The Irrelevant Nature of the Birds and the Bees

Hi, I'm Clue, Helzinki, orangedyeNo.7, or just some dumb bird on the internet.

[battletoads]

don't worry about what's going on off screen 🤫

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.

[spyglassrealms]

I want to study you like a protist under a microscope.

[saltlessseaotter]

can I live????

[saltlessseaotter]

I mean they

[enki2]

[hyper-tiny-plant-daddy]

Update 😌

[luciferdev]

Transform

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[battletoads]

fuckfacesss

[underthemattress2]

Art by Kkuja

[hyper-tiny-plant-daddy]

I’ve been doing a lot of cardio

[johngreencockandballsmonologue]

[schrissdd]

💧🚬

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[peachfromcmbyn]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[queermystic]

That was the exact thought process

[battletoads]

this is the ugliest most unusable couch ever made

they do know gays don't be sitting normal tho so.

[mens-rights-activia]

[catfindr]

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]