Welcome to my swamp

  Hey, Dan here, 28 he/they, used to be birdschach years ago, but I've since moved on to Madfalldyn. I haven't been on Tumblr in a minute, mostly twitter, but here I am now! I'll be sharing the fics I write, and interacting with fandom posts.  

[cryptic-tits]

this is the funniest assortment of people I could possibly think of

[rnineta]

@birdschach

[birdschach]

Impeccable taste

[mauken-dyn]

[birdschach]

Phone background for Gregory Edgeworth from Ace Attorney. Of course, it’s for @lua-russo

[agent-maine]

im doin a playthrough where i just choose the silent dialogue options and im laughing so hard holy shit

[hazbin-hotel-screencaps]

[rnineta]

me: today i need to be productive and get things done cos i’m going to be busy the next couple days and-

five minutes in MS Paint later

me: okay this wasn’t what i had in mind for the day but-

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Bleh

[turnabout4what]

That’s it, that’s the game

[birdschach]

Phone backgrounds for the light of my life, Genny. From Fire Emblem Gaiden/Echoes Shadows of Valentina

[birdschach]

Phone backgrounds for Zephiel, from Fire Emblem Binding Blade

[birdschach]

Phone backgrounds for Zelgius/Unmasked Black Knight from Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn

[hashtagpuns-a-blog]

you know this isn’t a lie.

[birdschach]

@lua-russo

[crimson-sun]

Welcome to JTV Pokecenter! Please ensure your pokemon are in a carrier, on a leash, or in their pokeballs at all times. Thank you!

Your friendly neighbourhood veterinary clinic is probably the closest thing in real life to a pokemon center, eh? So here are some pics of a few of my patients re-imagined as pokemon. I’ve been meaning to do a mashup like this for a while, but now seems a particularly relevant time.

(And if you ever visit our little clinic with your real life critters, I’ll check out your pokemon as well for free! ;) )

[bliss1]

this is why you don’t edit bnha manga at 3:00am

[veganlove]

[dizzyotter]

when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers

[rnineta]

@birdschach

[birdschach]

Phone backgrounds for Hector, from the Blazing Blade. He's just here to fight

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[majesty-intensifies]

Show me the forbidden Carfax