ᶠᵃˡˡᵉᶰ ʷʰᶤᵗᵉᶠᵉᵃᵗʰᵉʳ

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                                                 especially living things

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the person I reblogged this from is a cute peach

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You may address @warstopper as Bekah Fairchild-Herondale from now on as that is her name.

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@warstopper is the real life cla/ce baby

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Footage of Julian and Rin when she’s annoyed at him

@artsandcoffee

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Charlotte; *tugs on shirt* I need tags Me; Rin’s getting attention right now Charlotte; TAGS, TERRI. I AM YOUR BABY. Me; Later!

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Just saying but @artsandcoffee came up with the best ship name ever.

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A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.

Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.

❛ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❜

❛ I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. ❜

❛ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❜

❛ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❜

❛ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❜

❛ I’m not sure I’m interested in that. ❜

❛ No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that. ❜

❛ I like saying no. ❜

❛ I hate everything. ❜

❛ I love nothing! ❜

❛ I regret nothing. ❜

❛ I regret everything. ❜

❛ People are idiots. ❜

❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜

❛ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. ❜

❛ I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I really don’t care what happens here. ❜

❛ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. ❜

❛ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. ❜

❛ Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ❜

❛ I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. ❜

❛ No. ❜

❛ What’s “cholesterol” ? ❜

❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜

❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜

❛ Strippers do nothing for me. But I’ll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. ❜

❛ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. ❜

❛ You had me at meat tornado. ❜

❛ I like saying ‘no’. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❜

❛ [Son/daughter], people can see you! ❜

❛ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. ❜

❛ It’s called ‘the ground’ when it’s outside. ❜

❛ There’s no wrong way to consume alcohol. ❜

❛ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. ❜

❛ I don’t like loud noises, and people making a fuss. ❜

❛ There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk… Which is water that’s lying about being milk. ❜

❛ I know what I’m about, son. ❜

❛ I think there should be less talking in life. ❜

❛ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. ❜

❛ When I eat, it’s the food that is scared. ❜

❛ I was born ready. I’m [name] fucking [name]! ❜

❛ Not to worry, I have a permit. ❜

❛ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! ❜

❛ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. ❜

❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜

❛ I’m not a sore loser! It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t say we’re close. ❜

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Aaaaaand I’m off for the night. I’m planning to tidy up my house a little and I have a game in the evening to attend with my brother, almost stepdad and my mother (she hates football but she’s being dragged) so I’m not sure when I’ll be online! Probably after the game, tbh. Night all!<3

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this is the creepiest mask i’ve ever seen like, even my gd loving punk ass isn’t gonna buy it. not even for my favourite day of the year (which, for me is every damn day because i am the actual hallow/een princess) but it’s sold out SOLD OUT

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#friendship goals

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I’ll be heading off to sleep soon since I’m actually going outside tomorrow evening for the football (the boys will probably lose but I wanna support them... even if we did sign a moron who I hate with my entire soul but I digress) so yeah.

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the fosters wardrobe and hair appreciation: callie’s hair and outfit in 1.17 ‘kids in the hall’

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favorite place to relax would be your room or the mall.

“Based on my blog” guesses

My room, definitely. Though, I do have two other favourite places.

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"Based on my blog" guesses

1. star sign 2. favorite color 3. dream career 4. mostly likely to ____ in my lifetime 5. most used emoji 6. someone I’d be inspired by 7. how many pets I have 8. catchphrase I’m likely to use 9. favorite place to relax 10. my favorite game

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ELIJAH MIKAELSON STARTER SENTENCES

Family is power, ___. Love, loyalty. That’s power! 

___, in the name of our family, you might try to dial down your glee. 

To find out who’s making a move against our ____ And then I’ll either stop them… or I’ll help them, depending on my mood.

It’s a gift. It’s your chance… it’s our chance.

I’ll stop searching for his redemption when I believe there is none left to be found.

I’ve given up on giving up. It’s an affliction. 

I will fight for my family until my last breath. 

You know, difficulties aside, I value my family above everything. I am sorry that yours failed you. 

You don’t make it easy to love you 

Darling, we’ve got to stop meeting like this. This is how rumors begin. 

I’m not trying to impress the girl. 

Nobody hurts my family and lives. 

The definition of the word broken suggests that something can be fixed. 

I leave it to you to make the decision whether to trust me or not. 

You will always have a choice. 

I have denied every single impulse that I have ever had for that woman, out of some misbegotten respect for intentions that you don’t even have. 

I let this person in… I let her in… I don’t let people in… You knew this, you’ve taken her from me… I needed her and you’ve broken me… 

Yes, far better to practice your process of grief, ___. Denial, rage, and hoarding coffins in basements. 

Yes, well, when you put it that way it does sound a little reckless.

Well, that seems like the right thing to do. You know, I tried that myself. It didn’t work. 

You are a deranged and ridiculous child who cannot be left unsupervised.

Shhh! ____,  grown ups are talking.

How odd. Forever on Santa’s naughty list.

I rather enjoy Thanksgiving. The turkey, the cranberry sauce. The lies, the deceit, the betrayal.

_____, next time I ask you to take out the trash, try not to dally.

Watch your tongue. I am not the fun loving social butterfly you may recall.

I thought only of you. Every day I fought for your return, searching for a way. You were not forgotten.

I’m not in the habit of asking permission.

If we cannot trust one another, we cannot work together.

As a devout feminist, I refuse to say you hit like a girl.

You mobsters all suffer from such hubris.

Gentlemen, shall we?

I trust you can find your clothing and the door.

I always come back.

I believe that when you love someone and that person loves you in return you’re uniquely vulnerable. They have a power to hurt you that’s like nothing else.

Perhaps I’m not making myself clear here. This is a threat.

Please. You’ve never paid for anything in your life.

You do realize I don’t care.