[biobliterator]

hey what's ur new blog's url I really miss u on my dash!!! ; -;

u gotta come off ANON bro!! if u come off anon i’ll give u my url privately >:3c

[biobliterator]

hewwo i uhhhh moved blogs!! so that neopets blog in ur notes.......thats me.......follow it please........

[better-positive-memes]

[catasters]

[rooby]

guys i found something revolutionary

[rooby]

i found the site where the arcades get their prizes 

it’s like the childhood holy grail you can get these 

 for 9 cents a piece

[rooby]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[rooby]

hey guyz guysz did you ever find yourself lost in the woods and lie. just. wish you brought 144 compasses?

[honted]

you’ve given me access to the worst kind of power

[fantasy-costco]

ANYWAY if there’s one thing I learned from this site it’s that buying 144 plastic kazoos as a Christmas present for a ten year old is simultaneously the best and worst possible idea

[amygdalae]

If someone ever gives you shit for starting new playthroughs of your favorite game(s) all the time because it makes you happy, try this simple trick:

[asexytodoroki-deactivated201904]

in those “me vs other girls” post im always the other girl they’re referencing. Im hot as fuck, rich, and cooler than you

[tordenvejr]

me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that’s the

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[thecollectibles]

Art by Boris Groh

[bittylildragon]

I love these because all these huge skeleton monsters just seem sort of….sheepish. Or shy. Or almost sweet? They’re not trying to be intrusive, they can’t help that they’re big and look like they do. They’re just trying to be social, and are awkward about it. 

[tentacleteapot]

before I even saw someone had left this comment my first thought was “god, would it kill you to say hi to them?”

[chiaroscar]

@simonalkenmayer

[simonalkenmayer]

Charming

[hungwy]

ok from now on you can only comment on my posts if i invite u to do so. vampire switch is now ON

[pwesident]

hey can i comment on this post

[hungwy]

you may comment on this post

[hotvampireadjacent]

can i comment on this post please i have something to say

[hungwy]

hm… its getting a bit crowded on here. but i will allow you to comment on this post.

[hotvampireadjacent]

by asking we’re already commenting on the post, so by this logic we can’t even ask?

[hungwy]

you are no longer allowed to comment on this post

[hotvampireadjacent]

:(

[cherrystrawberrie]

[stream]

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

[portentsofwoe2]

wait that poster wasnt a joke

[pileofknives]

I’m gonna see this seven times

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

WHATS WITH THE BOWIE KNIFE?!?

[pileofknives]

Swiper got Dora fucked up

[stream]

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

[mellowfilmmaker]

Ok, I don’t know if this movie is going to be good or not, but how can you not be a little curious about a movie that features that line. 

[memesandlaughs]

[mesopelagic]

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

[mesopelagic]

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

[estradiol]

Due to personal reasons I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances