The Biohazard Zone

Sadly I am a human. Epic and Ancient Greek mythology has infiltrated my every thought so I will be posting that. Feel free to ask me to expand on any of my thoughts. I would love to blab.

[biohazardousbitch]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87161346

I wrote anther Ody Age Regression fic. It’s in the same universe as More Than One Way to Let Off Steam, but focused on teenage Odysseus and Polites.

[biohazardousbitch]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86144366

Hey-o, I realized that I never posted this over here.

Mind the tags and author’s note, this fic may not be for everyone.

[biohazardousbitch]

Item: A Bug Rarity: ⏶ Common

What's your favorite creature from any video game world?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Chao from sonic is number one but koroks from Legend of Zelda a close second

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[scribe-cas]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

[biohazardousbitch]

Turns out I enjoy writing fanfiction. So here is part 2, the end, of my first fic.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81279456/chapters/213845656#workskin

[biohazardousbitch]

I guess my fanfic writing is just as susceptible to being interrupted as my homework.

[biohazardousbitch]

AO3 being down is ruining my plans to procrastinate on writing essays for midterms. 

[biohazardousbitch]

I’ve finished everything but APA formatting and what I need to change after my professors respond to my email and AO3 is still down.

[biohazardousbitch]

When ao3 was down I had to fill my void of doomed yaoi on my own. I didn’t get a chance to finish it until now due to midterms but I bring you my first fic.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81279456

Summary:

Despite Patroclus's best efforts, memories of his childhood resurface at inopportune times. As Achilles works to find out what is wrong with his lover, Patroclus does his best to dodge questions and rely on half-truths.

[biohazardousbitch]

AO3 being down is ruining my plans to procrastinate on writing essays for midterms. 

[biohazardousbitch]

I’ve finished everything but APA formatting and what I need to change after my professors respond to my email and AO3 is still down.

[biohazardousbitch]

AO3 being down is ruining my plans to procrastinate on writing essays for midterms. 

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

Sources: Translation of the Iliad, Full Humanitarian Law, Summary Humanitarian Law

Disclaimer: I did not read every commentary of the Geniva Conventions since 1949 so forgive me if I missed anything. Also I am aware that 800bc did not follow humanitarian law if anyone goes ‘☝️um akshually it would have been perfectly legal back then’ I am going to beat you with a stick. This is not a serious moral judgement of these characters but a play on the ‘Pick your favourite war criminal’ running joke in this fandom and an excuse to reread the Iliad.

If a character does not appear in the statistic, they didn’t do anything themselves (they still could have conspired or been present eg. Ody is involved in Diomedes crime nr.4 but didn’t actually kill anyone himself)

[biohazardousbitch]

I’ve been putting together a Patrochilles playlist and I can’t decide if putting His ‘n’ His by Matt Fishel is the best or worst idea I have ever had.

[biohazardousbitch]

The Mighty Nein dropping early on YouTube is one of the best things to happen to me in a long time.

[biohazardousbitch]

My headcanon is that Polities is far sighted.

This idea came from multiple different points in the musical.

First being far sighted would make him a much better as archer than as a foot soldier, distancing him from his kills. This might have made it easier to keep his open arms philosophy.

Second he is the first to spot the lotus eater island.

Third he doesn’t see the club coming in (sorry not sorry).

[biohazardousbitch]

Odysseus suffers from chronic pain post odyssey and no one can convince me otherwise

[biohazardousbitch]

I love tumblr because no one can stop me spreading that the Ithacan royal family (Odysseus, Penelope, and Telemachus) are autistic.

*Ody and Tele both have ADHD as well*

[biohazardousbitch]

Epic the Musical head canons Odysseus’s triggers version:

Thunderstorms

Being called Ody, Captain, or dear

Being touched by women other than Penelope

“Open arms”

“Paradise”

Not knowing where Penelope or Telemachus is

Water, especially open water

Other men being too close to Penelope

Most types of meat (beef, lamb, pork)

Being near the edge of a cliff

*I will likely add more to this as I think of them*

[biohazardousbitch]

I’m gonna start posting some of my Epic the Musical head canons. Before I start this I want to give the disclaimer that I have been influenced by all the wonderful fanfics I have read as well as animations and reaction videos. I do not claim that I am the first to come up with any of them.