[verycoolfirefly]

grace rocky do dlc

[cosmicdandelidae]

Have some protohearthians before I hit the hay

[lace-miserables]

A very deep headcanon I hold is that when Grace said he had “a lot of mean things” to say to Stratt back on Earth, what he *actually* did was send a photo in the beetles of himself flipping off the camera (scandalous) while playing Minesweeper for Windows 3.1 because Stratt said during the intellectual property trial that the Hail Mary “probably wouldn’t need it” and he wanted to spite her.

[sharkfiinn]

🐈🐈🐈

[archliches]

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

[archliches]

you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else folks

[doubleca5t]

[boudicca]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[recuperationdisliker]

i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

[fluffysheeple]

^ surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles

[andaisq]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #i guess those words can go in that order if you really want them to /End ID]

[earhartsease]

surely it's a ball python

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[no-one-offical]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[albva]

oh no you dont

🥚

[occudo]

Emperor Comatose, Meburger and Eridian language lessons~

[ink-ssw]

I just thought about the fact that Outer Wilds is probably the only space game that lets you take a ship anywhere that it'll fit even though it's made for travel between planets. Most games that give you full control have limits like certain areas being blocked for your ship, or that you can't take it underwater, and may even limit where you're allowed to land. Meanwhile, Outer Wilds let's you wedge your ship into a gap between rocks and use that as your ship's landing location, or you can use it to handle your underwater travel instead of needing to immediately get out with it on land. I'm mentioning this because I appreciate the level of freedom that the player gets in how they handle Outer Wilds, and I thought this was a good example of that.

Edit: I remembered another detail. Outer Wilds is the only game I know of that doesn't prevent you from leaving in space, and one of very few that doesn't have you lose velocity when you aren't accelerating despite space not having air resistance. Even with there being things in the game that wouldn't work in real life (like the sizes of the planets), it still feels more immersive for space travel than Starfield or No Man's Sky, just to name the first things that come to mind.

[stealthetrees]

What if human astronauts visit Erid one day and are doing diplomatic things and whatnot and they learn Ryland Grace is sstill alive and is in a terrarium. One of the astronauts jokingly says “you’re not experimenting on him are you” and the Eridians freeze cause yeah, they totally are. They experiment on him all the time. They’re experimenting on him right now in fact. They read about deep sea diving and are now testing the effects of replacing certain gases in Graces atmosphere. Right now they’re testing helium.

They send someone to stop the experiment but Grace refuses cause they’re so far in already and well that would just ruin the data.

The new humans think this is hilarious and insist on joining the experiment as Grace excitedly yaps about all the cool stuff he’s learned about aliens but he’s still got that high pitched helium voice.

[mevil]

[nehirose]

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

[feltguy]

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

[slytherverse]

hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!

just gotta “borrow” my sister’s alarm clock

get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin UI with legos

your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.

twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you

the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. everybody loses. go home.

[feltguy]

OH MY GOD?????????

[djpachipikachu]

rocky being a fucking freak is my favorite headcanon This is who was first contact with aliens. doomed all eridians really

[pangur-and-grim]

length of a weasel…… face of a weasel…. heart? also of a weasel

[galactic-queen-of-bullshit]

Please please tell me this is a real cat and not an art doll

[pangur-and-grim]

I think it’s real, but I’m not really sure

[palesweetdeeer]

I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him

[bwabbitv3s]

Grace okay with finding way for you to live long healthy life on Erid?

Sure buddy, but even with everything humans know we sometimes don’t live as long as we wish.

Grace thinking boy it would be great if I make it past 60 considering all that has happened and the stress of another planet.

Rocky speedily scuttling back to science thrum. Grace say okay to extend their life!

[demilypyro]

i was looking through my files and found my favourite image in the world again