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thesireofsorrow

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

asphodelis

superhero suit glove-sleeve connection design showerthought

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

npdclaraoswald

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

amazoogle

the enemy drank water today. did you?

ewoly5

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

cartoonrival

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

cartoonrival

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

mojoscircus

Ever since Ilya told Shane about his mother and that he was depressed in the same way as her, even though he assured him that he didn’t have thoughts of hurting himself, Shane is forever haunted by that time on the rooftop in Vegas when he said, “it’s not worth jumping over.”

lucylehane

Heated Rivalry, p. 207

omega-springsteen-truther

I’m sick and tired of found families we need more found toxic workplace environments

preyingmantits

eviltoxicmosssauce

"i want him in a way that is concerning to feminism" <- trite, overdone, equates feminism to prudishness and is thus concerning to feminism in itself

"i want him in a way that is concerning to medical science" <- well now we're getting somewhere.

officialpenisenvy

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"