[conundrumoftime]

"NO DWARVES IN MY FOREST 😡"

"Your wife is hot."

"...THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE CAN STAY"

[melibemusca]

inspired by this brilliant @mo0nbugs post

transcript below the cut

Legolas, pacing the room while Bilbo placidly eats his dinner: I never expected to face the choice of Lúthien, or indeed to feel anything that would draw me away form the peace of my sylvan home. Everything now depends on whether my devotion is reciprocated. Bilbo, please, you must help me understand the inscrutable courtship customs of dwarves!

Gimli, sitting on the floor while Bilbo continues to eat but with less wine in his glass: I love an elf. Fuck my life.

[poissond-avril]

whatever man🚶‍♂️

[deheerkonijn]

PDA at the function. 🍑

[deheerkonijn]

From twit 🍑

[tuls-things]

I fear I'm reading lotr for the wrong reason...

[astral-aromance]

I think this image is self-explanatory.

[deheerkonijn]

Yapping

[freshvanillapng]

sup, drawing legolas based on a piece i did uhhhhh… damn 4 years ago???

[renshengs]

currently reading the LOTR novels for the first time and i’m convinced gimli spends at least an entire book misinterpreting legolas’s blatant colossal crush on him as just elves being weird as fuck

[rutobuka2]

I heard you guys liked the selkie AU and wanted more captain Thorin! 🫣

[wordfather]

'AI Overview' I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT. I WANT OBSCURE REDDIT THREAD. I WANT 15 YEAR OLD QUORA POST. GET OUTTA HERE SCRAM

[saphrodoe]

2 girls smokin old toby

[saphrodoe]

yuri bagginshield + premarital hair braiding??? 😳😳

[ibupro-atyappin]

I’ve been on that yuri grind… more fem Bagginshield but now it’s modern!

I used to hate capris.. but I think Fem Bilbo would wear them beautifully

[lauraagrace]

Looking for new shoujo and josei manga to read this month?

May is in full bloom, and so are the releases! 🌸 Here are all the shoujo & josei manga coming out in May so you can plan your next reads!

Let me know which titles you're most excited for! 🤗

Please note that all dates are subject to change and that almost all information (dates and covers) are directly taken from the publisher's website!

[sunliax]

stupids

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