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My cat: literally just fucking meows

Me:

fuckyahumor

*me when bored*

me: mom you need anything?

mom: no, thanks

*me on the laptop*

mom: can you come help me?

me:

alwaysbewoke

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao

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Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

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What a beautiful octopus.

narwhalsarefalling

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

narwhalsarefalling

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

yoon-ity

Why the fuck do you know this

narwhalsarefalling

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

squirrelstone

Had they never seen green tea?

narwhalsarefalling

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

gostaks

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party

narwhalsarefalling

alan i know about soda not green tea

this is so fucking funny omg

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my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him

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paprika

for-those-rainy-days-blog

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I sit here and tell myself that I gotta move on, that I need to start making myself happy, that you truly don’t matter and that I can be without you. Then I fall asleep and dream of you, wake up in sweats, wake up in tears and it’s like everything I told myself is forgotton.