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Tracer: If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't.

Winston: Multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations.

Tracer: Except in the universe where it does.

Emily: I'm having an aneurysm

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Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer

One says to the other

“Does this taste funny to you?”

The other says

“No”

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A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.

The nurse sits down at the bar and says, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary!”

The doctor sits next to her and says, “Give me a rum and coke!”

The anti-vaxxer does nothing. She collapsed and died from polio.

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Zenyatta: I sent good vibes your way.

Zenyatta: They are coming.

Zenyatta: There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Genji: ...this is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Japanese Fans Rank Studio Ghibli’s Greatest Tearjerkers

Of all the anime studios out there, Studio Ghibli seems to be the most adept at jerking those tears loose. Over its three decades of anime production, the studio has produced films that keep fans welling up—sometimes out of sadness, sometimes out of happiness, and sometimes for that mysterious melancholy quality unique to the films of folks like Hayao Miyazaki and Isao Takahata.

Ranking site Goo has asked its readers which Ghibli films made them cry the most, and here’s the top 10. But be warned: just looking at this list might get the tear ducts moving.

10. When Marnie Was There

9. Howl’s Moving Castle

8. Kiki’s Delivery Service

7. Princess Mononoke

6. Whisper of the Heart

5. Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

4. Castle in the Sky

3. My Neighbor Totoro

2. Spirited Away

1. Grave of the Fireflies

Hi, thanks for reading! @theanimeshontimes is your #1 source of anime, manga, live action, videos game and con news! Basically everything an Otaku lives for! Come check us out, dont just like and re-blog but follow! We promise to never disappoint.

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AC-130 incoming

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Dads are like boomerangs.

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Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank,

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The much feared Stephen Hawking burn.

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We’ll miss you, Dr. Hawking.

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Happy National Oreo Day!

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Nobody Knows!

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Alcohol lets you borrow happiness from tomorrow

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Japanese Fans Rank Studio Ghibli’s Greatest Tearjerkers

Of all the anime studios out there, Studio Ghibli seems to be the most adept at jerking those tears loose. Over its three decades of anime production, the studio has produced films that keep fans welling up—sometimes out of sadness, sometimes out of happiness, and sometimes for that mysterious melancholy quality unique to the films of folks like Hayao Miyazaki and Isao Takahata.

Ranking site Goo has asked its readers which Ghibli films made them cry the most, and here’s the top 10. But be warned: just looking at this list might get the tear ducts moving.

10. When Marnie Was There

9. Howl’s Moving Castle

8. Kiki’s Delivery Service

7. Princess Mononoke

6. Whisper of the Heart

5. Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

4. Castle in the Sky

3. My Neighbor Totoro

2. Spirited Away

1. Grave of the Fireflies

Hi, thanks for reading! @theanimeshontimes is your #1 source of anime, manga, live action, videos game and con news! Basically everything an Otaku lives for! Come check us out, dont just like and re-blog but follow! We promise to never disappoint.

Sombra, to Widowmaker: Love is in the air!

Reaper, spraying a can of Febreze and holding his shirt over its nose: Not anymore.

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Home is where the water tastes normal.

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