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worlds-largest-juice-container

My new two sentence horror

"Hello, my name is fred"

unfortunately the rest of his name was d. fazbear

trattenbach

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday

mmusclemuseum

amazing wayback machine find

smithsonianlibrariesarchives

A diagram comparing a human hand to the equivalent limb in other mammals from Henry Fairfield Osborn's The age of mammals in Europe, Asia and North America (1910).

Full text here.

#art ref

thirtyskeletons

Any day now

thirtyskeletons

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

thirtyskeletons

undying-princess

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

corrucyst

reverse portmanteau robot

takes a random word and separates it into two separate words

for example

me:

bartman

reverse portmanteau robot:

bitch fartman

portmanteau-bot

bartman.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘bitch fartman’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help keep my meatbag slave alive.

siryouarebeingmocked

vamptits

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

halberdbooks

Yeah

theehorsepusssy

movementnudge

Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌

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ruffboi-mags

1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago

2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.