Bible of Dreams

[4lienat]

(+ these hilarious comments)

Bonus:

[theartofanimation]

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[allgenuinebeauty]

The Incredibles. 🤗

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[dswsubmit]

@habibatj , @simplymide & @adenike.mufasa

[mysyncope]

BuzzFeed: 25 things you didn't know about Harry Potter

me, sipping my butterbeer: lmao try me bitch

[alloverthegaf]

I can’t believe Miss Congeniality, a movie from 2001, tackles internalised sexism, women’s self-defence and rape (”did you report him? “no, that stuff happens all the time.” “no, no it doesn’t!”) and shows the story of a tough, independent woman learning that she can still be all of that, and so can other women, while still being beautiful and sexy

[tastefullyoffensive]

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

[bled]

[did-you-know]

Neville Longbottom met his future wife at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Actor Matthew Lewis bumped into event planner Angela Jones at Universal Studios during a Harry Potter celebration in January of 2016, they hit it off right away, and he proposed to her in front of the Eiffel Tower almost a year later. Source Source 2

[carbonated-milk-deactivated2016]

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

[infestationofmymind]

i really needed this one tonight

[sidestepup2thestreets]

omfg

[yaboispencer-deactivated2020092]

Do it!!!

[scumbutexisting-deactivated2018]

aw.

[crimeshetyped]

[b1gsp1n]

Please use this whenever you’re having a tough time

[blackwhitelotus]

OMG i was not expecting that 

[malikthaelite]

I typed in Holy Shit and was thoroughly entertained. 😂

[urbanrogue]

@ambiguousstimuli

[2makeroom4thefire]

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

[tieflingsarebadatnamingthings]

“okay so I looked it up and you actually do have to place it right in the fire.”

“I swear to God I just heard it purring. It sounded like a cat.”

“The sword is about 500 yrs old. Used to kill this one fire demon, can’t spell it but he killed a bunch of people. Enchanted by the twelve mages of Cresterfell or something like that and turned invincible by the demon’s blood. Really good for scaring the neighbors.”

“…This is like the seventh set of runes I’ve had to do for you. Are you really that forgetful?” “Yes and I lose alot of stuff. Now this time, I need it for my wallet.”

“This is gonna be so coo-OH FUCK WE FUCKED UP SHIT SHIT SHIT.” “FOR THE VINE!”

“Make sure my scales look good!” “Hold on, I want to brush my hair first, kind of knotted from…Well, you know.” “Are my fangs clean? I think there might still be a little fish in them.” “Guys you’re fine! Can we just take the damn selfie?!”

“Well ma’am, you see, normally we would just fix this sort of thing at home instead of coming all the way to the hospital. But um…I don’t know how to change my friend back.” *friend angrily clucks as chicken* *witch nurse tries very hard not to smack two stupid teenagers for angering a wizard with prank calls*

[bluefiredesire]

What would the memes look like

[athenadark]

vampires taking to text because they don’t appear in recordings, audio or video

imagine them creeping up on an unsuspecting victim, beep beep beep, hang on love I’ve got to get this, Vlad gets pissy if you don’t answer right away

[mysyncope]

I haven't been on in ages but I love you guys so much and I missed you and how has everyone been?? I filed a hostile work environment claim and got fired, my mom had major back surgery, I'm getting ready to move, might also get a kick ass job in San Diego (fingers crossed for something good to happen), and recently started watching Supernatural (on season 7) so a whole wide world of memes has also opened up for me in the midst of life's chaos and bullshit.

[deepinthesewoods-deactivated201]

Some Fantastic Beasts fanart I’d drawn in these past few weeks! I LOVED the film!

[angelmutual]

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

[mysyncope]

Okay but why does the unicorn in Sorcerer's Stone have fangs

[maulthots]