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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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noise dept.
$LAYYYTER

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i don't do bad sauce passes

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@pupmagic
honestly discord removing the four digit id code at the end of usernames still remains as one of the most baffling things any site has done with their usernames. not having to have every user find a unique name for themselves seems like such a logical thing to allow with how big many sites are, and discord had the system in place since the beginning. but apparently that's too confusing and making the entire userbase select a new name is in fact the best solution. insane behavior
really really obsessed with this gif lately because it can be used to express basically any emotion you need it to
what if i need to express carrying a fluffy white bunny rabbit through a parking garage.... can it do that.....?
you better believe it can brother
Can anyone get me that 4chan post where a guy describes trying to get his book published where a boy gets crushed into a concrete slab in his father's concrete factory and he becomes a piece of sidewalk and people cruelly step on him. Then he gets moved to a beach where pretty girls with bare feet step on him and "he becomes a man in a sense."
Someone please help me find this.
found it i think
when you see a 4chan screenshot that has 20 ids of replies you know you're dealing with a quality post
I mean if i saw an alien right now, like. an actual being not of this planet. i’d dap them up and keep it pushin. i wouldn’t even go crazy like that there’s crazier things happening right now. slavery, genocide, men, capitalism. I’d tell them to get their spaceship and nuke the united states n if they can’t do dat then send em back to andromeda atp we do not have time for benevolent beings. Only send aliens with hate in their heart.
walks into the club in a tshirt that says "im doing the work" standing next to me is a three-quarters formed homunculus occupying an indeterminate state between man, beast and angelic being wearing a shirt that says "im the work"
"what was your childhood like?" idk I wasn't there
tumblr mutuals love getting into the most random esoteric media possible and talking about it in modern fandom parlance they’ll be like “omg guys i’m so obsessed with dagny her relationship with hildr is so doomed yuri ugh they would do numbers on here” then you look it up and they’re talking about an obscure scandinavian folktale that’s only available in the original old norwegian
tumblr mutuals will be casually watching shit the sleuths on r/lostmedia have been trying to track down for years
wow this person openly mentioning how they want people to dm them is really cool. sucks that i cant dm them because if i tried they would kill me with a stick
youtubers should do reverse sponsorships. just interrupt the narrative of the video to shit-talk some random company for 1-2 minutes.
Detroit Free Press, Michigan, August 29, 1939
i do write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art
did you hear about that actor performing a play in front of a crowd? clearly only doing it for attention
im trying to say something and im not gonna say it in an empty room
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Guys I’m going to make a hot take
The whole “I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I’m stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend” sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the “progressive” queer version of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes
if he’s stupid and gross you should leave him and if he isn’t you’re just being cruel for internet points and he should leave you
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Working Cats
Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.