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she/her | vfd hater

[jacobsnicket]

the vfdiscord requested this and so I shall provide

[bioletbaudelaire]

you know, i'm not super active on here anymore BUT i've said it before and i'll say it again

VIOLAF SHIPPERS, PLEASE GET OFF MY PROFILE AND DO NOT INTERACT WITH ANY OF MY POSTS. I AM A MINOR AND VIOLAF MAKES ME FEEL EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE

that is all

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[bioletbaudelaire]

what's violet and moxie's dynamic like? how does widdershins treat klaus? how does fiona feel about vfd?

okay so moxie's kinda taken the role of violet's mom. they both care about each other so so much and they understand each other really well. moxie is usually the first person violet shows her inventions to

widdershins is definitely questionable. he celebrated klaus' birthday, made sure he was fed well, got him books to read, all that jazz but he's just so brainwashed by vfd. he hid a lot of information from klaus that he should have known and he's got klaus involved with vfd. so while widdershins tries, he's just not a good person to klaus.

fiona is very trusting of vfd at first, but as time goes on, she learns that it's not as great as she originally thought and tries to stay away from vfd

[bioletbaudelaire]

hello everybody my motivation is at like 1% rn so send me asks for set the world on fire so we can up it to about 2%

[bioletbaudelaire]

listen i know i haven't posted in a month but. iM back hi

[olivia--caliban]

disclaimer: homecoming is real

[futuremoji]

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

[captainhoyw]

[allthingsasoue]

Who is the most chaotic VFDiscord member? Discuss.

[vacuum-fluorescent-display]

definitely me i caused the whipping cream debate

[allthingsasoue]

the w h a t ?

[vacuum-fluorescent-display]

oh, haven’t you heard?

[allthingsasoue]

explaination please?!

[vacuum-fluorescent-display]

whipping cream isn’t real. SOME people think it is but they’re wrong

[allthingsasoue]

………… Tom, ur no longer the rat prophet. Whipping cream is the Arson Rats favorite.

[vacuum-fluorescent-display]

i am shocked and offended. i can’t believe you’re siding with the whipping cream

[allthingsasoue]

I’m siding with the rats. Unlike you, you heretic, I follow the rats blindly. Like any good prophet should.

[vacuum-fluorescent-display]

i denounce the rats if i must. whipping cream is not real. it’s vfd propaganda. i am ashamed that i ever followed the so called arson rats when they fell for the lies all along. 

[allthingsasoue]

just watch your back, Tom…. I can’t bear to see what the Rats have in store for you…. ಠ◡ಠ

[vacuum-fluorescent-display]

you think i fear mere rats? rats that are not immune to propaganda? i can’t bear to see what would happen to your precious rats after i’m done with them. don’t let your false gods die, lest you become lost.

[allthingsasoue]

you think the rats are my gods? What a grizzly notion. I might be the prophet of the Arson Rats, but I do not worship them. Besides, what are a few gods to a non-believer?

[vacuum-fluorescent-display]

You claim the rats aren’t your gods, yet you follow them blindly, even into lies and despair. Beware the false gods. As for the challenge, gods have no power over me. 

[allthingsasoue]

what a small minded sheep u r, my friend.

[strangemercymp3]

If I have to see this post on my dash ONE more time I’ll fucking lose it

[bioletbaudelaire]

i joined the vfdiscord to have a good time and this is the shit i ended up having to deal with

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[lazy-cat-corner]

My friend is as white as they get and sometimes comments on things like “that’s a real white people thing they just did.” She’s even said she doesn’t take the jokes personal because most are harmless and true. 😂

[kitsnicket]

ellington feint

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

It Chapter 2 Spoilers

BRO THERE’S A CLOWN IN THIS ONE

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

listen say what u will about the tumblr asoue fandom but at least the vast majority of us aren’t racist assholes and don’t hate on girls for “getting in the way of” our ships :)

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

Six Baudelaires AU (first created- August 9 2018) 

↳ Fanfic: May 8 2019 - September 11 2019

au where the movie!baudelaires are the siblings of the netflix!baudelaires. there are six baudelaire children. they decide the best way to solve their problems is to dogpile onto olaf and beat him to death.

“And all eight Baudelaires looked towards the horizon, and knew that, whatever happened, their story wasn’t over yet, and that was the best they could hope for.”

[mynerdylockscreens]

quote lockscreens for a series of unfortunate events’ lemony snicket, by request!

special thanks to the anon that provided the quotes for this set ^^

like or reblog if you use these!

[skajador]

[skajador]

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

asoue netflix: the baudelaires figure out the existence of dewey as well as his hiding place, catching him offguard and impressing him as well as showing their intelligence 

asoue books: dewey descends from the ceiling on a rope in the middle of the fucking night and says “whaddup losers i’m the secret brother #3” and the baudelaires are just like “we’re too sleep deprived to question this”