[cringefailkralie]

always fucking LOOKING at him you need to stop this nonsense bro

[binaryboyfriends]

and they tell us that Eli is straight

[cowboys-only]

Do not separate!! Only comes in pack of 3!!