Furry trash has never looked so meh.

[catchymemes]

[owlmylove]

the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[depsidase]

[polycrypt-deactivated20140709]

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[sweetiepie08]

How to get ready in the morning

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can. 

Step 2: Speed run. 

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Making evil purchases at the supervillainmarket

[jabbaimond]

What did u buy

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Dark Groceries

[cashiers-czech-hunter]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

sorry I forgot i'm alive Can you please repeat the question.

[unbotheredmuse]

[notyouraveragenympho]

Damn I’m turning superstitious…usually I disregard these 🤷🏾‍♀️

[texasred43]

Well crap… can’t hurt though

[astraldemise]

alright girls lets see if a baby chicken and a transgender dog can defeat the dinosaur that controls time

[africanaquarian]

person: i really like you.

½ of me: why?

the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing

[liminalspacetelescope]

*eyes turn red and start glowing* *clenches fist* you do not wanna see my silly side 

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]