go. sleep badly. any questions, hesitate to call.

lazarus • interests all over the place. i'm obsessed with val kilmer now • default icon actually looks cute af so i’m keeping it

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

[justtrashperson]

RV there yet but the lads found out they're gay /j

[bubblegum-gf]

why so little terrornogla. I can think of 5 clips off the top of my head of brian kissing daithi

mwah you're an idiot

nothing sweetie, mmmmwah

you got this, sugarlump

uhh this is from the meme stream

this is also the meme stream

and an honorary mention

[bubblegum-gf]

they wrote the same caption for the meme because they're gay lovers hope this helps

[handheldrope]

*hits above 40F* you know what time it is

[sgt-dignam]

KISS KISS BANG BANG (2005) dir Shane Black

[redstonedust]

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

[shnehollander]

[dannielricciardo]

what i need more than anything is max verstappen's therapist's number. he has to be the most well adjusted driver on the entire grid. i need her to fix me the same way so that when i need to perform i say to myself "i don't think about losing, i only think about how to win" and then when something apocalyptic happens i too can go "don't be disappointed im definitely not" because let me tell you something. if i lost the wdc by 2 points to lando norris i would literally be calling a hitman directly from the cockpit

[birdwatchingbingo]

killing my self

[milkoise]

i’ll never understand when i see posts from f1 fans like “imagine hating on other drivers :(” and “no matter who wins the championship they all deserve it ❤️” like fuck off with all of that this is a SPORT!!!!!! i am a max fan and if lando wins on sunday i KILL MYSELF. that’s the way things are

[alexturntable]

kickstreaming who wouldnt have a picture of gabi in their room?

[thehumongouskargomice]

"i need more help i can't do it" on live tv is crazy even for norris 😭

[alexturntable]

every McLaren radio is just them saying we don’t know what we’re doing. embarrassing

[dannielricciardo]

max won't win the championship this year

the rbr is a shit car and the upgrades won't fix it

firing horner will only make everything worse

piastri/norris is winning the championship before the end of the season

mathematically, max needs to win everything until the rest of the season + pia needs a DNF, it's not happening

max wins monza

piastri DNFs in baku <- you are here

max wins every race until the end of the season

max wins the championship this year

[devot-draws]

–but all I’ve ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you.

[topgunbigbang]

Title: My Soul to Take (My Soul to Keep) Ship: Pete Mitchell/Tom Kazansky Author: @flyingfightingfishy Beta: @/Stowaway (ao3) Artist: @woodsywarbler

They said that every sailor in the Navy had sold their soul. The Navy owned them, plain and simple. It could make them do what it wanted, where it wanted, when it wanted, for as long as it wanted. That's how it worked. They said that every sailor in the Navy had sold their soul, but only a few had done it literally. Mav didn't know what would possess a person to check that box at the recruitment office, how inhuman someone already had to be to let the Navy rip the last of their humanity away, but they kept building aircraft carriers and submarines so he knew people must be saying yes. --- Mav learned that what "they said" wasn't the whole story. Not even close.

Check it out on AO3!

[coolhandlukes]

listen. i completely understand the reason why we’re so very adamant of letting famous people into this hellsite but trust me when i say this is the guy that would succeed at tumblr. a complete tumblrina if we train him right. neil gaiman’s perfect neighbor