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Actually, this is terrible Spamton care.

A typical Spamton needs at least two square feet in a cage, to allow it to run around, create a nest, and lay its eggs.

That’s also not nearly enough enrichment. It is a good idea to let your Spamton sniff money, but for it to live its best life, it needs one inch of pure garbage bedding (preferably more) and access to an electronic that it can send emails from.

Be more responsible.

bigshotautos

chloesimaginationthings

SPLAT OCEAN

clubpenguinkiller

Playing salmon run on profreshional is like

chikyuujin-san

salmon run experience

markergraveyard

so theres this jerma locker at my school

twoheartsoneclara

people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday

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happy sweet fat of the hog tuesday

bimbosofficial

guerrillatech

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discount spamtons

compactstreamer

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cowboy

I still can't believe this is actually something he said he really is out of his fucking mind for our entertainment

cowboy

I can see the gears turning in his mind as he realizes everyone thinks he was jerking off with these tissues and lotion. And he decided he can't let anyone think that he has ever jerked off, be it true that he used those items or not. And he looked around his room while the face cam was off and saw Otto's omega-3 dog vitamins sitting on his desk and decided that was what he was gonna roll with, somehow. And then he said "this is dog vitamns" and was instantly hit by the weight and meaning of his words and pretty much immediately devolved into a tangent on whether or not he was eating these dog vitamins--ignoring the fact that he had an actual dog that could have been eating them-- and continued on in a fashion only the truly brainsick could