Migrating Back Home When Rent Is Too Expensive

[crawls back into the womb (tumblr) that birthed me]

[grapesinbound]

serious

[yant2k]

Medalist doodles... aooouuughoughgh

[samipekoe]

yuri on ice

[whimzycle]

"Was there a time when you haven't made someone laugh?"

[gyogun-luo]

The most adorable snake I’ve ever seen 🫶

[manaohu]

[samipekoe]

yuri on ice

[delinquentkru]

i saw someone on twitter once who was very suspicious of langdon, not because of the whole medication thing, but because they were genuinely concerned that he and garcia had a bet going on to see who could hook up with one of the new doctors first

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[frownyalfred]

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

[frownyalfred]

[mostly-frayed-edges]

[littlewitchbee]

go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?

[karlvsn-deactivated20240312-dea]

[mmolia]

Tags via @smute

[eebie]

sugar pussy make it a yeast infection, slurring speech call it a beast inflection, my penis hard im having dick erections, shadow gov I steal elections

[stars-abovee]

fire bro who’s your ghostwriter

[eebie]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[marinebluekaze]

Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

[marinebluekaze]

Love getting he/him’d for this post. Lesbian ally of gay men granted pronouns for his advocacy

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[chungledown-bimothy]

"Go to the doctor" "cbc test" "ekg"

NO!! This is about throwing up at 3 am despite not being nauseous beforehand or having any other indications that something was wrong before or after!!!!

"Autopsy report"

Yeah okay that's a good one

[hundredyardclown]

scared to ask the librarian about this poster...

[floweramon]

This is an editted version of a classic Garfield poster:

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

THE WHITE GOO WAS IN THE ORIGINAL?!