the frog curse quickens

jenna // 21 // she/her // i like cats! a lot!

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[birdercrow]

the second worst part of the tumblr mature content bullshit is that it just doesn’t even work. when it randomly tags completely normal things as nsfw im just conditioned to believe it isn’t accurate when sometimes it is, so every time i click reveal im just gambling against the gods

[birdercrow]

like is this post just talking about a trans person or is this post genuine pornographic nudity? we are finding out together, person next to me on the train

[birdercrow]

the second worst part of the tumblr mature content bullshit is that it just doesn’t even work. when it randomly tags completely normal things as nsfw im just conditioned to believe it isn’t accurate when sometimes it is, so every time i click reveal im just gambling against the gods

[carys-the-ninth]

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

[dmtruther]

Truer words have never been spoken

[girlbloke]

I could really do with a reward or incentive

[commodorecliche]

y'all ever have that ONE WORD you just consistently cannot spell without assistance? like no matter how old you are, no matter how many grade school vocab quizzes you got tucked under your belt, there's always that one word will haunt you until the day you die.

[commodorecliche]

mine is beaurocracy and autocorrect had to swoop in like goddamn Spiderman to save me from it. reblog and put your Problem Word in the tags.

[prokopetz]

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

[prokopetz]

(Ideally these stories should be presented in the form of poorly curated anthologies with the most generic titles imaginable, thereby rendering their contents impossible to identify or find later in life and leaving the affected individual wondering whether they dreamed the whole thing.)

[nyaa]

卵

[nyaa]

[10-4ward]

Wickedpedia

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[tench]

Sometimes I stop reading an old sci-fi book just to go check the author's personal life section on Wikipedia, for no particular reason

[subnitida]

Félix Thiollier, Lady with her horse on a snowy day, 1899

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

the most crucial aspect of role playing games is that sometimes you get to wear a cute outfit for them

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

it is vitally important to play role playing games because sometimes you can make people laugh or gasp just by using your words

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

the world needs role playing games because it lets you imagine and describe a really cool image you thought of

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

role playing games are so important because you can make your dolls kiss

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

one of MY favorite things about role playing games is slipping into character so far that you start genuinely responding and thinking differently than you do in real life

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

did you know? when you play role playing games, you can make something creative with other people in a flow state kind of way

[fandomshatelgbtqpeople]

I really wish “unlearning internalized misogyny” hadn’t become synonymous with “learn to like being feminine.” That’s true for some people but it’s not true for everyone and it shouldn’t be true for everyone. Some people don’t like femininity because of internalized misogyny, but some people don’t like it because they’re just not feminine. It’s not for everyone. Not liking pink because it’s just not one of your favorite colors isn’t interalized misogyny, and not liking it because it reminds you of the pain of having femininity forced on you growing up isn’t internalized misogyny either. You don’t have to “unlearn” those things.

Internalized misogyny is thinking every woman needs to be feminine or there’s something wrong with them. Internalized misogyny is trying to enforce a feminine performance on women around you. The idea that there’s something inherently worse about being masculine than being feminine is radfem-y and disgusting.

[2colde]

[ottermatopoeia]

When the Arizona Iced Tea hits

Someone add a gif i'm on mobile

[haierld]

[bdalak]

the more i talk w/ leftist friends the more i start to realize that they think culture is only defined by food or "traditional" (i.e. "ethnic") garb and nothing else

mentioned how white americans do in fact have a common culture and they genuinely thought i was joking. culture isnt something only granted to the Cool People of Color. just feels like among progressive groups there's this dichotomy created in which only the virtuous oppressed minorities have culture and anyone who is privileged some sort of void cultureless being

[pigeonsplease]

When I visited Chicago, the very first thing to weird me out from the airport was… how almost everywhere had revolving doors.

I’m Australian. Sure, we do have those doors, but the vast majority of places in Sydney are automatic sliding doors or old-fashioned manual push/pulls because we don’t need to block out the cold and wind the same way here.

So every day I experienced a culture clash with something as basic as what doors were normal for me.

Americans who say they don’t have a culture are plagued with defaultism beyond belief. Culture isn’t just made up of costumes and language and the largest stuff, it’s constructed of a billion small things you do every day that you never even consider could be different because that’s just “normal” to your daily life. No one has no culture just because they’re not adhering to the biggest markers they can consciously recognise.

[the-library-alcove]

Yes, I have these saved for exactly this reason.

[pandabomb]

huh? pompeii? nah dude that song’s so old and overplayed, if the radio station puts that song on one more fucking time I’m gonna—-EH EH OH EH OH EH EH OH EH OH

[caramiaaddio]

oh hey this feels like a good time to mention that bastille did a remix of pompeii. with goddamn hans zimmer. listen to this to blow your tits clean off