Chitchatting with friend chan who isn’t even listening because hes busy staring at your tits- WHO SAID THAT?!
IM GIGGLING i’m in love w this idea EHEHEEH. two posts in one day ouuu shiiii
what color is the blanket?
synopsis ⋆˚꩜｡ chan is a little perv
genre ⋆˚࿔ crack, ig KINDA smut??? like literally atom sized
How have you not noticed his aggressive gaze??
This man is genuinely a fucking chud.
You were at work all day today, and all you’ve done when you gain the smallest amount of free time is message Chan about how irritating and exhausting your coworkers are.
Now that you’re home, you finally get to tell your best friend (and roommate) all about it.
Well, if he’d fucking focus.
You get cold crazy easily during the wintertime. So under your pink cafe uniform, you always have a tank top clinged to your skin.
So you’ve removed your uniform that reeks of coffee, and are now comfortable in a black tank top and gray sweatpants. You’re even comfortable enough to not wear a bra around him, cause helloooo, he’s just your very good friend.
“Then, literally— Oh my gosh. Guess what, Chan.” You groan, throwing your head back against the back of the couch, Chan sitting casually beside you.
His brown eyes fling up to the movement that resides above where he’s been staring, setting his gaze on your expression. “What?”
“Then she fucking left the machine on. Like girl, what? You’ve worked here for how long?? She’s genuinely a mess.” You complain, letting out a scoff soaked in disbelief. You shake your head too, but Chan doesn’t see it, cause his gaze has moved right back to where home is.
“She’s a mess, am I right?” You laugh softly with a gentle tilt of your head, turning toward him and watching his eyes shoot up to your own.
However, you catch his gaze long enough to notice where he had been staring. You stare at him as he nods, smiling while he plays it off.
You decide to let that moment slide. It was once, that’s understandable. Plus, you lowkey do that to your girl friends sometimes. No biggie. You’re no better than a man.
So you continue your story, “Yeah! Then, the boss literally left for half an hour to take a fucking smoke break. Like are we serious? Do your job.” You say with a sigh, your palms shooting up to rest against your face so you’re able showcase your annoyance.
You just hear a hum, and that kinda drives a flood of annoyance through you at the sound of his nonchalance. Like, what could be more important than hearing your friend complain, ugh? (Boobs, y/n. Boobs.) So you part your fingers to stare at him, just to see his eyes once again resting on your cleavage.
His eyes shoot up, and he gives you an innocent smile. You just stare. This causes his smile to falter subtly, “What?”
You reach your hand out and cover his eyes, “What color is the blanket in between us?”
“Huh?” He calls out, plump lips parted.
Oh, you are an evil, evil woman y/n.
“I said what I said. What’s the color?”
“…Black?” He responds quietly. You can tell in his tone that he already knows he’s wrong. It’d be a miracle if he guessed right. Hopefully the universe is on his side today.
You drop your hands, and he turns his head to the blanket draped between you guys, just to see the rainbow tie dye design. His lips form into a tight line, and he glances at you.
The universe actually hates him.
He whispers awkwardly, “I didn’t know there was a blanket.”
You just stare, then your smile grows a little. “Whatever. You’re such a guy.”
You cross your arms to give him a show, continuing your story.
Suddenly he’s real comfortable with where his gaze lands, and you get a few glimpses of his bottom lip getting caught between his teeth.
Are you a whore to say that you lowkey enjoy the heat of his gaze?
Maybe next time you’ll wear just a bra, so you can watch him malfunction.
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