BIRKESAFT

[tricksterity-deactivated2017112]

the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

fake pockets

making every single shirt see through

seriously why does it have to be see through

what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it

it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt

and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue

[wesayso-foundation]

[graywyst]

Reasons to miss the old family guy

[concentrated-sunshine-deactivat]

Doesn’t she pile drive that woman into a table shortly after this?

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

Yes

[florats]

how do some of ur parents let ur bf/gf stay the night? like my mom get’s mad if i have too many cups in my room. wtf.

[gifsboom]

Video: Sunbathing Cats Move with the Sun

[blackfairypresident]

i went on a rant about pussy earlier

[swamp-princess-deactivated20151]

This is fantastic. Especially the last one.

[everythingyouthoughtiwas-deacti]

truuuuuuuuue

[cleophatrajones]

Bless this post

[raggedick]

that last one tho! haha

[person-i-virvar]

Første forårssolskinsstråle

Idag kom den første

forårssolskinsstråle

Og med den kom jeg

Ud af mit hoveds dybe mørke

og følte i et minut eller to

at intet var galt

Det eneste jeg mærkede

var solens svage varme

og det eneste jeg hørt

var fuglenes kvidren

Med en smøg min hånd

Lod eg alle disse ting

overfuse mine sanser

indtil jeg helt glemte mig selv

[zmphotos-deactivated20200523]

shots fired

[lepreas-deactivated20140507]

rockets launched

[setbabiesonfire]

Boom

[manrepeller]

Ikea will make or break your relationship 

[art]

[hobwithluv]

saved you a seat

[gnarly]

when ur comfy in bed like: to pee or not to pee

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[neilsanders]

HEY!! It’s Pip from Tonk’s Island! There’s nothing more fun than drawing off model fan art of something you worked on! I absolutely loved working on this short and it’s such a buzz to see that it’s gone public! If you haven’t seen it you can watch it here. It’s only viewable in the US unless you install a fancy region switching plugin for your browser such as Hola.

[awwww-cute]

She didn’t even make it through the front door

[fokkar]

for hende er ensomhed noget, som man får andre til at fjerne

murakami, dans dans dans (via forglem-migej)

[dovemother]

me: *waits on balcony naked with a fur coat on overlooking the city* where is my boyfriend

[metalburger-deactivated20130705]

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

this story was wild from start to finish

[stayygone]

I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.

unknown (via bl-ossomed)