literally garbage

find me in your local dumpster. i prefer it over euclidean coordinates.

[thursday]

[generationiii-blog]

i write sins not shopping receipts

[classydude]

cashier: that’ll be $29.50 me:

[meowstic-remade-deactivated2015]

he does nt even know

[sweet-bitsy]

Know what

[tittily]

the economic state of america

[groupinou-deactivated20160205]

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[thebootydiaries]

me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic

[thebootydiaries]

[vomits]

[frikiskrew]

[oil-diffuser]

I’m the gay wrists

[hostile-environments-deactivate]

Me when I see a spider

[heavymodelheavymodel]

[faggottt]

Never related with myself so hard lol

[iamdeeobsession]

Imagine being a makeup artist with shaky hands 😪

[faggottt]

My dreams of being a beauty guru are shattered 🤷🏽‍♀️💔

[chasingpavementsxx]

when someone asks you to take a group/fam photo but you have benign essential tremors and you know damn well the photo is gonna come out blurry 🥴

[faggottt]

OMG TAKING GROUP PICS IS THE WORST

[foulserpent]

none of your videogame faves are heterosexual or cisgender. theyre actually having gay sex whenever your straight player character leaves the area .its coded into the game you just cant see it. in all games

[internationalspacehobo]

Actually I hacked into Oblivion and it’s right there

[platwaifu-deactivated20141005]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Jesse Williams is done with these excuses

[veritasarah]

“Democracy is not a sham, it’s a job. It’s our job. And it took too goddamn long to get it to just let it slide.”

[dogshame]

[universeofmemes]

[threefeline]

ya’ll i am fucking sobbing at these photos of a horse catching a frisbee 

valid to eat frisbees