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mitski2020

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

joyquill

omuii

kidz bop cask of amontillado

oofology

onlytwitterpics

catoverlord

iamonlykidding-deactivated20210

ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708

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driveshaftgroupie-deactivated20

i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

tastefullyoffensive

stoicsilence

found batman forever on my front lawn

stoicsilence

there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn

could these be the missing batman films?

no, it’s superman 3 and 4

theyre both superman 3 and 4

the plot thickens

stoicsilence

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???

????????

stoicsilence

i neglected to mention it in the original post, but the original dvd case i found only contained 1 dvd that included the films batman forever and batman and robin while the other 2 movies in the series batman and batman returns were missing

this morning i saw something in front of my neghbours house across the street from me

it was what looked like a dvd

again i thought

maybe its the missing batman films

or maybe its 3 dvds

oh

its 3 more copies of batman forever/batman and robin

great

stoicsilence

WHO IS DOING THIS

stoicsilence

no idea what this movie even fucking is

stoicsilence

blu-ray this time? fancy.

what are these supposed to be

oh

well ive been meaning to see rogue one sometime

wonder if theyll still work

stoicsilence

MY MOM IS BEING TARGETED TOO

stoicsilence

so

i should probably be dating each update to this but i guess the original reblogs have their dates included

perhaps i could analyze the data and find a pattern

for now i have 2 more superman quadrilogies

interestingly enough inside one of the superman movie cases was actually 3 dvds

there was another copy of superman ¾

if you recall in a previous update i had already found 3 discs of superman ¾

the count has gone up to 6 superman ¾ discs while only just today finding 2 superman ½ discs

who owns these dvds all in bulk

why are they being separated only to be disposed of in pairs or threes in front of my house

im sorry this has been such an obscenely long post but i have a feeling its only going to get longer from here on out

Confused

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

weirdmageddon

okay why is owl citys fireflies making a sudden comeback out of like thin fucking air

sketchdeath

its a fucking banger

weirdmageddon

no like i love the song but where did it suddenly come from again

sketchdeath

its because it’s a goddamn absolute banger

cybebully

Tumblr is finally catering to me

andrewbelami

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

galren

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

mchanzo-is-mccanon-deactivated2

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

warmbooze-blog

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

cultural-antifascism-deactivate

*Jild

queenbeanz

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

andrewbelami

The genre of their baby